About Me

I am an equestrian (I try to ride about once a month), an author (I’m writing right now), and editor (I edit this blog all on my own), an interior designer (I chose the furniture in my house), an artist (I make things on photoshop) and a hairstylist(I blow dry my own hair). I consider myself to be a major taste maker and an ambassador for polyester. So as you can see, I have an incredibly authentic, amazing life. I am a positive person who loves everyone. Mean is not my color, hate is part of the eco system. The internet is fun. Let’s blog together!

But seriously, when I’m not making fun of Kelly Bensimon I enjoy watching The Real Housewives series. No one in my real life watches the show so I started this blog so I would have a place to discuss it. You may not be able to tell, but in real life I am actually a very nice person, but this blog allows me to re-live my high school mean girl days without any real life consequences. It’s all for fun. Don’t take it too seriously.

I am also now an award winner!


47 Responses to About Me

  1. Ellabean says:

    Hi Real City Housewife – Finally clicked your name from Lynn’s site and just dicovered your blog. Oh my gawd – you are friggin (Jersey -speak) hilarious. I think your site just might be my new fave and guilty pleasure. Yep – I am living out my high school mean girl days too – in a safe way. Totally get that. (I hope you see this message to you !)


    All the best~
    Ellabean – from New Jersey – yeah tell me about it . I want to move. *

    I think I want to write that on that bottom of my Jersey license plates.

  2. Snarkella says:

    Real City Housewife –I’m adding you to my list of people I love. LOL. Don’t know why I didn’t know about your blog earlier. I have a lot of catching up to do. I too have a circle of friends who don’t watch the Housewives. Or maybe they just don’t admit it. It’s all very irritating for me because discussing the Housewives is obviously, much more fun than watching them. Keep up the good work!

  3. tuzentswurth says:

    I just found this from Lynn’s page also. Your blogs are fantastic!

  4. Tracy Hunley says:

    I adore this blog and you. You’re bookmarked!

  5. captaincarebear says:

    Thank goodness another guilty pleasure… this blog. Now can I actually find time to read it with all my other guilty pleasures? I sure hope so.

  6. Squirrels says:

    Consider yourself bookmarked. You bio is hilarious and your humor infectious. Keep it up, just be careful to not hit the Patron laced with coffee before you edit!

  7. felita13 says:

    Finally I found a place to discuss the Housewives. Thank you, thank you! Guilty pleasures are fun!!!!!

  8. Kate says:

    I write often about the Housewives. My posts are snarky. I think you would enjoy.

  9. oopsy says:

    Love your sense of humor. Consider yourself bookmarked!

  10. Deanna says:

    Cool site, snarky women. I guess it is all make believe because non of you really know wtf you are talking too. Peace out

  11. Deanna says:

    It was a compliment, love your blog as much as your hair….. Muah =)

    Tanti Baci….. ooxxoxxoxooox

  12. MISS G says:

    LOVE your site!! my NEw fav…TY

  13. Larue says:

    I really, really enjoy your site. Your recaps are spectacular.

    I think you should copyright your material and shop around for an agent/publisher if you haven’t already.

  14. The_BKC says:

    I LOVE THIS BLOG!!! u dont know how refreshing it is to come to a site filled with people that feel the SAME WAY i feel about that clan of liars, thieves and fakes…and Danielle LOL!! its like we have mutual understanding that Danielle is nut…but those other are far FAR worst!!!

    This blog is made by and filled with commentors who have what I call common sense LOL!!

    I visit another site and I just CAN’T stomach the way they attack Danielle and place these other “ladies” on a pedistal!!

    Anywhoo I follow u on twitter too and u are a RIOT!!!

    Keep up the great work and thanks for keeping me entertained!!!

  15. TheDesignDiva says:

    Well…I finally took the time to read your BIO…You are one smart and HILARIOUS cookie…..I so do enjoy reading your blog and the past two days…11-15-11-16-2010 have kept me in stitches !!!!!
    My hat of OFF to you and will forever grateful for your contribution to the FUNNY in cyberspace….
    Keep it going

  16. @tweatcyn says:

    You smell gooooood.

  17. @tweatcyn says:

    I meant you’re an olfactory icon. 😉

  18. Randy says:

    You’re very funny. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. I just read the Camille blog that was taken down. Hilarious.

  19. Katja says:

    Just found your blog as I was watching the most recent episode of RHWBH on Demand. What a HOOT! Couldn’t agree more with your commentary on Camille’s deleted blog. Thanks for taking time to set this up – you ARE the BESTEST! Am certain I will have loads more fun reading the rest of your pages. Housewives shows are my guilty pleasure. I lovingly refer to the programs as “My Bitches” (except Orange County which I just never could get into). I am still watching the episode so I am gonna’ get back to “My Bitches” and will DEFINITELY be back to your now bookmarked site for follow up and more fun. Thanks again! Be Well!

  20. Piper says:

    I find your blogging style to be fabulous! I often post links to your blogs on the Bravo message boards. Thank you for always making me laugh.

  21. ~Luvz2011~ says:

    Please ‘scuse my manners; I haven’t introduced myself.
    I Luvz 2011 and your site.
    I’m a semi-lurker who has recently come out of lurkdom as I was concerned about your absence. I had been on a food protest fast and was eating only black licorice until your return and was feeling weak. Nice you have surfaced!~….
    Best to you and your efforts here.

  22. Golden Girl says:

    I love your Bio! You must be as authentic as I am lol. You are now bookmarked.

  23. glued2it says:

    Thanks for the great RH blogsitepageboard!! None of my friends watch RH shows either. My main faves are NJ, NY, DC and BH (with a smattering of OC, but if you don’t watch often enough it’s hard keeping those blondes straight).

    And I’m real tired now and can’t think of a good ending, so I’ll just say g’night : )

  24. Katie says:

    We just posted a “Real Housewives Trivia Challenge” and thought your readers may want to enter. First place wins a fabulous set of Alex and Ani bangles!!!
    Would love your thoughts on the quiz!
    Celebrity Beehive

  25. Katie says:

    Here’s the direct link to the contest: http://www.celebritybeehive.com/quick-games

    Hope you like it!

  26. D Rant says:

    Based on your bio, you must be a real housewife of Chatsworth.

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