A New New New Blog

I have a new blog (for the LAST time I promise!!!)

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I was surprised to see there are still so many visits on this blog. Seems like my rant about Apple was the most popular post I ever wrote LOL.  I guess Apple hasn’t done much to improve their crap products, since people are still coming here to bitch about them.

Even the trolls are still popping in to shit in the comments every now and then. I just read through a few pages and am glad to see that they are still as entertaining as always.
So… new year, new blog, new shows to write about and new fame whores to laugh at. I’m glad to see you all again.
Sorry I haven’t been able to blog like before, real life is so rude – taking up my time like that.

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Sister Wives

Season 2 of Sister Wives has begun. I watched season one occasionally but didn’t recap it. I’m probably not going to recap this season either, but I did have a few things I wanted to say about this family. If you haven’t seen the show, Sister Wives is about a man named Kody Brown and is four wives. Last season he had 3 wives, and married the 4th after only dating her for a couple of months. My knowledge of polygamy comes solely from the tv show Big Love, so I was pretty disappointed to see that we wouldn’t be having any drama with Juniper Creek profits or other shady family members from “the compound”. For polygamists, their day to day lives are actually disappointingly normal.

Wife number one is Meri, her and Kody have one teenage daughter together. Kody proposed after only knowing her for two months. Meri says that the day he held her hand was when she knew he was serious about her. They were married within 6 months. Even though she clearly doesn’t want to be living a polygamous life style, she doesn’t have enough self esteem to insist that her husband not fuck other women. She had trouble conceiving, and didn’t give birth to her only child until after Kody and wife #2, Janelle, had their first child. The fact that Janelle was able to give him a child before her, as well as the fact that she has experienced multiple miscarriages only adds to her feelings of guilt and inadequacy as a wife and child bearer. She could have had more children with the help of a fertility doctor, but with Kody constantly adding new wives, and those wives constantly adding new children, there wasn’t enough money left to afford it. In order to make herself feel less useless she works a full time job and helps to pay the family’s bills. But even in that arena she comes in second to Janelle who not only has the most kids, but also makes the most money. She copes with her misery by telling herself that sleeping alone every 4th night and having to suppress her jealousy and anger is making her a better person.  Continue reading on RealityCrackHouse.com…

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The Real Housewives of New York – Season 4 Previews and Pictures

The Real Housewives of New York are almost back and I can’t wait. The previews over at Bravotv.com didn’t give away too much info. Cindy tells the camera that there is a division between the blonds and the brunettes this season. But we know that blonds Alex and Sonja get into what seems like a serious argument. Maybe this will be another Jill/Bethenny friendship ending argument? Bravo always saves the best drama for last, and I have a feeling we might have to wait to see this one. Continue reading on my NEW blog RealityCrackHouse.com!!

I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!!!!

THE BLOG IS MOVING!!!

The blog is moving to a newer, shinier, cooler place: RealityCrackHouse.com
I’ve been working on this for the last week, and am excited to finally share it with all of you. Somehow Luvs already found her way over there! Hi Luvs!

I’m going to post my recaps here and there for the next few days while everyone adjusts. But this blog will always still be here because the comments here are priceless and we can’t lose them!!

AND… I also got a facebook page!!! Many of you have been telling me for a while that I need to do this, and I finally did! So you guys should totally friend me, or like me, or poke me, or whatever it is people do over there.

AND… I have a new twitter. I’m still going to keep @PutYourHairUp as my personal twitter, and the new twitter @Reality_Crack will be exclusively to tweet news, gossip, recaps, and things like that.

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Teen Mom 2 – Season Finale

This episode was actually incredibly boring considering it was the season finale.

Adam got over his sudden impulse to see Aubrey and hasn’t contacted Chelsea again about seeing her, even though her first birthday is coming up. It’s been 3 weeks since Adam moved in with the new girl but his truck is still in Chelsea’s driveway. Sugar Daddy Randy finally found his balls and gave Adam a timeline to move his car. When he didn’t do it, Randy had the car towed. Awesome. Chelsea said that she didn’t think her dad would actually do it. Neither did I.
Chelsea threw Aubrey a pink and leopard print drama free first birthday party with friends and family, but no Adam.

Adam finally showed up at the house after the party was over and Aubrey was napping. But he didn’t come to wish his daughter a happy birthday or bring her a present… or child support. He came to pick up his car and when he saw it wasn’t there he flipped out, cursed, slammed doors, and acted like his usual jerk off self.

Bethenny Ever After ~ Episode 5

This week’s theme on Bethenny Ever After: Birthday parties. And we will talk about absolutely nothing else for a full 42 minutes. With the exception of unloving neglectful parents, who are contractually obligated to receive at least a two mentions per episode.

Bethenny is turning 40 (why did I think she was like 42?) and is having a girls night out. A friend asks how she feels about turning 40 and Bethenny goes off on a 5 minute monologue about her feelings. Save it for therapy. I’m pretty sure her friend was just asking a standard question and wasn’t really interested in hearing B’s inner most feelings on the subject.

I’m not sure if Bethenny and her friend’s behavior was appropriate or not, but after watching Vicky and Tamra’s vacation of trashiness, they all looked like perfectly classy women to me.

Bethenny and Julie are grabbing a coffee when she gets the call asking if she wants to do Skating with the Stars. See Teresa, that’s how you get on those shows. Not by starting rumors on Twitter.

The Real Housewives of Orange County – Beg For It Bitch

Vicky and Tamra head out to their romantic weekend in Cabo to repair the friendship that Simon so rudely got in the way of last year.

Vicky won’t shut up about Tamra stabbing her in the back and pouring salt in her wound. She brings it up every chance she gets. She reminds Tamra every 5 minutes about how much she owes her and even tells the hotel staff what an awful friend Tamra is.

When they get to their room Tamra runs out on the balcony and flashes her butt. Vicky sits her down and explains that they’re going to have to have some rules for this trip. Hmmm. Rules? Kinda like how Simona had rules? Maybe now Vicky is getting a taste of what Simon had to deal with.

Teen Mom 2 – Episodes 10 and 11

I missed last week’s episode so here are two recaps in one.

Last week Chelsea continued to be a waste of space, except she actually left the house for once and went to a Lady Gaga concert with her two friends and stayed in a hotel for the night. All of which her dad paid for to reward her for working so hard while studying for school.

Adam moved out of Chelsea’s house and straight into another girl’s apartment. Apparently this girl never saw 16 & Pregnant because she doesn’t understand why Chelsea doesn’t want to let Adam take Aubrey for an entire weekend. Adam and the new girl discuss his child support payments. Adam does some math and realizes that over 18 years he will end up paying $52,000. He thinks that is incredibly unfair. The new girlfriend agrees and it looks like Adam finally found someone as stupid as he is to share his life with. I wonder if either of them ever thought about how much Chelsea’s dad is going to end up paying over those 18 years?

Adam then says what a shame it is that he doesn’t get to spend more time with Aubrey and how sad it is that he missed her first steps… as though it was someone else’s fault that he was hanging out with his friends instead of being a father for the last 9 months.I’m pretty sure Adam’s new found interest in his child is just an act he’s putting on for the new girl. We’ve watched nothing but episode after episode of Chelsea begging Adam to spend time with her and Aubrey. It never ceases to amaze me how some people can lie so brazenly while all their actions and words are being documented on national television, and how they still find people who will believe them.

Did Laurie Peterson’s Husband Steal His Children From His Ex-Wife?

I was bored yesterday and playing around on twitter when I checked my follow list and saw this person: @REALexHousewife following me. Interested, I clicked on the profile and read some of her tweets and followed the link to her facebook page.

This is Gina, the ex wife George Peterson who married Laurie from The Real Housewives of Orange County.

Gina Peterson

I tweeted to her asking what her story was, and we exchanged some tweets. She made some pretty serious accusations against her ex-husband George and the things he was doing to her children. Then Laure’s daughter @AshelyZarlin joined the conversation and told a much different story.

Gina claims that George is alienating her kids against her and using money and connections to keep her kids away from her. One of her many claims is that her daughter Bria is missing and the police are refusing to investigate.