I wrote more stuff for AC if anyone is interested:
10 Cool Holiday Gifts For Your Pet
Brie and Tomato Grilled Cheese Recipe (I just invented it yesterday. Nothing like it has ever been done before. Totally authentic and amazing.)
Faces of Evil Slide Show (I’ll give you 2 guesses who this one is about)
Product Reviews:
The Shark 2 in 1 Vac Then Steam (As seen on tv)
CHI Turbo Digital 1″ Flat Iron
A review of the website Folica.com
(Can you tell that I got a little side tracked while attempting to shop for Christmas presents?)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap (It’s the same recap posted here, just without the pictures, so really no point to even click here)
Another BH recap that you all already read
(UPDATE: You have to sign up to vote. Stupid annoying site making everything difficult all the time…) And PLEASE CLICK HERE and nominate me as most amazing person of the year or whatever the contest is for. I really want to win one of those shiny star awards so that I can act all superior and shove it in everyone’s face and use it as proof of why I’m always right and everyone else is always wrong. That would be so great, wouldn’t it?
You can also vote for individual articles by clicking the yellow button on each of them.
I know there are a bunch of you who joined AC but I can’t find all the comments where the links are posted (well, I probably could if I really wanted to, but I’m lazy) so please everyone post the links to your AC accounts in the comments and I’ll add them here so we can vote for you guys too!!
Update:
Click here to vote for Lynn:
Click here to vote for Amia009
Click here to vote for MomsThoughts (she hasn’t written anything, so it would be even extra great if she won something)
Click here to vote for Sangfroid
Click here to vote for justanothermary
And these are all posters from the blog, but my memory is awful and my brain is not making the connection between the real names and the screen names used here. But I do know that we like these people and should vote for them too:
Click here to vote for Anna
Click here to vote for Kelly (NOT Bensimon)
Click here to vote for Laura
realcityhousewife.wordpress.com 
Oh, hell yeah… I’ll be votin’ for ya!
Goin’ right now to vote an many times as I can! Nice goin’, RCH!!!!
DITTO!!!! Can’t wait to read them all, you’ve been busy young lady. Mmmmm recipe sounds good.
RCH: Clicked to your AC site… is there another step to take once on your site?
I cannot believe how many posts you’ve written! As Ramona would say, “Ka-dooz!” Don’t know how you do it… but glad you do!!!
Okay, went, but don’t know how to vote for you as the most ammmmmmmmmmazing person ever.
Okay..how do we nominate you ?? I clicked the link and I dont see where to do it..unless of course I am suffering from MONDAY BLINDNESS !!!!
and that happens OFTEN…..LOl
Diva
I think I figured it out… click on “Contests” and you’ll come to this page with the shiny stars:
http://contributor.yahoo.com/community/contests.html
Then you have to sign up to vote… not to worry, RCH… I’m sure there’s not many hoops to go through to sign up for AC!
Ok..I signed up but duh, I still can’t figure out how to vote for our RCH…helpmeeeeeeeeeeeee
After you sign in, click on ‘community’ and then ‘contests’… that should do it.
RCH: I’m now an AC contributor (it looks like a pain in the ass to actually contribute, though)…sooooo, you got my vote!
It was a pain in the ass in the beginning, but I kinda got used to it and it’s not so bad anymore.
Uh, sorry but you didn’t make that recipe up. Ik?e been making Brie/Tomato Grill cheese for years. It IS aMAZing though ; )
Yeah, me too… but it’s new to RCH, so no biggie!
Here’s a hint for making perfect grilled cheese: after putting your sandwich in the pan, COVER the pan (this will throughly heat the sandwich and melt the cheese evenly); take off cover; flip sandwich and do not cover…
But I really did invent it the other day when I ran out of cheddar cheese. So I’m taking credit. Lol.
I think you have flushed out everyone who admits to making YOUR sandwich so now would be a good time to tell them that since you are a published professional author now, of course you hold the copy-write and patent to this sandwich and give them the addresss where to send the royalty checks. Hawaii here you come!
copyright.
Note RCH trademark sarcasm. Anyone who enjoys Brie will eventually hit on this. One of my faves too!
But in all seriousness, I really did think it was a genius move adding the tomato and that no one in the world had thought of that before. I was so proud of myself. My bubble has been burst. Lol
But what about the pepper? Did anyone think to sprinkle it with pepper before? I’m pretty sure I invented that part of it.
It is good with a leaf or 2 of fresh basil. Hmmm…
Whoa! Pepper! Who would have thought? You are a culinary genius! Luv ya kid! Merry Merry!
See. I knew it, I’m a genius. Thank you for confirming. If I ever buy a mansion in Hawaii I will totally bring you and let you sit in my hot tub with me.
😉
Where can we buy this pepper? Sounds fabulous!
Whoa – the pepper! yes, yes, yes, I’ll have what she’s having. Was on the fence about voting you contributer of the year, but convinced now – I just voted for ya 🙂
LOL
Thanks!
Since I’m like *puff, puff* a real psychic & all, I’m now putting the eventually to be released “Real City Housewife’s Amazingly Authentic & Original Cookbook” on my wish list. Know that!
🙂
“Know That” LoL!!
The soon-to-be trademarked psychic catch phrase, often said in a plethora of different tones, inflections, and pitches depending on the victim, but always added at the end of every vague statement that could be true for any and all situations as a punctuation mark and the lend imagined credibility to the utterer. Or, is it uterer? Definitely ureter in the case of Allsion DuBunk.
Kandi should write a song and Kim Zolciak should totally sing it. LOL!!!
Hate to burst your bubble but I’ve used pepper before. Nyah. And I have a 20$ Paninni maker I got at Target last Christmas that does all the melting work for me so double nyah. I love’s me some cheese and tomato!
You spent $20 for a panini maker? Mine was free…aluminum foil-covered bricks. You got robbed!
Yeah but do your bricks make perfectly seared stripes on your bread? I think not… LOL
lol! But those seared stripes don’t make a panini taste better…
Sorry guys, I didn’t know you had to be signed in to vote.
No problem! Hope you win your star!!!
No, thanks for letting us know, I signed up.
Bought the brie last night. Looking forward to my very sophisticated soup and sandwich.
I would like to play too!
Here is my AC link
http://contributor.yahoo.com/user/948546/madame_sangfroid.html
& thanks for dragging us along with you! off to vote.
Added you up top.
You know what will make your soup and sandwich even more sophisticated? If you put the soup in one of Camille’s large martini glasses and sip it with your pinky in the air. Classy.
Oh, so sucking it through a straw from one of those bowls with an attached straw doesn’t equate class huh? and I thought I was so close.
http://www.onestepahead.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=313780
Thanks for adding me.
I wrote some pretty awful limericks today . Last time it took 20 days to publication, so I don’t know if they will appear this year. My editor is difficult. 🙂
OMG I saw that in the store and I wanted it and hubby looked at me and was like “Uh, no.”
I have a couple of those! Works really swell when my granddaughter has her chicken noodle soup. 🙂
bwaahahahaha!! hilarious. and so true.
You’ve got my vote anytime (put your hair up)
Okay my Sambucas Fugmatas,all trolling aside.
Every year I do generous work for the Holidays besides my monthly Charity giving to Organizations.
This year I’m picking this Blog to give some of you Holiday goodies. I need (5-7) of you to shoot me an email ,so I can have some things sent out to you .
In your email tell me if you are a coffee drinker if yes, state how you like your coffee, Whole bean, Ground, Turkish ect… Also your favorite places you like to take your families to eat.
If you are un comfortable will providing me with your name,and address to have a goodie box shipped to you then you can settle,and have a choice of… Me purchasing gift cards online for you, and I will provide you with the pin number ,so you can be able to get some things online for yourselves.
Happy Holidays to all,and have a good one with your love ones. I will see you all,and resume my troll identity in January 🙂
levine@linuxmail.org
awesome thing to do gaffe! Happy Holidays
Wow that’s really nice of you. Tis the season!
But I’m sceptical… how do we know this isn’t some sort of Manzo plot to identify anti-Manzo posters?
Yeah… exactly what I was thinking, too. Dina’s behind this… my psychic *puff puff* senses just told me that.
ill deff vote for you!
has everyone seen this? oldie but goody http://oncommonground.blogspot.com/2008/04/real-housewives-of-new-jersey.html
this was before the 1st season of RHONJ aired. its funny how alot of the comments are dead on, like the female shopping for a house she cant afford (dina) and the hatred between melissa and teresa.
This is for the person who emailed me last name ending with (G) your subject line was RCH Charity Event! Please check your email inbox,and your spam folder an (E-gift) card was sent to you. All you have to do is print off the information,and take it to your nearest (store that I purchase it for) and present it along with a valid I’d to reedem a physical card. Enjoy! 🙂
CD same to you ! 🙂 have gotta bounce!
Hi RCH, just signed up and nominated you for the Yahoo! Contributer Award. Now, where do I vote for you to win????? Please keep me posted. You deserve the title!
Thanks!! Let me know if you post any articles!
Thanks but unless I go on a rant against the MTA, I won’t be writing anything. I just signed up to vote for you.
Yes, I signed up too (I already have one badge! Didn’t even write anything so they must REALLY love me, it is very prestigious)…..anyway, I nominated you RCH (even more than once, I guess you can do that), but does that count as a vote??
Thanks!
I don’t know if it counts or not. I voted for you too. LOL. Wouldn’t that be awesome if you won something?
Yes, a car would be great, or a house in Hawaii.
A Secret Santa Troll! How cool is that? Only at RCH’s ! 🙂
Seriously, Happy Holidays and a great New Year to you & yours too, gaffe, etc.
I’ve posted a few things on AC – thanks to you and Lynn and it really is fun once you get into it. Here’s my latest link:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6123290/the_demise_of_the_written_word.html
If you search Janie Newborg you can see the others.
I voted for you!!!
I updated the top and I voted for you!
We are becoming so dependant on technology… and that’s exactly what the machines want. So when they turn on us and take over the world we will be powerless to stop them because we can’t even get around our own cities without Google maps.
RCH: Uh-Oh… no need for all that subversive talk now… you’ll be one of the first to be pulled in when the internet police start looking!
Yes mam, this contributor has voted for you. Yes, I am an official contributor too but I don’t want the award. No, no, I’ve only written one article, just to join the “real writer” bandwagon too. So I’ll give you the dubious honor of trying to win the awards. Oh would that be something! I’m so excited for you that it feels like Christmas week. Oh wait…… hmmm
Lol RCH – only you could make product reviews so entertaining! Considering buying a Shark 2 in 1 vac — thanks for the heads-up on ordering from the infomercial to get steamer. I’m now looking for edible holiday cards for our dog and treat balls. Already have a laser, but love your idea to lead it to a treat — kindness :). I’m not sure our dog is ready for a sex toy — *sigh* they grow up so fast.
I really like the shark. I clean up messes all day long, and I find this pretty effective. And it’s ready to go, I really hate attaching swiffer pads. I also really like the whole disinfecting aspect of it.
I want that treat ball too, I don;t have it yet. I put treats inside empty paper towel rolls and make them work to get it out, or ball them up inside a wad of paper towels for them to rip through. We don’t get to spend too much time outside in the winter so I try to keep them entertained. That sex toy.. um.. idk about that one. Crazy.
NeNe’s PREGNANT!!
http://stoopidhousewives.wordpress.com/
WHAT????
Gasp!
I went to the page to vote for you but I don’t see any buttons to push or anything at all about voting. Is the voting over?
Oh I figured it out! I think you just have to be logged into the sight to see all the award lights blinking. I wrote you a glowing report. Once you vote you have to explain why that person is so amazing. And, of course, I think you and your writing are amazing.
Good luck! I hope you win.
Thank you so much! 🙂
PS – I signed up as one of your fans a couple of weeks ago. Mine is the sunset avatar. My daughter took that pic.
Just saw this go by on Twitter:
NeNeLeakes NeNe Leakes
PREGNANT? I’ve said it b4 & I’ll say it AGAIN…I WON’T B HAVIN A CHILD WIT NO MAN! SHOP IS CLOSED! WRONG HOUSEWIFE
2 minutes ago
Tuz: I posted that story hours ago….
http://stoopidhousewives.wordpress.com/
Can you just imagine KimZ and NeNe pregnant together??? I can’t wait!
Yes I saw it, but now Nene is denying it. Good info on Dr Paul Nasif too. He just seems a little smarmy to me and Adrienne seems to have a bit of a low tolerance for him.
Tuz posted NeNe’s denial. More at NeNe’s twitter pg:
Thanks!! I’m hoping that the report is correct and she is pregnant…that would make an unbelievable RHOA!
Tuz: Misunderstood your post… sorry! Time will tell if NeNe’s telling the truth. MTO.com has extremely reliable sources… so, we’ll see.
NeNe said on the show that she doesn’t want another child, and she sounded pretty serious.
I think that whether she is pregnant or not, she is not going to be having another kid.
I can’t figure out how to vote on that site?!!!
You have to create an account for that AC/Yahoo site & be logged in to vote.
I just noticed the tag “suck it js”. LOVE IT!
Haha 😉
Eff word. Am I the only damn fool who can’t figure out how to vote for you once I follow the link?
Did you sign up/register? You have to do that, it is easy. 🙂
Okay RCH. I voted for you, wrote lots of delicious compliments for you and even ordered a Karunda Bed for my local shelter. OMG you are so high maintenance! Now I’m off to eat blackberries and have a rest.
Good luck!
I was a-MAZed to hear about the Karunda beds and even found MY local shelter to donate to. RCH is authentic and a-MAZ-ing, she is like sooo real. I think, I don’t know (*shrug, hair smooth*) we’ll see.
Seriously, how many hours are in her day?
High maintenance? Me? My husband must have told you to say that!
Snark and Tuz – Thanks so much for donating beds! You guys are awesome!! xo!
By the way Tuzentswurth, I forgot to thank you for telling me what needed to be done in order to vote. Thanks so much!