Corey proposed to Leah. He took her fishing and tied the ring to the end of a fishing line and let her reel it up. Her initial response was “No shit.” It was very romantic. Wish them the best of luck. They’re cute… but boring. When is Amber coming back?
Leah shows her friends the ring, and she was like “omg how long have I waited for this?” Idk… a year? Lol. Didn’t she get pregnant after only knowing him for a month? What did she wait for? I especially loved how they made fun of Corey for being a “redneck” while sitting on a couch on the front porch.
Megan stops by Chelsea’s to pick up the rest of her stuff. She peaks her head in the door to make sure Adam isn’t there before she comes in. Chelsea doesn’t even get off her lazy ass to greet her friend or help her pack her things. She doesn’t even say anything to her. Not “sorry my boyfriend is an abusive jerk”, or “sorry about not having your back after how much you helped me and stood by me“, not even a “sorry things turned out this way.” Nope. Nada. I bet she would have just sat there and let Megan walk right out the door without saying a word to her, except Megan came and sat on the couch and told Chelsea that she still wants to be BFFF’s (best fucking friends forever) with her, but that it will be hard if she’s going to be dating Adam.
Since Megan doesn’t want to be within 50 feet of Adam, Chelsea found a new BFFF to follow her around and listen to her complain. This girl could care less and the only reason she is sitting there listening to this spoiled brat whine is because she wants to be on tv. As expected, Chelsea didn’t finish high school, and isn’t making the deadline for beauty school. But no worries. Daddy pays for everything so why bother trying, right?
Janelle decides she’s going to move to Wilmington which is an hour away from where her mom lives to get a job and go to school. Upon hearing the news that Janelle is leaving, Barbra is suddenly so much nicer. She isn’t screaming or cursing anymore and she actually manages to make words leave her mouth at a normal decible. It’s like the thought of Janelle moving away and leaving Jace behind cleared the rain clouds over her head and made the sun shine down upon her and her house of horrors.
I think getting away from Barbra is a good move. Unfortunately Janelle is planning this move with Keiffer who appears to be a total bum and doesn’t look like he has any intention of getting a job or helping to pay for anything.
Kailyn wants to be independent. She goes apartment hunting and applies for a second job so that she can afford to live on her own. Jo can’t stand the idea of not being able to hold his “help” over her head, and tried his best to convince her to move in with him so he can continue to torture her. He reminds her how much easier everything would be if she lived with him, implies that living on her own will make her a bad mother because she’ll have to work more and spend less time with her son, and he threatens her not to come crying to him when she falls on her face. Nice.
Although… now that we know how much these bitches make, I’m having a bit of a hard time feeling too bad for her. And this whole conversation about her getting a second job and moving out seems incredibly fake seeing as how they both know that she is getting PAID from this show and will probably be living in a nice penthouse somewhere in the off-season when she isn’t pretending to be a poor struggling single mom.
Another reason why I think “second job as a waitress” is really code for “Mtv is paying me a boat load and I don’t need you anymore” is because they made it seem like the whole job situation happened over a few days, and that she got the job the same day she applied. I will direct you to Article A of the evidence:
Pink nails when she decided to apply for the job.
Chipped dark nails the day she went to the interview.
And fake nails (at least 2 weeks grown out) when she tells Jo that she got the job.
Seems to be some time issues going on here. And what the hell is with these boys and the evil text messages? I wonder what their mothers think of the fact that their son’s treat the women in their lives the way they do. I would be so ashamed, there is no way in hell I would be showing my face on national television and claim responsibility for raising that.