Hey guys. Some people have mentioned that the blog is taking forever to load because of all the comments. So here is a new blog.
Shout out to Pink Quilt 6 Names, Jerseymitch, Candy, Cutie, Dina Manzo, their homies over at Bellevue, and all you other jumla fugmata’s out there being bat shit insane tonight.
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I brought this over from the other blog (hope you don’t mind). I just want to make sure I’ve got it figured out so far.
Let’s review, shall we? At some point last week some perfectly reasonable questions were raised regarding the financials of PLB. We were then favored with the wild rantings of Rainbow. She actually didn’t have any facts that she could substantiate and seemed to be repeating things already covered for the past several weeks. Then “poof” we’re graced with the presence of a crazy woman(?) with a questionable grasp of the English language and an equally questionable IQ, let’s call her Fugly McNutter. Since then we have all been involved in and/or distracted by the crazy ramblings which, while an amusing pasttime, seems to be a distraction from something we’re not yet privvy to. Have I got that right so far?
Someone sure is interested in derailing the original subject.
Soon the trolls comments will consist of nothing but exclamation marks at this rate. That is what a hysterical person sounds like online. 🙂
i don’t know if i am jumla fugmata but i am definitely obese with delusional demented delicate might be a little fraudy Saint CLaudine. caroline must be worried that she is going to end up living with her yet again.
dont get me started on the criminal joodices.
I am so laughed out! My son thinks I’m a fruity little nutcake sitting at my laptop lmao. Good night all. Can’t wait to see what is new tomorrow! Thanks RCH and all my fruity nutcake fellow posters.
Good night tuz – see ya in the funny papers!
You guys all look like Kabuki Vampires.
LOL! HEY, that’s a good Halloween costume!
Naw – I’ve got a gorilla costume – guess which hobag I’m going to be on Halloween.
LOL mary. Could it be……………………..Chewbaca?
Oh tweeterlaura, your comment just cracked my ass!
God bless diamondblonde90 Troll,Lady_Bug_Luv Troll and all Dina Manzo’s other troll nom de plumes.
thrilled to read previously divine and delicate dina has offered assurances to her minions; the police or who ever handles such matters will take care of the nasty defamers that are obese with saint claudine.
And thanx for the new page. I thought it was my fugmata puter.
Darn it! I just stepped out for a couple hours to do some research for my hubby and missed all the fun AGAIN!! RCH, thanks for being so considerate to start a new blog. The previous took forever.
Did all the trolls go to bed yet? Or, are you still out to play?
I’m afraid to leave – I don’t want to miss anything good.
Looks like they passed out.
For the trolls:
RealCityHousewife:
Been lurking for sometime. Love your blog! FYI: the blog banner reads, “obessed with shows…” Never once noticed the misspelling until tonight’s Sybil poster screamed that we’re all “obese with Dina”. Lol!
Interesting blog week. Dina is so jumla (?). I hope her LadyBug charity is real and on the up and up – it’s a good cause. I haven’t seen anyone here declare that it’s a fraud, but agree with those that find it very strange for her to become combative when asked for standard disclosure of the financials. It’s possible her defensiveness is due to some misappropriation of donations, but equally possible that she’s gone bat-shit over anyone daring to question her Highness. Total Diva.
LOL I’m sure that banner was just changed. You have a good eye. I missed it!
OMG! You’re right! Lol. How come no one told me?? Did no one notice?
Maybe if you layed off the sauce!! 😉 Here pass it to me..
You should have been like, I totally did that on purpose, lol.
I am still too new here to mention it. I am so happy someone finally did. I was becoming obessed with the typo. I will almost hate to see it cleansied up
Yeah Mickey… I mean, of course I totally did that on purpose. Obviously. Duh! I just wanted to see if everyone was paying attention. That was my plan from the beginning.
Well, at least we now know where the screamer got her understanding of the word obesed. She just misspelled RCH’s word.
Stop making fun of me 😦
It was a typo
And photoshop doesn’t have spell check so it’s not my fault. Also, Danielle made me do it. Nasty prostitution whore.
I just got home. I was keeping up with the comments on my BB. I don’t know how some of you people read blogs on your phones all the time, it was a frustrating experience. I couldn’t bring myself to make a post from the phone.
You’re obviously doing SOMETHING right!
I don’t post often, but lurk alot and thoroughly enjoy this blog.
This morning I am catching up on the CAPPED drunken nonsensical rantings
with her Jumlas and Fugmatas. What crazy sauce last evening! I’m laughing so hard this morning my endorphins are all up and active and helping me to jump start the day. Thanks for the laughs, Fruity Nutcake Capped One and clever posters!
Hi! Thanks for posting! Glad you are enjoying it. The trolls are fun, aren’t they?
Hopefully no one dreamt of jumlas and fugmatas last night!
While trolls are entitled to their drooling, foam at the mouth rantings, they don’t do much more than offer a fun source of entertainment. The ones we have been witness to over the past week are definately funny because they are spouting about someone (the Manzo family) that no one on the blog is either disrespecting/discussing!
The topic that started this assault was Dina’s jumla financials for PLB. If she is only getting 51% of the donations to the intended, then she needs to account for the other 49% – how a “charity” run out of her home with an “assistant”, with events held at her husband’s establishment has some expenses. Dina needs to be as transparent in her charity as she is in her personal life.
So to that end – those who have been questioning the lack of transparency with PLB’s books – keep after it! We can handle trolls but not people who run charities that don’t live up to their hype.
Did you see the ratings I posted from Charity Navigator? Some of the charities gave only 25% to their cause!
You need to investigate before you give.
Wow, I guess I missed out on all of the crazy that happened AFTER I passed out from that box o’wine I has with my popcorn!!! 😉 I am going to try to read through the comments now…. I have a feeling that there was a lot of laughs I missed last night!
Brobee…(ellipsis, not ………..) You aren’t supposed to ruin wine with food. Get a grip
Well, I started with the popcorn and Jezzibel brought the box o’wine after that it’s all a little fuzzy…;)
I love my juice boxes! Both the red and the white.
It was funny until one troll said they were from Canada….that scared me… 😛
One a side note, RCH – the one IP you said was from Sprint/Nextel, true it’s not available here in Canada but it is a sister to our Telus Mobility..meaning when we try to use our cells in the US but within the network, it automatically switches to Nextel/Sprint network..so I’m thinking that last screamer was on her cell and likely from my neck of woods but had crossed over to Mich..is that possible? (fingers crossed I’m wrong) :->
Oh don’t worry – IMO the trollettes is in the Franklin Lakes area. And I doubt they have passports either. They are probably in school now or sleeping off last night’s self medications.
“they” is in honor of the multiple personalities
It’s possible, but I don’t think so. Obviously there are no crazy people in Canada and the person must be from New Jersey (no offense Jersey posters). I don’t know why, but in my mind it’s Lexi. I just picture her on her cell phone laughing with her friends (or maybe even Dina). I really think it’s one of the younger Manzo or Laurita family members.
If it is actually someone from Canada, then that would mean that they are on vacation in the states and are spending a good deal of their vacation time posting on my blog.
No fruity little nutcakes in the great white north, eh?
Nope. Just eskimos, igloos, moose, and pot growers.
LOL…secrets out
My day was starting out pretty fugmata until now. I think I’ll just say the hell with everything else today, and stay here and over at Lynns, and laugh. Real life is grossly over-rated anyway. Let the Jumla begin!!
It took me about an hour to read through all of the comments that posted after I left the party last nite…Holy Jumla! What a ruckus! I thoroughly enjoyed seeing our troll getting batted around like a kitty toy laced with catnip. Fun times!
Haha. I wonder if they realize how much we truly enjoy their company.
I’m feeling a little insulted that I made them they’re very own blog to troll on and they haven’t used it. I think the title needs to be Dina Sucks in order to get their attention.
How about WTF is wrong w/Dina Part II? That should bring them here right after school.
In NY high school gets over at what? 2:30ish? That means we have 3 more hours or so to get ready for:
The ATTACK of the Pro-Manzo Fruity Little Nutcakes from the Planet Fugmata Jumla Jumbla….
(thanks to MickeyMouth for her nutcakes remark last night — it made my week!)
Ok I will try to get this subject back to the Manzo’s and away from “the manzo sheeps” aka trolls for a split second LOL.
I have to say Season 1 I did enjoy all the ladies including Danielle. As Season 2 went on I became pretty frustrated with ALL these ladies who are full of contradictions. They go out of their way to show Danielle’s flaws but I would like to go over a few of theirs. r First of all I like Jac but this season I found her to be a Manzo sheep once again. She was so much more likeable when she was in fact her own woman. Now as for Caroline she doesnt mind strippers cause her son wants to open a carwash/stripclub BUT they think Danielle is a husband stealing slut sooo I dare to ask how many men leave their wives to be with strippers? Contradiction 1.. Danielle is not trustworthy because of her past..but what about the past of her husband’s family ? Is it not odd how her father in law died? Contradiction 2. Next we have “holier than thou” Dina Manzo who’s front I would have totally believed UNTIL I watched “my big fat wedding” where she is ANYTHING but the Dina I saw on RHONJ! In the last dinner episode which I had seen before the wedding, it shows all the ladies demanding all the children leave the room before the fight starts. Usually I would find that admirable and responsible IF I had not seen MBFW where in every scene Tommy is yelling or cursing or just belittling Dina to the ground in front of a poor little much younger Lexi who was standing right behind her in every scene. REALLY DINA??? This is the man who will be second to her father in parenting.
Obviously that is contraction number 3.. I honestly think it was very easy for all of them to deflect everything unto Danielle so none of their own flaws would be revealed. Which is what they did perfectly since the whole second season while episodes were playing all the sheep flocked to their twitters to proclaim how wonderful all the ladies were and how “Crazy” Danielle was. I dont think Danielle is as crazy as Kelly as they were all saying. I think Kelly is on scary island by herself. I think Danielle is obviously “not tame in the boudouir” but I dont think she is certifiable. I hated watching all that ganging up and bullying done to her for simply being herself and not apologizing for it. Why should she have? Who are all of them to put her whole life’s mistakes out there and then expecting her to bow down to them? She was right about this.. Caroline you are not “Carmelo Soprano” (I swear that had me ROTFL). Now.. Teresa is all over her twitter talking about BULLYING??? Are u kidding me do the contradictions ever end? Ugh I could go on and on but I dont know how much room I have here lol.. All I know is this season I really wished Jac would have stood up to her family again and I dont think Ashley would have gotten into all that trouble either. It’s funny how Caroline says Ashley was doing what she thought was right defending her mom, when anyone with HALF a brain could see in that scene her mom was nowhere near D and she was standing there with some people when Danielle was off in the corner crying. Ashley said hey this is my opportunity to yank her hair for calling my arms fat and she did. Then Caroline has the NERVE to tell Danielle she should drop charges cause Danielle has been there and Danielle should understand BUT yet Caroline and her posse DONT understand what Danielle went through that as a young woman she made bad choices and instead tell the world how crazy and dangerous Danielle really is. WOW contradiction number 4. Guess Ashley is dangerous to society too since she got involved with the wrong crowd (The Manzo’s) and she became violent. I seriously wish they would ALL drop the holier than thou crap.
Love this post! There isn’t enough room on the internet to post all of their contradictions but thanks for pointing out the ones you did.
It was easy for them to come off looking good when they had a villain to put all the heat on. But now that we have golden girl Melissa joining the cast I think their flaws will show more. At least that’s what I’m hoping. I feel bad for Jac. I think she kinda just gave up and was like “it’s not worth it to cause problems with my husbands family” and began following Caroline’s orders. Really, she is in a tough situation. And the “do you know who you’re hurting? My parents” crap… If that’s what Jac deals with on a regular basis no wonder she gave up. Caroline has nothing better to do with her days then to bully Jac into submission and I’m sure that’s what she did.
Liking your take on this dysfunctional dynasty!
IMO, Jacq has been made to tow the line and I truly don’t think she has any relationship with Ashley because it is about the Laurita boys – her ticket into the family. There is a lot of smoke and mirrors with the Manzo family and pointing at someone else is easier than looking at yourself! Which brings us to Danielle – the perfect target for the Manzos & minions. Too bad Danielle was willing to own her past, point out their faults and inconsistencies and not slink off quietly into the sunset. Too much for TV.
And I think TV is the main ingredient to this maelstrom – this isn’t a sitcom, this isn’t a documentary, this isn’t even a reality show – it is a big magnifying glass on a bunch of nasty people pretending to be something they are not!
agreed. the holier than thou crap has to go. they all believe they came from special sperm.
on another note, why was ashley tweeting the manzo boy at 3am?
Why was Ashley tweeting Albie at 3am?
well her mom has her “in” to the manzo’s with the 2 Laurita boys she popped out. Now Ashley wants to get it in too.
Oops I mean she wants her “in” too.
🙂
Could not possibly agree more. Your point about them using Danielles past as a way to deflect was spot on.
Have any of them even ONCE fessed up to not being perfect? Even when Caroline admits that she is “embarrassed” that she flung childish insults at Danielle she still makes it a point to say “but I don’t regret it and I stand by my words and actions”. Even when they realize they’re wrong they still won’t admit it. I can’t respect that at all.
I’m deeply disappointed in Jacs behavior because even if she couldn’t force Ashley to apologize for the assault, the right thing to do would have been for HER to call Danielle and apologize. I deal with this sort of “I can’t make my kids do anything!” bs from my sister. It’s infuriating. Part of being a parent is accepting some responsibility for your kids. Period. If I had assaulted someone at any age my mother would have been on the phone immediately to apologize for my actions, even if they weren’t her own. The bottom line is that Danielle absolutely without a doubt deserves an apology from SOMEONE. But nobody will give it to her because they can’t admit they’re wrong.
Teresas bankruptcy? Not her fault. Ashley assaulting Danielle? Not her fault because “her heart was in the right place”. Dina forging her ex husbands signature? Not her fault. Caroline being a bully? Again, not her fault.
It makes me ill.
In a way, Jac acts as though she is relieved Ashley misbehaves…it gives her an excuse to throw up her hands as if to say “I give up”, that way she can move on and focus her energy on the younger (Laurita) children without feeling guilty. She seems to like to play Ashley’s victim, and looks to her husband Chris as sort of a “daddy” to make things right between them. It’s all sort of fun to pick on Ashley…I’ve done it a few times, too. What I’m seeing when I look at it with an objective eye is a lonely young woman who is starved for quidance and attention…I have the feeling Ashley was maybe pushed out of the way throughout the romance and of course when the Laurita heir & a spare arrived. Prior to that Jac was a single mom for awhile, Ashley might have gotten the short end of the stick most of her life. The Manzos try to act warmly in front of the camera but it really isn’t very convincing. I think Ashley pretty much feels all alone in the world. (OK, OK, I KNOW she is a BRAT on twitter, she has said something to me too and I have NEVER tweeted her) She just seems SO immature for her age, her speech, mannerisms, etc.
I agree with you. I actually do feel bad for Ashley. I don’t think the Manzo’s consider her part of the family (Caroline acted like “oh how cute” when Ashley called her “aunt Caroline”). I think Ash and Jac were more like sisters and then Jac got married and started a new family and Ash was just getting in the way. I think most of the fights they got in were started by Jac. Jac teases and taunts her like an older sister, but then wants to be the mother and punish her when she reacts.
No matter what I say about Ashley, I actually feel bad for her. She is still young (more so emotionally than biologically) and I’m willing to give her a pass until she is at least 21 and away from the bad influences (Manzo’s) in her life. That being said, I will still make fun of her if the opportunity presents itself.
We have a bunch of new words now:
Tweethole
Bloghole
Proper authorities
Nutcakes
Jumla
Obese
Fugmata
What else? Is that everything? I think we should come up with our own Housewife dictionary. So that way when new people come and ask what the hell we are talking about we can be like; “Please refer to the RH Dictionary”.
I think we need installments. One for Jersey, NY, DC, OC, ATL & BH. One word in NY doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing in Atlanta.
I think Jumbla soup was one last night. Don’t know if it is the same as Jumla…
Don’t forget obessed. I have been using it in reference to this site. I tell my husband I am obessed with RH and I found 2 sites that feed my obession
Re: Danielle. I always felt sorry she had no family to defend her. What Imatetc. pointed out is true. D’eese woman had no excuse for acting so ugly. They were surrounded and supported by family. Anyone can be a bully if they are so inclined as long as they have someone to cover their back when things get nasty. At least Danielle did it on her own. I have to give her that one. It seems to me da Manzos are one mean mob ‘o people who instead of having a heart towards others who had a less fortunate childhood ( Danielle ) were only meaner because of their good luck in having familia.
…or something like that. I have NEVER been on this site posting when my phone doesn’t ring in the middle of my typoing some garbage.
Well, RCH:
I was in troll heaven last night! It just doesn’t get any better than split personalities, made up lingo and personal attacks over…???…still not quite sure.
aahhhh…good times, good times
NICE TRY I USE A SPRINT USB 4 MY LAPTOP 2 GET INTERNET SO UR WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!! IM IN BTWEEN CLASS ILL BE BACK WEN SCHOOLS OUT 2 KEEP CALLIN U OUT ON UR LIES UR ALL OBSET WITH THE MANZOS ADMIT ALREADY UR LIKE THE ONLY BLOGS THAT’s ON THE MANZOS ASS 24/7 U WISH U GOT STAR POWER LIKE THEM GET OFF UR ASSES &GO GET JOBS WORRY BOUT GETTING OFF FOODSTAMPS GET OUT UR BASEMENTS & GO TAKE UP THEM UNDER WAGE PAYING JOBS IN FARMING LADYBUG PROJECT HELPS SICK KIDS WITH MEDICAL BILLS &TOYS & I DON’t SEE ANY OF U VIGMASUMANTI DOING ANY CHARITY WORK!!!! WHEN U SHOW US THE GOOD UR DOING FOR THE SICK THEN WE CAN TALK IF NOT I KEEP CALLIN U OUT & STOP STALKIN THE MANZOS ON TWITTER WELL BE BACK LATER AFTER SCHOOL 2 PROCLAIM THE INOCENT OF PEOPLE WHO BULLY FAMILIES IT’s SAD & PATHETIC BUH BYE GEJIMONS
So if it’s a Sprint USB then it is impossible that you are in Canada. Thanks for clearing that up.
If you were curious about my charities, you could have just clicked the “my charities” link on the menu. Lol.
And we have some new words! VIGMASUMANTI and GEJIMONS.
I’M NOT HAPPY… 😛
and don’t forget the new one “obset”. By the way, I’m not “new” just wanted a new name!
Hi RCH! I always read your blogs they’re so fun and they keep me so entertained at work! I’ve never posted before but this babbling hyena really made me want to!!!
I don’t think this is Lexi, I feel bad for Lexi… she’s probably stuck in the middle of all of this knowing her mom is crazy. This has to be someone trying to stir this blog up. I have to admit, its funny, but I love the trolls who can spell and don’t rant like psycho gorrilesas (gorilla + Teresa).
Also, how do i connect my twitter to my posts and add my own picture?
And this is the education one receives in New Jersey? Try again sweetie – you are not a kid anymore Dina – put down the computer and go do something charitable!
Lexi,
Your spelling is atrocious! Mama is so proud of you coming to her defense BUT darling why are you still posting here?
Rainbow isn’t here. No one believes anything you say because no one can UNDERSTAND what the heck your typing. Pretend this is a paper for school and use full words.
Anyway, I think Mama Manzo II put you up to this so I don’t blame you for all your.
Oh yeah, Honey, we need you to give us a definition to a bunch of lingo. It’s almost like you Manzos have your own secret language. I think RCH started a list.
We will miss you, you sweet fruity little nutcake! See you afterschool!
obset with the the manzos? not me, i am obese with them!
LMAO – me too!
Okay Hun…here goes:
1 – if you are really in between classes, I hope your next class is Language Arts/Spelling. You really need help with your spelling. I won’t even discuss your grammar.
2 – I’ll get out of my basement and get a minimum wage job when Teresa and Juicy decide to make the appropriate changes to their section 8 tenements. See, I wish you could see my IP address honey, I live in a neighborhood in New Jersey that would NEVER be associated with RHONJ. See, where I live, they are actually upper-class. Funny, my town was mentioned on that notorious blog that came out well before RHNJ ever aired. You know the one I mean, with Ashley’s obvious comments. (Oh, I’m sorry…are you Ashley?)
3) As for my charity work…not only do I do charity work, but my child (that’s right, I said CHILD) does more charity work than little miss Dina. See, for him, it’s all about the charity, not the notoriety. And as for the PLB money helping sick children, if that’s the case than I am thrilled. If one penny of that money was mismanaged, obviously there is a problem. So you tell me: who is the one who is NOT helping the children? Could it be the one so into the fame of it all that she refuses to answer the hard questions?
I agree with you Laura.
Telling us where the money goes is not hard. It is expected and it is the LAW!
I just hope that on the updated and final income statement from PBL, we don’t see a line where monies went to pay for JUMBLA soup.
Wait a minutes, this is a different troll. Look at the avatar AND this one’s writing in a different style (almost like trying to mimic).
Just saw RCH’s post under this @ the IP address. I guess it’s the same troll afterall but just change the emaill address finally.
I gave KGWA a thumbs up because this all caps post is too funny! Especially the part where they will be back ‘after school’ to regulate! This has got to be some sort of performance art. 🙂
Wow…. that one had a couple of new words RCH… VIGMASUMANTI and GEJIMONS.
I LOVE reading an ALL CAPS post that consists of a run on paragraph (forget sentence- there is no sign of one!) I’m sorry we are all OBSET with the Manzos. I had no idea…. did you guys know we were all OBSET with the Manzos? What jumlas we are! Thanks for letting us know! 😉
Guess Wiskery Ass is skipping Jumla English Language class today!
Oh and also, there was a new twitter account created recently: @candykissg http://twitter.com/candykissg
The only person they have tweeted to is me, and the first person they followed is….. you guessed it – Dina Manzo. Also one of the names 3names used was Candy. Just sayin…
that new twitter account has i am dina manzo, shyster of children’s charity but call me a saint
written all over it.
Oh Caroline?! Are you there?? Please get over to Lady Batshit’s house and take the computer/tweeter phone away from her. She is going to hurt herself or your family’s sterling reputation if this keeps up…..on second thought…go shave and buy your kids some ham.
lol Lady Batshit.
Mee Lady Batshit and Her Royal Court. A’tweeting they will go. So Renaissance-ian.
Oh goody! I can now stop cleansying my house!
Oh gosh that one is back again…LISTEN u “crazy little troll” get back under your bridge!! ….WTF I try to talk about some serious shit and this Kelly island coocoodoodledoo flys outta nowhere with this troll talk lol…OH EM GEE…I am seriously ROTFL!! GEmanjo’s and OBSETS? I thought everyone was already obses or whatever now were all obsets? WOW
What I find funny, we’re posting and chit chatting on our favourite blog about Atl and Flipping Out and Thintervention until Rainbow comes on, sounding a little drunk, posting interesting inside info about the Joodices, Hulk Hogan Dina, and the Manzo’s. All of a sudden jumla hits the fan, and the screamers come out of the woodwork defending the Hulk and Manzo over something another poster said..calling us names in a lingo my kids used when they were teens. No one stuck up for the Joodices tho..methinks that camp has split. Oh happy days!!!!!
Rainbow has their number and they know it!
So why would anyone choose to donate money to Dina, I mean PLB?
To be honest, I do alot of charity/fundraising work, sit on a couple of boards and think helping your community is important. I would never ask anyone to donate, sponsor or attend an event without making it very clear where the money goes and how much of that money actually goes there!
Here is the problem I am having with Dinatrolling antics – they hurt the very people she professes to help. So anyone in her neck of the woods should give directly to the hospital – maybe join the auxilary or fundraising committee and really make an impact. D can take her bracelets and tee shirts and BStone events and join a troll rodeo.
Oh btw, Candykiss/Cutesa/Jersey is Dina.
I’m not 100% on SCREAMER. But I’m thinking Lexi.
Or maybe SCREAMER is Tommy….
I don’t know. Lexi always struck me as more mature than her mom. Can T’s baby Audriana?, typo yet? Maybe Godmommy Dina was babysitting and tossed a Blackberry in her crib
Sadly, I think it is too.
What is worse is I think Dina knows what her daughter is up to. I guess I don’t understand they “why” here. When Rainbow showed up she was actually going off on Teresa.
What did she say about Dina that would bring about these troll attack? Granted a lot of “Hearsay” was gossipped about but nothing none of us hadn’t heard before. Still rainbow must have written something about Dina that unleashed the fruity nutcakes attack.
Oh, Rainbow, where are you? Look at what you have done…lol!
I believe you…how did Dina give herself away this time?
Because the twitter acct is new, the first person it followed was Dina, the only tweets were in defense of Dina (just like all her other fake accts) and it has the same name as the blog trolls.
That one lady she helps in Chicago she talks back and forth with even said she in fact never received a check yet but was waiting,…then when everyone started questioning Dina’s charity she was flying to Chicago and taking photos together and tweeting each other non stop…hmmmm?
Are the Manzo and Laurita children in public school, parochial school or private school.
I’m asking this because I believe the reputation of the school is being negatively impacted by the postings of these students and school officials may want to enforce some disciplinary action, perhaps turning the cell phone off while on campus.
Or are these particular youth in college? I have not been obesed enough with them to know, but I have my eye on some tasty looking chocolate chip cookies in the hopes of rectifying that situation.
as far as I know, they are in private school.
I’m guessing Catholic schools, like Teresa’s little monsters. They’re all such good Catholics, you know…. At least when it means they can have a party, that is.
Thinking they either go to St. Jumla School or Our Lady of the Fugmata….
Not sure about the younger children’s schools. We know for sure that Albie isn’t attending any private or public law school. According to Caroline at the reunion, his prospects for getting into another one are not looking good. But, he’s a wonderful boy (23) with a great worth ethic, according to Caroline on Dr. Phil. We know he’s one hard working guy because he and his brother have secured back-breaking jobs appearing as bachelors on Millionaire Matchmaker. Hard work! In fairness to Christopher, he appears less spoiled and harder-working than Albie. Get the sense he lives in Albie’s shadow in the the Manzo family, but he doesn’t sweat it. I kind of like Christopher, his smile seems genuine and I believe he is trying to make something of himself – though he should forget the stripper car wash idea.
Christopher will get the BStone….Albie will get to continue to flounder through career after career…. Of all the NJ kids I do like Caroline’s the best!
NO CITY SEWER TRASH DNT HAVE ANY NUMBERS UR SO SMART SPRINT USB CAN USE IN ANY 50 STATE!!!!!! I CAN GO TO GUAM OR P.RICO & STILL USE SPRINT USB 4 LAPTOP GET A CLUE PATHETIC CLOWNS DINA DNT HAVE 2 PROVE ANYTHING 2 U OR ANY ELSE FIND SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE 2 DO WITH UR TIME GO HELP THOSE IN NEED KIDS R COMmitting SUICIDES FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT GO START A CAUSE NOT A DEFAMING BLOG ON THE MANZO UR ALL GONNA BE SUED 4 SAYING TOMMY BEAT UP ON DINA & TALKING SHIP ABOUT ASHLEY& ALBIE POKING FUN THAT’s A MEAN THING 2 DO UR DAMAGING LIVES!!!!!! Ill BE CHECKING IN BETWEEN INTERNS SCHOOL& NO STUPID FRANKLINS GOT THE BEST SCHOOL SYSTEMS OUTTA JERSEY& RATED TOP $ ZIP CODE UD DARE 2 BE ON THE LEVEL OF THE RICH !!!!!! GET OUT UR TRAILER PARKS & UP GRADE WITH UR PUBLIC HOUSING CHECKS 2 8$ A MONTH APARTMENTS CAN’t WAIT TILL SCHOOLS OUT 2 LOG ON HERE & STALK ALL OF U LIKE U STALK THE MANZOS SEE U ALL THEN LAZY JABONE !!!!!!
http://njmonthly.com/articles/towns_and_schools/highschoolrankings/top-high-schools-2010.html
Not quite the top…#19, but then again, my town finished higher than yours did. I guess that is why my son can put together a coherant sentence, doesn’t feel the need to use UPPER CASE to make a point and of course, knows how to punctuate a sentence.
As for you, stay in school…or go back to school. Either way, I really could care less.
Aha!
Thanks for the clarification. So this is why your upset and obsessed with this blog. Because Rainbow said on Lynn’s Blog (not this one) that Tommy beat up Dina.
I would never have believed it but now because of your silly rantings I have to give it a serious second thought. Just to make it clear it IS BECAUSE OF YOU that now people will actually think Dina is a victim of Domestic Abuse.
No one rants, raves and screams like they are on a major puberty bender unless there is some truth no matter how small on what they are trying to deny.
Poor Manzo tweens and teens, I feel so much pity for them.
Sad 😦
True, and I imagine the schools already have a watchful eye on these children considering the stress they are under. Hopefully someone there will step in and help.
Actually my recollection is that Rainbow–on Lynn’s not here– said it was just a rumor Danielle got from someone and Danielle spread it around. And that created problems for Dina. Rainbow was explaining, as I recall, what it was Danielle did to Dina that was so bad. FWIW. True or not, who knows. Maybe the cap queen does.
Allegedly after Danielle spreads this rumor that there’s allegedly DV in the house, things get all complicated, with the ex’s family stepping in out of concern of what might have been going on. But since there wasn’t anything to the rumor to begin with, nothing happened.
At least, as I recall that’s the explanation Rainbow gave of what it was Danielle did to Dina…. Which actually doesn’t reflect poorly on Dina and is a vindication of what the Manzos had been saying—- showing Danielle’s shit stirring trouble making ways, so I don’t know what the aggro is about on that point.
1 – Yes I realize that you can use your sprint card anywhere. My point was that if you were Canadian you wouldn’t have a sprint card, you would have a Telus card. Please try to keep up with the conversation.
2 – Who said Tommy beat up Dina? Not any of us. Better take that up with Rainbow.
3 – I think Dina, Caroline, Teresa and Ashely are living breathing proof that the NJ school system is a total fail.
RCH — you are absolutely right. No one here said that Tommy beats up on Dina.
Rainbow posted that on Lynn’s blog a few days ago although I don’t think anyone believed her because her own rants were so strange.
I have a theory that the mere mention of Real City Housewife or PutYourHairUp name makes Dina so nutso that Caroline has to tackle her and inject her with a special “Zen-like” concoction. It’s actual Demoral which gives Dina that floating on air feeling that she mistakes for being “enlightened”.
In context: Rainbow said Danielle got close to someone in the Manzo family and talked about what they told her about Lady Batshit being abused. It was her ex family who tried to get Lexi removed but couldn’t because there was no hopital, police reports etc.
whats a Jabone?
I wonder if it’s supposed to be “gavone” which is Italian slang for a glutton or slob. Who knows what this fruit loop meant?
I don’t know, but I believe I’ve heard Hulk Hogan use that word. 🙂
I think Hulk Hogan uses the word “Jabronie” not sure if this wackadoo means to use that term either….
I’ve cracked the case! OMG!! The SCREAMER is Milania…..ain’t she nice? ain’t she quiet? Ain’t she just like her mommy!?
Okay, I didn’t find this troll vent as funny as ‘Kiss Granma Wrinkles A**’.
That troll vent I gave a thumbs up to. This one doesn’t even get a thumbs down. There was so much potential for funny, like the part at the very end.
I do like the name though. 🙂
It’s a beautiful day in my trailer park… Add jabone to the list. 🙂
Can someone translate please?
I mean the all caps post. I can’t understand it and I know it must be important as it is in all caps.
Just to clear up the IP discussion:
As you can see, Jerseymich’s IP changed in her (don’t believe it is a guy despite the name) last post. But all of her earlier one’s matches with Cutesa and Candykiss
And speaking of Candykiss and people who’s names begin with “C” (ahem, Laurita family):
a picture is worth a thousand words! Love u for that screenshot!
Hi all. My first time posting on this blog, but I occasionally post on Lynn’s. I have been following along (took all morning to catch up) but I am confused. What is the significance of those screen shots from twitter? Is it because they follow Dina?
Because Jersey, Cutesa and Candykiss were all the same person. There is a Candykiss on twitter which is clearly another fake Dina acct.
So Cutesa and Jersey must have also been Dina.
I can’t be sure whether or not the fake twitter accounts are all really Dina. But they’re either her or Caroline or one of them. It’s not random fans doing all of this, I’m sure of that.
I nominate Caroline for Candykissg … anyone second that? 😛
Thank you! And we also know that mean obsess, grandma wrinkles and now papara holes are all the same person because their quilt is the same? It may take a while, but I am catching on!
If the quilts are the same that means they are using the same email address.
But even if they change emails I can still see the IP.
So mean obsess is also kiss grandma.
Jerseymich changed IP adresses at some point. (which isn’t hard to do)
and Jerseymich, candy and cuteasa are all the same IP.
Did I get it right?
Yes
so this nutjob is out of kansas?
http://www.ip2location.com/free.asp
mitch one comes up la.
No they are using a Sprint/Nextel cell phone or internet card. Sprint headquarters is in Kansas.
Mitch was coming back as NY originally, then switched IP’s and it showed Cali
For the shared 67 etc. number I get LA in California. FWIW. Not on Wilshire Blvd, but close……the mapping can be off of course but fwiw interesting that it appears sorta in the vicinity alleged. But that’s the IP showing for jersey, candy, cute whatever.
Again fwiw. Don’t have time to play now.
And for mich’s 69 IP….Monterey Park (LA, CA) SBC Internet.
For the previous trio which included Mich I got Speakeasy as the ISP.
Anyway, fwiw, for me those two IP’s came back associated with the LA area. I haven’t taken much time with it, though. Just a cursory look. So a grain of salt for that too.
And of course it’s possible to be in one place and post via another…. I just have doubts that these folks are even bothering with that.
THINK IT’s FUNNY THROWING PHONES IN LITTLE BABIES CRIBS?????? UR ALL SICK POKING FUN @ BABIES O UR SO BIG& BAD U PATHETIC CLOWNS ALL KIDS GO 2 PRIVATE SCHOOL IN FRANKLIN!!!!! BYE GOMATOS!!!!
I’m not following the throwing phones at babies part – Has Naomi Campbell been posting? But if you have real money you don’t send your kids to private school in NJ. They go to my kid’s school not in NJ. We have about 18% enrollment from NJ. Those kids get up early and travel far to get this education. Oh and it’s worth every penny. I still bitch about the cost though, cause that’s what you do ;P
Papara! You are being charged with using up ALL of the question marks and your personal quota of ampersands today. I have contacted the proper authorities. I hope you have a good lawyer
This gets a thumbs up from me! 🙂 I have a huge hankering for a bacon lettuce and GOMATO sangawitch now. Thanks Papara!
Okay, I’m lost. Phones in babies cribs?
Bc someone said that Dina was probably babysitting one of T’s kids and threw a black berri into the crib and now the kid is making the screamer comments.
speaking quietly and in code so the troll doesn’t hear me………
seeing it as the jamla girl gang lead by mrs gorilla….she is doing her job of defending the upstanding FL family….lady batshit dogmother buys her gang clothes….gotta keep them cutting edge clown costumes coming in now that they are brokeass busted
Gomatoes is that like Tomatoes? Wow! Reality Tea just wrote Caroline Manzo announce that Kim Kardashin is good enough to date her sons! Kim K’s possible response: bahahahahahahahahaha lmao!!! Like she would date your retarded sons caroline oh gosh this gets better and better 3..2…1.. I will get called a Gemanjo for saying that LMAO!
I thought the exact same thing.
Caroline — to be nice, all I am going to say is Kim Kardashian is out of your sons league. It ain’t ever gonna happen…
Kim likes real men — not 20 something mama’s boys.
kim k hates hairy men, guess the manzo boys are shit out of luck.
Gemanjo, or Jumanji perhaps? That may be the next new term to come out of this one!
My whole trailer is shaking, I’m laughing so hard!
I like that “trailer is shaking” It reminds me of church giggles! :0)
Geez, i can’t get my work done with all of this tasty drama! If I get fired I expect you all to pay my mortgage, or I will call the proper authorities!
Anyway, just had to jump in and point out the obvious. SCREAMER is trying too hard to make us believe she is in school. Which, IMO, means she is not in school (duh). So I’m going with Dina or Assley as being screamer.
Thanks..now pulease let me get some work done!
So they are trying to throw Lexi under the bus?
tsk tsk… Phones in baby’s cribs and now a teen under a bus. I hope you have a good attorney specializing in blogs and tweets. A Harvard grad would be good but I am partial to Yalies. Please do not try to save mangiolonia money by cheaping out on a fugalami lawyer. Ciao bene
for what it’s worth, I have heard the term PAPARA HOLES before, it’s what young wannabe celebrities call the papparazzi. Papparazzi + Black Hole….(as in Black Hole in space) See I know things in Canada…you funny little joyzie nutcrackers LOL
Or maybe its papparazzi + asshole?
Ummm…then in this scenario Dina would be Lady Caca?
LMAO
According to urban dictionary, papara is a Greek slang reference to dick head.
Isn’t Lexi real father Greek?
Lexi is half Greek
if it’s Lexi…WOW..the apple didn’t fall far from the tree
Maybe Kelly can translate all of this in to something intelligible. I mean like literally. I am now scanning help wanted ads since it seems I am in need of a job so I have sufficient funds so the Manzos can steal from me in the name of charity. I haven’t been able to keep up with half of this stuff but I do know if my family owned a restaurant type venue and I had plenty of connections ala Manzos 100% of the proceeds would have gone to the children. Also, I know I would answer these allegations pronto just out of the need to protect my integrity. The wedding put me over the top on Dinaphrenic
Well, I have to load up the pigs, unhitch the trailer and back out of the trailer park without hitting someone’s double wide. Then I’ll take my sweet ride to work in the hopes of earning funds for pyramid scams and secretive charities. You guys have me running late!
Dammitall , Sangfroid, was that you that just hit my home? And here I thought we was done having an earthquake or somethin’.
I think Sangfroid skimmed my trailer too – nearly knocked my tube-top clean off. Luckily, my morning Thunderbird and coffee didn’t spill all over my food stamps.
I have never laughed so hard in my life! By the way, I hit your trailer with my red pick-up with the flames painted on. You know the one with the 22″ spinners…. That’s what happens when you park a double-wide on a single-wide lot.
GOMATO IS GREEK STUPID!!!! U NEED 2 READ MORE BOOKS 2 KNOW WORDS & IM NOT MIMICKING ANY1 ADMIT IT ALREADY UR ALL OBSESS WITH CELEBS GET A LIFE UR ALL SAD U LIVE EAT & BREATH 4 THE MANZOS U CNT GO A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT MAKIN UP FAKE ACCOUNTS 2 STALK THEM & TALK ABOUT THEM IT’s FUNNY HOW U THINK IM DINA OR A MANZO FAMILY MEMBER IM NON OF THE ABOVE THEIR JUST MY ROLE MODELS & I STICK UP 4 THE PEOPLE I RESPECT MAYBE ALL OF U SHLD LEARN SOME RESPECT ONCE IN A WHILE UR BLOGS R TACKY& TASTELESS!!! IT’s USE 2 BE FUNNY NOW IT’s GETTING OLD STP TALKING BOUT JERSEY WIVES& GO TALK ABOUT OTHER WIVES UVE BEEN SERVED!!!!!
Now I really think it’s Lexi. Her dad is Greek and she spent time in Greece.
I am still speculating. Anyway, I finally can understand her better today. Either I finally get used to her writing or she writes a little more coherently in the morning.
Not much more coherent -we are just getting used to this uneducated, non book reading, swearmaster general!
Oh My, this is funny. I have been down for awhile. Finally took pain meds today. This had me thinkin’ I needed to check the bottle. Thanks so much for this blog,RHW.Peace and love to all.
Lexi — pls don’t cut class anymore.
Please, sweetheart, go learn something.
awww…dear troll, remember its not an insult if we don’t know what it means.
I’m always looking for new books to read. Could you send me the one with all these colorful and interesting swear words with their definitions? I believe it is “The Jumla of Fugmata Papara Guide to Sophisticated Conversation”.
🙂 “…UVE BEEN SERVED!!!!!” ROFLMAO This is just beautiful!
You have got to love a blog that not only allows, but encourages and enjoys trolls.
Thank you RCH.
I think it’s Caroline, I can just see & hear her say it in her prison matron kind of way…all stiff and important-like.
I dont think its lexi at all she isnt even allowed on the computer or watching tv or anything…Even jac has said in commentary Dina doesnt let her do hmmm anything. It could be sub ordinated like theres others who r in the manzo clan but just groupies like that guy greggy bennett or theres cousins could be any of those people. they are all probably talking about it cause dina is probably crying to her whole clan how mean people are being to her so someone can come running to her defense as per usual.
I don’t believe that. It would be impossible for a high school aged girl not to use the internet. She would need it for school work.
Even if Dina was crazy enough to bar her from watching tv or going online, she would still do it from her friend’s houses or at her dad’s house. It’s impossible to keep a teenage girl that sheltered.
Especially when you are leaning over her shoulder shouting gibberish at her to write!
There’s also the possibility this nutjob could be an un-related psycho Dina fan.
If this person doesn’t know the family, that would be extra sad.
I’m sure there are plenty of crazies out there who think they actually know these TV famewhores. And Dina strikes me as the type who would attract lots of kooks. This could just be some obesed 😉 whackjob who’s defending her. Scary.
I don’t think it is Lexi any of the Manzo kids(If I had to pick one that is immature enough I’d pick Ashley but she uses twitter to be a troll)
I think its just a troll making allusions to stuff that is common knowledge about the HW and their families in the attempt to make herself seem connected to them. I think the three from last night were one and the same person. But the screamer is a wannabe defending some sad lonely women she(it is a she)doesn’t know or that in reality would give her the time of day.
What would be sad is if it was Dina’s psychiatrist although it would explain a lot.
I think Dina thinks she is too perfect to see a psychiatrist. If the way Tommy treated her before the wedding wasn’t enough to inspire her to seek couples therapy, I don’t think there is anything that could make her seek help.
Who keeps putting all these freaking thumbs down LOL??
Dina.
What is sad is that there are just too many people who could be doing this – that is disturbing because it indicates to me that someone did something that someone else didn’t like and dirty family laundry is starting to get tossed around with wild abandon! I don’t think this is a child because of the late hour last night…and no kid has time to read this blog and reply in a 5 minute passing period if they were at school. Besides a kid could care less where their school district ranks in the state.
So true so true….
The writing style is a tell, though. The lingo is another tell. Still it almost sounds dictated though as though Dina said stuff that is being filtered to us in a way only a tween could do.
Who knows? For all we know it could be Jacqueline who Caroline is forcing her to pretend she’s Ashley pretending she’s Dina pretending she’s Lexi….
What a heachache. Going to Target and Kohls and Starbucks.
Be back later…cuz, damn this is too entertaining. Hmmm…gotta pick up another bottle of Riesling…
I’ll have a bacon, lettuce and gomato sandwich, side order of jumbla soup. I’ll have fruity nutcakes for dessert, thanks.
Seriously, this is like internet pig latin.
eThay ollstray areway unnyfay onway isthay ogblay.
Sounds yummy, I think I am going to get the same!
That just made me hungry
People on twitter are theorizing that screamer is Teresa:
1 – she has a poor grasp of the English language
2 – Teresa is loud and yells a lot
3 – she isn’t denying that she’s Lexi, and she only seems to freak out when we say something true.
Newbie here too and just love your blog. I agree with 1, 2, and 3, but I have a really hard time beleiveing that Teresa is fully capable of figuring out anything, let alone using a computer.
Lol.
Hello, and thank you!
I TRULY BELIEVE U GIRLS ARE RIGHT AND ITS A FAN WHO THINKS THEY KNOW DINA. IN FACT THEY THINK THEY KNOW HER SO WELL THEY ARE ACTUALLY OBSSSESLET WITH HER OK U FRIKIN GREMANJOS? U GOMATOS FUGMATA FAZOL JABONIES? U GOT IT! NOW GO BACK TO THE CITY SEWERS. JUST KIDDING..BUT I DO THINK ITS A CRAZY FAN TRYING TO SAVE SAINT DINA.
AND SOMEONE THAT USES TWITTER ALOT….but I think it’s a toss up between Lexi and Ashley or maybe both with a bit of Chewbaca thrown into the mix (possibly to deflect the attention away from her)
You forgot to change your email address….