This episode was actually incredibly boring considering it was the season finale.
Adam got over his sudden impulse to see Aubrey and hasn’t contacted Chelsea again about seeing her, even though her first birthday is coming up. It’s been 3 weeks since Adam moved in with the new girl but his truck is still in Chelsea’s driveway. Sugar Daddy Randy finally found his balls and gave Adam a timeline to move his car. When he didn’t do it, Randy had the car towed. Awesome. Chelsea said that she didn’t think her dad would actually do it. Neither did I.
Chelsea threw Aubrey a pink and leopard print drama free first birthday party with friends and family, but no Adam.
Adam finally showed up at the house after the party was over and Aubrey was napping. But he didn’t come to wish his daughter a happy birthday or bring her a present… or child support. He came to pick up his car and when he saw it wasn’t there he flipped out, cursed, slammed doors, and acted like his usual jerk off self.
Kailyn had her and Jo’s custody agreement put in writing and they meet at the court house to sign it. Jo must have been taking medication this week because he actually behaved like a mature rational human being for a good 80% of his scenes. He was actually civil to Kailyn when she came to pick up Issac and signed the custody papers without any drama. He even dressed nice for the occasion.
But once the papers were signed and Kailyn was about to leave to go to class, Jo decided that in 5 years he might want to change the custody agreement and if Kailyn doesn’t agree he’ll take her to court over and over and over until she has no money left. When Kailyn brings up the fact that unlike him she’s in college, and in 5 years will be making more money than he does, he suddenly wants to play the victim and act offended that Kailyn would say something so mean to him. Kailyn lowers herself to his level by telling Issac that his father is an asshole, and Jo tried to one-up her by telling Issac that his mother is a bitch. I really hope these two figure their shit out before the kid is old enough to really understand what they’re saying.
Leah and Corey finally got married. Leah looked beautiful, Corey wore a camo vest and tie which was cute and actually didn’t look as bad as it sounds. Before the wedding Corey’s dad gave him his favorite knife, and a Polaroid of the two of them when Corey was a kid. He tells him how proud he is of him and of the man he grew up to be. It was sweet. Ali and Aleeah were a part of the wedding too and went down the aisle in a wagon pulled by one of the bridesmaids. When Leah walked in the room Corey started crying.
I still feel bad for Janelle. Her mom is a miserable bitch and the girl is desperate for love and attention. Even though her and Kieffer haven’t been getting along, she’s lonely so she sneaks away from her mom’s to go spend time with him. He invited her over to the house he was illegally squatting in, then left her there alone while he took her car to go get drunk and do cocaine. While he was gone the cops showed up and arrested her for breaking and entering. Later they found Kieffer and arrested him too. Janelle bailed herself out of jail the next morning, and her mom let her come back to the house as long as she promised to stop seeing Kieffer. She promised that she would, and even called the credit card company and set up a payment plan to pay back the money she stole. Things seemed to be looking good for her and Barbara, but Kieffer kept calling from jail and making her feel guilty for not bailing him out. He told her that he loves her and that he’ll change, and said all the things he knew she wanted to hear.
She told her step dad and her friends that she was thinking of bailing him out, almost as though she was looking for someone to stop her. Even though everyone thought it was a bad idea, no one really tried too hard to talk her out of it. Her friends told her that she probably shouldn’t do it, but then they not only went with her to the bail bonds, they co-signed on the $2,000 bond – all while telling her what a bad idea it was. Idiots. So now Kieffer is out, Janelle is financially responsible for his bond, and it’s only a matter of time before she does something stupid and gets kicked out of the house… again.
Next week is the reunion where Dr. Drew will ask a bunch of pointless questions, not call anyone out on their crap, and cut the interviews short without really getting to the heart of the issues.