Best Comment Quotes ~ Jenneral I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y Blog-A-Thon 2011

The best comment quotes from blog-a-thon!

Why is this woman so important? Who is she? Madonna?
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You ask people to “follow” you on Twitter, is this what you call stalking?
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Fitness? Really? Body by Burger King.
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Don’t throw rocks at glass stones.
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If bullshit were dollar bills, she would be a millionaire.
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I would give you a “thumbs up” but SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE THUMBS
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Uh oh. Here come Whutup Detective.
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To answer your first question. Why wouldn’t she change her name?
Wouldn’t you?
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One is a “mistake.” Two is a pattern. Three is a SPREE!
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I’m here and keep coming back because it’s entertaining. Sorry jenn, but you are. Its not everyday I run across convicted felon sociopaths that have verbal diarrhea spewed all over the web like a bad rash.
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I’m going to repost it here, because I am appalled beyond words (okay, not beyond words)
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I do wish that Jenn would use a more accurate twitter handle.
Is @LyingLiarsThatLie available?
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I don’t doubt people have been non stop calling her phone.

They are called creditors and when you don’t pay for stuff they call.

And call.

And call.

And call.

Know That!
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I double posted! How’d I do that?
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By posting twice
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I had no idea you were such a Bravo viewer.. that adds streets credits to.. WHO REALLY CARES!!
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I’ll see your bullshit and raise you a No Fucking Way!!!
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“A pound of frozen hamburger. Kick that with a steel toed boot… it ain’t going anywhere”
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Do you need some aluminum foil??? I can make a hat
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How do we know her Grandmother is blind?
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because she can’t see.

sorry.
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Sweeetttttiiiiieeeeeee!!!! Get Grace some coffee!!! Sweeeetttiiiiiieeeeee!!!!
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Shush you! *grabs water bottle and squirts* BAD KITTY!
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anyway – just loving the various neurosis on display.
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Shut up and go bury your face in the dirt.
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Bloop Bloop!
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Since when is cunt a 5 letter word?

I said your such a c….
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if you didn’t know this already, go to the dictionary and look up the letter C
Now tell me how many 5 lettered words describe you.

What Does F…. mean.
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Child as in “you are such a child” that’s it right?
Flock yeah I’m right
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To me that is ridiculous (and fabulous to read..) no extra letters in the dots in case anyone was wondering…
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I never mentioned the twit’s name, she saw “fool” and I guess she identified.
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Yes, I was wrong, It wasn’t you but that still doesn’t mean your not a complete asshole as far as I am concerned.
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well i have a medical condition called computer tourettes that can’t be controlled when highly agitated or thoroughly annoyed
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I hate commenting on blogs, because, lets face it, you do it once it becomes a job. Commenting and recommenting..ugh! Anyway, since I have wasted like, 5 hours of my life on this the last 3 days, I’ll bite.
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Listen up you, your next post better make me laugh or there are going to be problems around here.

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“Every Body Knows” About the Yule Log! What needs to be proved is once & for all that “A Team” did not make it according to Patti it was her daughter!
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“Everybody knows” she didn’t make that store bought cake.
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Of coarse my daughters cake came from a bakery, she’s a baker you shitheads! She brought the cake home with her.
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Now Everybody Knows She Lies! #SafewayCake
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Your feeble, shrunken brain must try to comprehend..professionals make food that looks…wait for it……

PROFESSIONAL.
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Let’s make something clear…I never joked about your yule log.
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Yule log envy is a disease.
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I just have to say it once about the yule log nonsense:

OMG nobody effing cares about cakegate 2010. GET OVER IT and get some damn Thorazine in you already, lady.
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You are one hilarious example of someone who likes to scream about the cake
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I promise I never made fun of your yule log. Well, actually I did—but not to anyone, just silently to myself
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You people have no compassion whatsoever “Everybody knows RealOldHousewife” has a dog with emotional issues & feels bad for the dog when it thunders, but you have absolutely none for a woman?
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………and I object to anyone…..absolutely anyone! posting about a subject so personal and intimate as someone’s nervous pooch.
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The log was filled with hash, almost the killed dog! Report to the Proper Authorities!
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Per Jenn’s suggestion, the dog has hired Rexxfield to prepare a lawsuit against those who have smeared her reputation by saying she is emotionally disturbed.
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I thought it was clear that in these kind of spats.. we leave children, dogs, cats and warts OUT OF THIS MESS!!!

Now ROH Garden Gnomes are fair game…
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Who is roh? I hope it’s not the name of that cake.
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Sweeeeeettttttttiiiieeeeeee!!!!!! Bring some beer for everyone dammit!! Sweeeeeeettttttiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!
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It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault. I can’t possible return to a regular old RH blog and talk about Adrienne Maloof’s hair extensions or Kandi’s beef curtins.
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Hell,in the last 24 hours even fiqured out the quilt thing and …I even got a twitter account
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I signed up for twitter too because of the I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y!  The old housewife’s dog afraid of thunderstorms tipped me over the edge.
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I’m so confused. I think I’m going to have to start taking notes to keep up.
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I dunno, maybe PYHU will create a separate blog entry called: work out all your garbage from past shit over here, so we can focus in this thread on the actual FACTUAL situation at hand rather than go back and forth with name calling
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I’ll try to let it go. However, I still don’t know who Patti is. There’s a dog with emotional problems. There’s yule cake picture that was defaced. To top it off, Karla Homolka’s name was brought up. Nope, can’t let it go yet. Sorry.
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Omg I am so soooooooo sorry your an idiot.

Hows that?
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I don’t find it at all hard to believe that you’d kill innocent chickens and goats in some warped superstitious ritual. But what does santeria have to do with this blog?
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I’ll see your Santeria and raise you New Orleans Voodoo.
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Me left wondering if I’m some sort of freak! Then (and I can definitely blame Lynn for this) I find RCH blog.
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And if my husband ever takes away my remote, I’m setting up a Paypal acct.
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If Jenn were to take a LIE detector test it would electrocute her!
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I’m bored and being nosey.
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no no no! It’s not nosy!!! It’s investigative reporting. I think Inmate#666 did that for a living, too.
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Maybe her “big announcement” is that we were going to get to meet all of her personalities…and be given backstage passes to her upcoming trials?
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I wonder if she goes to jail if she will meet up with Real Old HouseWife of Manatee County and they will get matching teardrop tatoos?
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ROH would make Jen her bitch. No.Doubt.
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“Will Work for Wine” should be “Will Work for Wine or Car Batteries”.
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Who takes batteries out of cars? Who does that?! Does he also call all the cab, bus and train companies as well?
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If my husband did that on a regular basis to prevent me from going anywhere I’d buy my own reserve battery and learn how to put it in. Why am I even looking at this with any sort of logic when it’s probably made up?
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I’m not sure what kind of employer would respond like that, but I’m glad I don’t work there. Porn industry maybe?
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Yeah, her new employer–probably Emrielle NPC, which is (supposedly, but who knows anymore) her own company…Congrats, you hired yourself LOL
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Well, when you put out 18 articles of shit an hour, it might be lucrative!
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I graduated from Oxfurd as a dockter.
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The Real Housewives of Twitter. You all are a heck lot more interesting than the bravo housewives. lol. Instead of diamonds and peaches you guys would hold the twitter bird.
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LOLOLOLOL. Live theater for sure. One couldn’t preconceive or plan the twists & turns of this blogathon.
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How come the site isn’t changing pages after 100 comments anymore?
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It’s given up.   .. And checked into rehab.
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I feel like Alice who has fallen into the hole having simply no idea this Twitter underworld existed! Wow.
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I am a ruined woman.

It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault.
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JS needs to go rob a bank or something. If this blog ends we are all going to need a 12 step program
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Well, I’m still new here and am only learning about all this info from the 244934343434 comments I just spent the better part of 4 days reading…but I’ll try to help you out:

JS had editors and got paid for her blogs. Then she was abused by her husband, only not really. He took her vibrator battery and hid her Christmas tree. She needed money and a place to stay, but still found time to make Youtube rants about Soccer Moms with bad crocs, while giving her children sharpie markers to play with. During that time, she really really didn’t want anyone to click on the donate button that was flashing in neon lights on her website with the arrow saying “CLICK HERE NOW!”
Sometime during all this, Jenn baked simple pillsbury break and bake cookies for her kid’s class, and saw that someone else’s kid made them a cool yule log cake and it was posted on twitter. Jenn and Co. could not fathom that a baker could bake a cake, and just knew this yule log cake was a phony- so they Perez Hilton’ed the cake and drew a penis on it and fed it to an emotional dog. The dog couldn’t handle the emotional stress and started chasing a prostitution whore duck around the block. Then it was discovered that PYHU is really Karla Homolka and now Jenn is asking some guy named Rex to protect her while she robs her blind grandma and steals money from mall stores.

Whew, glad to clear this all up for you.
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Lets have a contest!! The first person to match all the correct usernames with the corresponding quotes will win a $25 gift card to Amazon.
Big thanks to @SweeetBea for helping me compile the list and for being the 2,000th commenter!!!

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