Best Comment Quotes ~ Jenneral I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y Blog-A-Thon 2011

The best comment quotes from blog-a-thon!


Why is this woman so important? Who is she? Madonna?
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You ask people to “follow” you on Twitter, is this what you call stalking?
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Fitness? Really? Body by Burger King.
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Don’t throw rocks at glass stones.
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If bullshit were dollar bills, she would be a millionaire.
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I would give you a “thumbs up” but SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE THUMBS
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Uh oh. Here come Whutup Detective.
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To answer your first question. Why wouldn’t she change her name?
Wouldn’t you?
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One is a “mistake.” Two is a pattern. Three is a SPREE!
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I’m here and keep coming back because it’s entertaining. Sorry jenn, but you are. Its not everyday I run across convicted felon sociopaths that have verbal diarrhea spewed all over the web like a bad rash.
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I’m going to repost it here, because I am appalled beyond words (okay, not beyond words)
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I do wish that Jenn would use a more accurate twitter handle.
Is @LyingLiarsThatLie available?
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I don’t doubt people have been non stop calling her phone.

They are called creditors and when you don’t pay for stuff they call.

And call.

And call.

And call.

Know That!
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I double posted! How’d I do that?
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By posting twice
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I had no idea you were such a Bravo viewer.. that adds streets credits to.. WHO REALLY CARES!!
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I’ll see your bullshit and raise you a No Fucking Way!!!
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“A pound of frozen hamburger. Kick that with a steel toed boot… it ain’t going anywhere”
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Do you need some aluminum foil??? I can make a hat
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How do we know her Grandmother is blind?
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because she can’t see.

sorry.
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Sweeetttttiiiiieeeeeee!!!! Get Grace some coffee!!! Sweeeetttiiiiiieeeeee!!!!
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Shush you! *grabs water bottle and squirts* BAD KITTY!
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anyway – just loving the various neurosis on display.
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Shut up and go bury your face in the dirt.
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Bloop Bloop!
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Since when is cunt a 5 letter word?

I said your such a c….
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if you didn’t know this already, go to the dictionary and look up the letter C
Now tell me how many 5 lettered words describe you.

What Does F…. mean.
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Child as in “you are such a child” that’s it right?
Flock yeah I’m right
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To me that is ridiculous (and fabulous to read..) no extra letters in the dots in case anyone was wondering…
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I never mentioned the twit’s name, she saw “fool” and I guess she identified.
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Yes, I was wrong, It wasn’t you but that still doesn’t mean your not a complete asshole as far as I am concerned.
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well i have a medical condition called computer tourettes that can’t be controlled when highly agitated or thoroughly annoyed
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I hate commenting on blogs, because, lets face it, you do it once it becomes a job. Commenting and recommenting..ugh! Anyway, since I have wasted like, 5 hours of my life on this the last 3 days, I’ll bite.
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Listen up you, your next post better make me laugh or there are going to be problems around here.
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“Every Body Knows” About the Yule Log! What needs to be proved is once & for all that “A Team” did not make it according to Patti it was her daughter!
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“Everybody knows” she didn’t make that store bought cake.
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Of coarse my daughters cake came from a bakery, she’s a baker you shitheads! She brought the cake home with her.
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Now Everybody Knows She Lies! #SafewayCake
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Your feeble, shrunken brain must try to comprehend..professionals make food that looks…wait for it……

PROFESSIONAL.
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Let’s make something clear…I never joked about your yule log.
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Yule log envy is a disease.
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I just have to say it once about the yule log nonsense:

OMG nobody effing cares about cakegate 2010. GET OVER IT and get some damn Thorazine in you already, lady.
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You are one hilarious example of someone who likes to scream about the cake
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I promise I never made fun of your yule log. Well, actually I did—but not to anyone, just silently to myself
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You people have no compassion whatsoever “Everybody knows RealOldHousewife” has a dog with emotional issues & feels bad for the dog when it thunders, but you have absolutely none for a woman?
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………and I object to anyone…..absolutely anyone! posting about a subject so personal and intimate as someone’s nervous pooch.
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The log was filled with hash, almost the killed dog! Report to the Proper Authorities!
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Per Jenn’s suggestion, the dog has hired Rexxfield to prepare a lawsuit against those who have smeared her reputation by saying she is emotionally disturbed.
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I thought it was clear that in these kind of spats.. we leave children, dogs, cats and warts OUT OF THIS MESS!!!

Now ROH Garden Gnomes are fair game…
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Who is roh? I hope it’s not the name of that cake.
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Sweeeeeettttttttiiiieeeeeee!!!!!! Bring some beer for everyone dammit!! Sweeeeeeettttttiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!
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It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault. I can’t possible return to a regular old RH blog and talk about Adrienne Maloof’s hair extensions or Kandi’s beef curtins.
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Hell,in the last 24 hours even fiqured out the quilt thing and …I even got a twitter account
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I signed up for twitter too because of the I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y!  The old housewife’s dog afraid of thunderstorms tipped me over the edge.
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I’m so confused. I think I’m going to have to start taking notes to keep up.
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I dunno, maybe PYHU will create a separate blog entry called: work out all your garbage from past shit over here, so we can focus in this thread on the actual FACTUAL situation at hand rather than go back and forth with name calling
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I’ll try to let it go. However, I still don’t know who Patti is. There’s a dog with emotional problems. There’s yule cake picture that was defaced. To top it off, Karla Homolka’s name was brought up. Nope, can’t let it go yet. Sorry.
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Omg I am so soooooooo sorry your an idiot.

Hows that?
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I don’t find it at all hard to believe that you’d kill innocent chickens and goats in some warped superstitious ritual. But what does santeria have to do with this blog?
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I’ll see your Santeria and raise you New Orleans Voodoo.
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Me left wondering if I’m some sort of freak! Then (and I can definitely blame Lynn for this) I find RCH blog.
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And if my husband ever takes away my remote, I’m setting up a Paypal acct.
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If Jenn were to take a LIE detector test it would electrocute her!
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I’m bored and being nosey.
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no no no! It’s not nosy!!! It’s investigative reporting. I think Inmate#666 did that for a living, too.
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Maybe her “big announcement” is that we were going to get to meet all of her personalities…and be given backstage passes to her upcoming trials?
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I wonder if she goes to jail if she will meet up with Real Old HouseWife of Manatee County and they will get matching teardrop tatoos?
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ROH would make Jen her bitch. No.Doubt.
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“Will Work for Wine” should be “Will Work for Wine or Car Batteries”.
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Who takes batteries out of cars? Who does that?! Does he also call all the cab, bus and train companies as well?
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If my husband did that on a regular basis to prevent me from going anywhere I’d buy my own reserve battery and learn how to put it in. Why am I even looking at this with any sort of logic when it’s probably made up?
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I’m not sure what kind of employer would respond like that, but I’m glad I don’t work there. Porn industry maybe?
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Yeah, her new employer–probably Emrielle NPC, which is (supposedly, but who knows anymore) her own company…Congrats, you hired yourself LOL
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Well, when you put out 18 articles of shit an hour, it might be lucrative!
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I graduated from Oxfurd as a dockter.
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The Real Housewives of Twitter. You all are a heck lot more interesting than the bravo housewives. lol. Instead of diamonds and peaches you guys would hold the twitter bird.
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LOLOLOLOL. Live theater for sure. One couldn’t preconceive or plan the twists & turns of this blogathon.
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How come the site isn’t changing pages after 100 comments anymore?
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It’s given up.   .. And checked into rehab.
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I feel like Alice who has fallen into the hole having simply no idea this Twitter underworld existed! Wow.
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I am a ruined woman.

It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault.
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JS needs to go rob a bank or something. If this blog ends we are all going to need a 12 step program
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Well, I’m still new here and am only learning about all this info from the 244934343434 comments I just spent the better part of 4 days reading…but I’ll try to help you out:

JS had editors and got paid for her blogs. Then she was abused by her husband, only not really. He took her vibrator battery and hid her Christmas tree. She needed money and a place to stay, but still found time to make Youtube rants about Soccer Moms with bad crocs, while giving her children sharpie markers to play with. During that time, she really really didn’t want anyone to click on the donate button that was flashing in neon lights on her website with the arrow saying “CLICK HERE NOW!”
Sometime during all this, Jenn baked simple pillsbury break and bake cookies for her kid’s class, and saw that someone else’s kid made them a cool yule log cake and it was posted on twitter. Jenn and Co. could not fathom that a baker could bake a cake, and just knew this yule log cake was a phony- so they Perez Hilton’ed the cake and drew a penis on it and fed it to an emotional dog. The dog couldn’t handle the emotional stress and started chasing a prostitution whore duck around the block. Then it was discovered that PYHU is really Karla Homolka and now Jenn is asking some guy named Rex to protect her while she robs her blind grandma and steals money from mall stores.

Whew, glad to clear this all up for you.
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Lets have a contest!! The first person to match all the correct usernames with the corresponding quotes will win a $25 gift card to Amazon.
Big thanks to @SweeetBea for helping me compile the list and for being the 2,000th commenter!!!


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1,455 Responses to Best Comment Quotes ~ Jenneral I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y Blog-A-Thon 2011

  1. Bea from NJ (@sweeetbea on Twitter) says:

    Wooohoooo! I got 2000! I got 2000! and I’m doing the happy dance! ;-D
    FYI: Since I have 99% of the answers, it’s only fair I take myself out of the contest. Good luck everyone! ;-D

  2. BlueSky_Forever says:

    LOL!!! Crazy funny. Thanks for the belly laughs everyone. RCH’s blog is the best place to go when you need a good chuckle. Tweet me @BlueSky_Forever I have been sucked into the tweeter hole along with many others. It’s really fun to hang out with the gang on twitter, know that!

  3. babelony says:

    Reading through the first INSANITY blog, I have to say, I can’t remember when I’ve laughed so hard. Tears were streaming! For realz, yo!

  4. TrueLifeDiva says:

    I only know about half of these, no gift card for me 😦

  5. TooMuch says:

    The other blog was annoying and I couldn’t read it but reading the comments like this is hilarious!

    Good job!!

  6. TEB says:

    I thought the other Insanity blog was awesome. This one had me clutching my side!! Too Hilarious!

  7. Need a Hobby says:

    LOLing all over again! *wiping tears* Ah, memories.

  8. Sairah says:

    Omg that was hilarious! I wept like a fool & may have even tinkled just a wee bit! Seeing them all compiled together is really something. That is some funny shit!! Those comedy writers in Cali have got nothing over this group, lol. RCH, get ready…NBC will be calling….know that!

  9. Tam5115 says:

    It’s way funnier to read these all together than in the original blog.

  10. colibrimoon says:

    I loved Anthroboi’s squirt bottle comment. I laughed so hard. I kept going back to comment, reading it and cracking up all over again.

  11. Debbie says:

    I read each and every one in the original blog…And I read them again here. I know some off the top of my head, but no way I’m scrolling back through that Morass of Verbiage to identify the rest of the Round Table Witticisms. Congratulations to the person that does manage to complete…
    My husband’s here now and wants to know what I’m doing on here and making crackhead comments. I need to get off so I dont need to explain. BBL Lmao

  12. WindyCityWondering says:

    Excellent! The Cliff Notes version of ZenJenn Insanity – lol and lol again!

  13. anthroboi says:

    This is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (I am also commenting mainly so I can subscribe to the comments LOL).

    • Pompalicious says:

      Um, sweetie, are you pleading the 5th, regarding my JennGate update from today? I am feeling neglected by you. Make me some crepes, serve them in a loin cloth, and all will be forgiven.

      • Grace says:

        Pomp, you need to know that I have Anthrostuds love child. His name is Boi. Just saying…

        • Damnert says:

          Everyone should know, I now have the name “Anthrostud” (circle with a C) Copyrighted.

          Studly, plese pull down your pants and show them the mark in the upper left hand corner of your ass.

          I am in the process of getting his Schmackel as a (circle with an R) Registered Trade Mark of Damnert and Goats INC.

          The hold up is, of course, his hiding his Schmackel wayyyy up behind in order to appear to be female so said logo won’t be permenantly branded on …well….you know…..his Schmackel.

          I am sending out C & D’s to everyone involved.

          I am unfortunately writing it with camel dung and my finger (how we roll in Kabul *sigh*) so this my take a while.

          and…..hold the AK-47, Pomps !!

          Grace – you , me, Anthrostud – Maury Povichhhh(whatever his name is) I want a Paternity test so I too can scream on national TV “Wut up ho !! Yo You Lyin Bish!! ” .

      • anthroboi says:

        LOL I’m still catching up but the comments are so messed up on that blog I’ve given up :-S

    • Tralena says:

      That’s a good idea. Maybe I can keep up better..:)

    • Debbie says:

      Anthroboi,
      Seule façon de contrôler les commentaires.vous devez vous abonner. Vous, ça fait beaucoup plus lorsque vous parlez français

      • anthroboi says:

        LOL I actually had to look some of those words up again. I always forget what lorque means and it’s definitely one of those very common words 🙂

        J’oublie mon vocabulaire francaise. Ca c’est ne pas bon! Je dois etudier ma vocabulaire et les mots quotidien! {:-)

  14. YAY!!!!! I made the comment cut for atleast 2 comments!!!

    Ok the last comment that summarized the events has me still LMAOOOO!!!!!

    I read it sorta like how its done for a previous shows recap to enter a new episode for Glee!

    And as far as the contest.. nu uh. I aint doing it.. I refuse to again go over 2000 comments on one blog and 300 on the other to identify all the perps..

    Nu uh.. I would rather have my retina’s seared by the sex tape that has not yet been discovered.. you know there is one out there.. just waiting …

  15. USC Graduate says:

    All of these comments are bullshit! I didn’t do anything, it was all a huge misunderstanding and you all making fun of me is just plain wrong. Besides my grandma can’t see, so how can she prove I did it? huh? Answer that one bichezz!

    My husband didn’t take the battery out of my vibrator, in fact, he puts a fresh one in every day so he doesn’t have to service me. He takes the car battery to stop me from going to the grocery store to buy more brake and bake cookies and taking them to the school. How was I supposed to know the kids were in the middle of a test? I was writing my amazzz blogs yo, I can’t keep track of everything.

    Once I went to the school with my fab cookies during a pep rally and joined the cheerleaders, I was way better than those stupid little kids. My cartwheel is dabomb My kids are so lucky they have a cool mom that doesn’t wear crocks.

    The PTA mom’s keep calling my husband to bitch about my foul mouth in front of the kids so I flip them the bird. They don’t like that I fill my travel coffee mug with wine and drink it while I walk the kids to the bus stop. Screw them, they’re just jealous that my boxed wine lasts me all day and all they have to drink is coffee. They do laundry and clean their houses, they’re jealous of my fame and my bad ass blogs.

    Who is this hobby blogger PYHU anyway? She writes entire blogs about me? I never did that shit she sayzzz, that picture isn’t even me, my hair is dark red. Don’t you see my pictures on Twitter and Facebook? I’m a redhead bichesss The cops were watching me, trying to pull me over for any little thing, they have me on their radar so to speak, I had to dye my hair.

    You all think you’re better mothers than me because you don’t give your kids sharpie markers? Liars!!! I know you give them Makers Mark just like I do, I mean markers, the walls need painted anyway so they can mark up the walls all they want. You should see where the Christmas tree hit the wall, ain’t nothing going to get that off the wall, we have to paint anywayz. Paint ain’t cheap bichezzz

    And screw you all for getting me thrown off Project Ladybug, do you idiots have any idea what that cost me? The donations that roll in are like taking candy from a baby, I could have made a killing! I was thisfuckinclose to having enough to pay a real lawyer, now I have to use a public defender. Not that I did anything wrong, you know all of you have rap sheets longer than Andy Cohen’s johnson. My new boss knows it and you all know it.

    Dina will take me back, I’ll clear my name and Saint Dina will love me again.

    Anyway I don’t waste my time with all you people, I’m going dark from now on. This is all Lynn’s fault anyway, I know she created all these names and she’s that Pompa person, she’s also PYHU and even the gay guy. I know she’s always wanted to be a gay guy. You’re all Lynn, she’s got it in for me, look at all the stuff she says about me all over the internet. She never stops talking about me. She’s obsessed with me, she harasses me all the time, I think she wants to skin me and wear me like last year’s Versace. She wants my husband too, did you know she tried to be his friend on Facebook, she wants to kiss him and make love to him just because he won’t touch me anymore doesn’t mean he wants her. She wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for me, I am her whole world. Lynn adores me, she can’t get enough of me. Don’t you see her talking about me all the time? Don’t you? Come on Don’t you?

    Whatevs I’m done with you losers I won’t be reading any of your comments so don’t bother to respond, but I do Google myself and I see all the shitzzz Lynn posts about me. The other stuff that comes up on Google is just plain trash, just like all of you are trash, can’t you find something better to do? I have a doctor following me on Twitter, I bet you guys don’t have any doctor kissing your asses. He clicked my paypal button and donated to my attorney fund, you losers don’t donate to anything! Some stupid old lady’s dog is more important to you than I am, what about me? I write amazballs blogs, dozens of them every day to entertain all of you, and the least you can do is contribute to my lawyer retainer fee.

    Do you have any idea how many cases my public defender has? 75, yes 75 cases he’s working at the same time right now, he doesn’t even remember my name, he just calls me “The Blogger Bitch”. How is he supposed to defend me, he doesn’t give a shit. I need a real lawyer so I put up the Paypal button, sue me! Oh wait, the county is already doing that, please don’t sue me. But the Paypal button is still sitting on some of my thousands of web pages so instead of going on and on with this shit, just go over to my web site and donate to my attorney fund because I’ve only got $8 in my pocket and I am innocent.

    Wait until all of your rap sheets are made public, I’m going to start a WordPress blog all about your crimes…peace out bichessss

  16. Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

    I know every comment made but can’t remember the perps! Could it be the Margarita’s or just the 2,000 + comments? At least I get it all 🙂

  17. tweatcyn says:

    WHOA! I’ve missed a lot since my computer started freezing up trying to load all those comments. Hilarious Best of Zennsanity list.

    To the poster saying “your a dork/idiot” it’s “Y O U ‘ R E” as in you are- DUH!

  18. Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

    Very nice compilation of hilarity, indeed the Cliff Notes version. This would lift anyone’s spirit.

    • USC Graduate says:

      Shut the hell up, don’t pretend like you went to Vanderbilt, I went to USC its a better school anyway. University of South Carolina or is it University of Southern California wait…it’s University of Southern Chicago..anyway I went to USC.

  19. Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

    http://themstupidbloggers.blogspot.com/
    This got too boring for me to read but I tried to go back again and read it to see if it was at all funny. Again, too boring to read, the woman is nuts. However she has updated it with this:

    UPDATE: @deballyn accused me of trying to be like @putyourhairup by formatting. Are you kidding me you psycho? you followed me for days, now that all your trolls came out to play now you want to talk shit? @Putyourhairup Isn’t the only person in the world that does. She wishes someone would copy off her. Her & Lynn with their crew of vultures better behave if they want any kind of deal with Bravo. Sorry kids, it’s funny to me that people who have hate blogs have these demands. Okay, moving on..

    My question is, which journalism class at USC taught her to write “Her and Lynn…”
    If I decide to go there, I want to avoid that class.

  20. SunshineDeid says:

    Sweet glory! I thought I laughed reading the comments the first time! I had surgery last week so I’m trying to hold my incisions together…ended up with bronchitis this week and the laughter is sending me into coughing fits that made me pee a little! @PYHU have you no shame?? Where does the laughter end?

    • anthroboi says:

      Frankly, for all the peeing going on lately, I think this blog should come with a large disclaimer and coupon for Poise pads…

    • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

      Sunshine honey, for your own health and safety, you should wait till your recovery is complete before reading here. You really could bust a gut, literally.

      • USC Graduate says:

        Oh yeah you’re all really funny. I was funny, my blogs were funny. I made thousands of people laugh all day long with my yo blogs.

        I even tweeted funny stuff cause I’m down with the homies yo. My homies love when I talk street smack. I know how to do it too yanno. My peeps weren’t laughing at me, they were laughing wit me homie!

  21. erica says:

    Well I thought I had finished then I came here. Boo! It’s taken me 3 days, and that’s with my four month old baby boy occupying the majority of my time. First time poster been lurking on all the blogs for the last few months, I was actually pulled in by JS. I was on bed rest my last month of pregnancy, and just found all this subculture to the Real Housewive’s. Thanks to all for opening my eyes to Jenn. It’s just a sad story, and I tend to agree with everyone about her being a sociopath with some bipolar thrown in as well. Anyway, love your snark and entertainment RCH! Before I forget, I kinda gave my boyfriend the shorthand story of what’s been going on, not just with Jenn, but the infighting with the commentor’s, and he told me the same stuff happens with gamer’s on their threads/boards, just thought it was funny because over there it’s mainly males. I don’t think I have time for twitter with my baby, but I’m tempted to join. I’ll still be lurking, have fun everyone gotta try and finish reading before baby wants dinner, he’s playing with Dada right now.

    • Adgirl says:

      Congrats on the baby! So, funny about the gamers. You see it on news and political sites too. Real nasty too.
      You don’t have to actually sign up for Twitter to peek at the accounts. Just go to your search engine and put in their handle such as “@putyourhairup twitter” and you can look at all of her public tweets.

    • Hi Erica! Welcome!
      I’ll have to remember to thank Jenn for bringing u here. Lol.
      Don’t worry about the baby, twitter is what’s really important in life. Just try it once, just sign up for a day, it’s free, if you don’t like it you can walk away and never come back, you’ll never know if you don’t try, right? You can trust me, I would never steer you wrong. 😉 Just kidding actually. I don’t want you to end up like the Farmville mom on Nancy Grace and have it be my fault. Lurking is safer.
      So the boyfriend gets in internet fights too? I thought it was just us bored housewives. I bet he doesn’t know anyone as entertaining as JS though.
      Congrats on the new baby!

      • captaincarebear says:

        Here’s the thing with the freakin twitter. As you know, I’m trying, I really am. But as a workin girl with limited time and twittisaviness it’s hard to keep up. Every five seconds there’s a new conversation going on. Do they have a twitter light cause I’d be so down with that. Or one with subtitles for all the #’s and @’s and thingimabobs. Come on, I’m an educator dang-it. Give me a teacher’s guide.

        • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

          I find it hard to keep up too, b/c I catch little snippets of things but no time to follow long stories like the cake who’s name must never be spoken.

    • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

      Hi Erica, welcome and have fun, tell your bf that your Dr said you have to stay on bed rest for another year. That will give you more time to post and sign up for twitter.

      • erica says:

        Thanks for the warm welcoming everyone ! RCH, no boyfriend doesn’t fight with other gamer’s, he goes online to get codes or whatever he does (mind shuts down, eyes glaze over, etc. when he tries to explain his gaming or computer stuff), and all those other guys fight. I’ll think about twitter some more. All I know is that this is sometimes a very welcome escape when I’m a little babied out. Don’t misunderstand love and adore my baby boy more than anything, just need some adult time once in awhile, and what’s better than laughing at all the witty people on here.

  22. Adgirl says:

    Does Jenn have a facebook account?

  23. Sus says:

    I’ve identified all the quotes but one.

    Thanks a lot JEN! It’s 3:52 am and here I am at RCH’s blog. From now on everything that goes badly in my life I’m blaming you, JEN! That person used to be an obnoxious realtor that sold our old house. But now, it’s going to be you.

    I spent so much time on this blog the past week that I’m going to have to spend a couple of hours getting the house back in shape. Screw you JEN! I get very cranky when I have to clean so my family is ducking. The kids are crying and saying they wish JEN never posted on the internet that her husband threw a Christmas tree. They are miserable because of you. I spent 3 hours today trying to get twitter on my phone to work. That’s your fault JEN. When my husband finds out I upgraded my phone plan to include unlimited internet and gives me the speech about monthly expenses, I’m blaming you.

  24. captaincarebear says:

    I’m totally plagarizing and using one of these as my facebook status. But at least I’m not being deceitful about it. I’m telling you to your faces. So either patent those phrases fast or they are mine.

  25. nashhousewife says:

    Thumbs up to all? RCH can we bring the thumbs back? IDK, maybe the absence of thumbs forced people *ahem me* out of their shell and out of anonymity.

    • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

      I vote for thumbs too!

    • I took them off because they were making the comment pages load too slowly. I was getting a lot of tweets from people who couldn’t get on the blog.
      It’s just a trial…
      I’ll add them back soon and see what happens. If no one complains then I’ll leave them.

      • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

        I thought maybe limiting the pages to 100 comments would solve the loading problem. I know when there were lots of comments it was really hard to reload.

      • Adgirl says:

        Everyone has been so damn funny that I don’t need to tell people I agree or enjoy their posts. They can tell from the amount of involuntary bodily functions occuring due to uncontrollable laughter.

    • Bea from NJ (@sweeetbea on Twitter) says:

      in that case, maybe we should keep the thumb out .. ppl were forced to come out! LOL

  26. MissHathaway says:

    Fess up, people. I know I am not the only one eager for tomorrow, to see what new and incredible BS Jenn has awaiting us.

  27. debbie says:

    @Whoa is back and she seems to think she’s Jen’sInfiltrator and Savior. couple tweets to @xxx below, sunday about 1pm EST

    WhoaThisIsCrazy ABC
    @RealityZen It’s not going to help you any if I keep this account open. But Mission Accomplished I got +1 IP address I needed. I’ll email…..

    @RealityZen ……them to you. These bitches are going to be sorry they ever fucked with us.
    9 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply »

    WhoaThisIsCrazy ABC
    @xxxxxx I’ll see you soon. Your lucky that Jen is my friend. You maniac Bitch. Tweeting from your phone isn’t as safe as you think.
    7 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply »
    WhoaThisIsCrazy @XXXXXX Your the one who is behind all this shit and I can’t wait for the lawyers to sue your ass. There will be justice. Let the law
    7 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply »

    • MissHathaway says:

      And still they don’t get it. Public information is …. public. It is not illegal to obtain and disseminate public information. It is not an invasion of privacy because you can’t have a reasonable expectation of privacy in … public records.
      Unless maybe they think they can also sue that newspaper reporter who wrote the article about what was in ….public records.

      Most IP addresses these days are dynamic – they change every time you connect to the internet. So tracers can figure out what geographic area they came from, but not a particular user because that one IP address gets assigned to various people throughout the day.

      • debbie says:

        Miss Hathaway,
        I’m aware of that. Also she wasn’t sending those XXX tweets to me.. They were to someone that wanted to ‘out’ her for starting the Whoa account to hassle peeps while at same time using original account to tweet the same people nicely.

    • The twitter page is deleted now.
      Why did you xxx out the names? Who was she talking to?

      Oh and Jenn tweeted. Lol. She just couldn’t stay away for the whole weekend! Or maybe she just wanted to prove that she isn’t in jail, because you know she’s been reading everything here.

      • Grace says:

        Those tweets were between the “chinns” gang. Apparently the gang thought “soofistar” was also “whoathisiscrazy”, and accused her of being two faced. Then soof tweeted a dm from chinns, basically admitting to being whoa. Chinns was looking for a blog to post her “response to lynns letter to Andy Cohen”, which she apparently did post as whoa.
        If that confuses anyone, all you really need to know is beware of the chinns gang. They eat their young.

        • Adgirl says:

          Was Jenn talking to herself (herselves?)? Whoa=Chinns=ChinnsLLC=Jenn?

        • Need a Hobby says:

          The argy about authorship of the ‘whoa’ twitter acct & blog is even more complicated than that. Hasn’t been resolved IMO.

          BTW the “letter” blog has an update at top:
          http://themstupidbloggers.blogspot.com/

          • MissHathaway says:

            Yeah – they are turning on themselves. Fascinating.

          • Need a Hobby says:

            It’s apparently (allegedly) a tale of two letters. One by one author (‘chins’) allegedly not posted at all after the one by another alleged author (‘soof’) was posted on the blog linked above. Further developments pending….

            • Damnert says:

              Of course the alleged author (Soof) was tweeting non-stop when the said blog(?!?) was being updated with the new information. Kinda making it hard to do both.

              Do not fear tho, the Mafia Jersey Queen from California, after screaming ” YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, YOUR A LIAR, I WILL OUT YOU, AND BESIDES THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK VERY WELL” (dramatic liberty taken on my part about the whole cooking thing at the end) has her now locked in DM’s conviencing her not to testify (out anymore DM’s) against the rest of them.

              JBitch kinda reminds me of John Gotti with a peekachoo. At least that’s the visual in my lil head.

              • Need a Hobby says:

                fwiw, saw a tweet on jersey acct to soof, “it wasn’t meant to go this far” or very like….can’t find it now.

                Meanwhile, soof has new blog:

                http://twittertales.blogspot.com/

                • Well that’s what you get when all your friends are people who violently defend a proven liar and con artist. What did she expect? Lol. What a dramatic exit at the end too. So Soofistar was the first to go… who will be next?

                  In case anyone was wondering, the “someone” in that blog who asked Soofistar to publish her blog was LynnsChinLLC (or LLP?)

                • Need a Hobby says:

                  LLC!!

                  LLP is a woman who likes chinchillas. Just as pets, I hope.

          • katie says:

            This blog should just be called the twitter recap. I had to go look and I saw the soofistarisme person say their husband’s email address was stolen and used to create the blog. Does that mean that chins stole her husband’s info? Do tweets disappear when someone deletes an account?

            • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

              Katie,

              I think the hubby’s e-mail thing got worked out. She was logged in on Google on her husbands e-mail so it was showing up in the corner. No one else could see it. Supposedly.

              You can still see some tweets if you just put Soofistarisme without the @ in the search box on Twitter.

        • But that still doesn’t answer the question of who Chins is. Let’s not forget, Chins is a fake acct too and was someone else either from twitter or the blogs before they created that account.

          • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

            Further compound it by noticing that there is a chinsLLC and a chinsLLP. I’m confused!

          • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

            Hmmm, now there is NO ChinnsLLC. Acct doesn’t exist.

          • Need a Hobby says:

            I used to suspect it was the zennster, for obvious reasons. I’m sure she has had alters. And tweeted to herself. Months ago saw an acct before it was deleted. But is this one of them?

            Some others say….”the computer says ‘nooooo'” & insist it’s someone else.

            (I blame Anthropod for sending me into a Little Britain & Catherine Tate youtube marathon. Tate I’d seen before….love the ginger rescue, for ex.)

            So I don’t know. From what I’d seen before, that acct seemed uh, how to say, more consistently disciplined than some of the proffered alters. :shrug:

            It seems too much like work to me to keep that (all inclusive ‘that’) sort of thing going.

      • Sammy's Mom (Debbie) says:

        Here’s how pathetic I think JS is. There is probably one person in the world she trusts besides herself. She gave them her password and told them to post something as simple, just to try to prove your and a lot of our belief that she is in jail. I may be wrong as I am in margarita hangover land today

      • Sairah says:

        Lol I’m surprised it took her that long to tweet! Funny how the tweets are so close together-one says she’s just checking in before church, but then the 2nd says she’s bored with the today show & going to work out. She can’t even keep the simple lies straight. Is she ever honest, lol?!?

        Oh and…seeing as I’m on her Facebook I really believe she hacked fug’s Facebook account. I had some time to read through it today. He was long gone by then.I don’t think he was checking FB in an airport or on a plane.

        That being the case, when she claimed that the Facebook/Lynn drama brought peace long enough to get her cards/car back-she was obviously lying about that. Sorry if you already figured this out. I just find it amazing how deep the lies run. How can she possibly have any supporters left? It take minimal investigating to find the truth, lol!

  28. Sus says:

    Why is this woman so important? Who is she? Madonna?

    HD
    ____________________________________________________________
    You ask people to “follow” you on Twitter, is this what you call stalking?

    CiCi
    ____________________________________________________________
    Fitness? Really? Body by Burger King.

    Adgirl
    ____________________________________________________________
    Don’t throw rocks at glass stones.

    GiveMeABreak
    ____________________________________________________________
    If bullshit were dollar bills, she would be a millionaire.

    Rabble Rouserh
    ____________________________________________________________
    I would give you a “thumbs up” but SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE THUMBS

    Damnert
    ____________________________________________________________________
    Uh oh. Here come Whutup Detective.

    Adgirl
    ____________________________________________________________________
    To answer your first question. Why wouldn’t she change her name?
    Wouldn’t you?

    Intensity38
    ____________________________________________________________________

    One is a “mistake.” Two is a pattern. Three is a SPREE!

    Undermywheels
    ___________________________________________________________________
    I’m here and keep coming back because it’s entertaining. Sorry jenn, but you are. Its not everyday I run across convicted felon sociopaths that have verbal diarrhea spewed all over the web like a bad rash.

    Sairah
    __________________________________________________________________
    I’m going to repost it here, because I am appalled beyond words (okay, not beyond words)

    Grace
    ____________________________________________________________________
    I do wish that Jenn would use a more accurate twitter handle.
    Is @LyingLiarsThatLie available?

    Adgirl
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I don’t doubt people have been non stop calling her phone.
    They are called creditors and when you don’t pay for stuff they call.
    And call.
    And call.
    And call.
    Know That!

    Its Me Toonces
    ________________________________________________________________
    I double posted! How’d I do that?

    colibrimoon
    ________________________________________________________________

    By posting twice
    Grace

    _______________________________________________________________
    I had no idea you were such a Bravo viewer.. that adds streets credits to.. WHO REALLY CARES!!

    CAN’T FIND THIS ONE!!!
    __________________________________________________________________
    I’ll see your bullshit and raise you a No Fucking Way!!!

    Its Me Toonces
    ________________________________________________________________
    “A pound of frozen hamburger. Kick that with a steel toed boot… it ain’t going anywhere”

    Tam5115
    _______________________________________________________________
    Do you need some aluminum foil??? I can make a hat

    OneMoreInBoston
    _____________________________________________________________
    How do we know her Grandmother is blind?

    Grace
    __________________________________________________________
    because she can’t see.
    sorry.

    OneMoreInBoston
    ______________________________________________________

    Sweeetttttiiiiieeeeeee!!!! Get Grace some coffee!!! Sweeeetttiiiiiieeeeee!!!!

    K MAC AKA “Jennybean”
    ____________________________________________________________
    Shush you! *grabs water bottle and squirts* BAD KITTY!

    Anthroboi
    ____________________________________________________________
    anyway – just loving the various neurosis on display.

    Adgirl
    ________________________________________________________
    Shut up and go bury your face in the dirt.

    Intensity38
    _________________________________________________________
    Bloop Bloop!

    LuvToLoveU
    Macktruck
    ________________________________________________________
    Since when is cunt a 5 letter word?
    I said your such a c….

    Intensity38

    _________________________________________________________
    if you didn’t know this already, go to the dictionary and look up the letter C
    Now tell me how many 5 lettered words describe you.
    What Does F…. mean.

    Intensity38

    ______________________________________________________
    Child as in “you are such a child” that’s it right?
    Flock yeah I’m right

    Grace
    _______________________________________________________________________
    To me that is ridiculous (and fabulous to read..) no extra letters in the dots in case anyone was wondering…

    TEB
    _________________________________________________________________________
    I never mentioned the twit’s name, she saw “fool” and I guess she identified.

    Grace
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Yes, I was wrong, It wasn’t you but that still doesn’t mean your not a complete asshole as far as I am concerned.

    Intensity38
    _______________________________________________________________________
    well i have a medical condition called computer tourettes that can’t be controlled when highly agitated or thoroughly annoyed

    HotMess!
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I hate commenting on blogs, because, lets face it, you do it once it becomes a job. Commenting and recommenting..ugh! Anyway, since I have wasted like, 5 hours of my life on this the last 3 days, I’ll bite.

    NoNameNoCity
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Listen up you, your next post better make me laugh or there are going to be problems around here.

    RealCityHousewife
    ____________________________________________________________________________________

    “Every Body Knows” About the Yule Log! What needs to be proved is once & for all that “A Team” did not make it according to Patti it was her daughter!

    GiveMeABreak
    ____________________________________________________________________________________
    “Everybody knows” she didn’t make that store bought cake.

    GiveMeABreak
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    Of coarse my daughters cake came from a bakery, she’s a baker you shitheads! She brought the cake home with her.

    @Bravolebrity
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Now Everybody Knows She Lies! #SafewayCake

    GiveMeABreak
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    Your feeble, shrunken brain must try to comprehend..professionals make food that looks…wait for it……
    PROFESSIONAL.

    CiCi
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    Let’s make something clear…I never joked about your yule log.

    Laura
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Yule log envy is a disease.

    The Baker’s Wife
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    I just have to say it once about the yule log nonsense:
    OMG nobody effing cares about cakegate 2010. GET OVER IT and get some damn Thorazine in you already, lady.

    Anthroboi
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    You are one hilarious example of someone who likes to scream about the cake

    katie
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    I promise I never made fun of your yule log. Well, actually I did—but not to anyone, just silently to myself

    Need a Hobby
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    You people have no compassion whatsoever “Everybody knows RealOldHousewife” has a dog with emotional issues & feels bad for the dog when it thunders, but you have absolutely none for a woman?

    GiveMeABreak
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    ………and I object to anyone…..absolutely anyone! posting about a subject so personal and intimate as someone’s nervous pooch.

    ~Luvz Improper Authorities~
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    The log was filled with hash, almost the killed dog! Report to the Proper Authorities!

    YuleLog
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Per Jenn’s suggestion, the dog has hired Rexxfield to prepare a lawsuit against those who have smeared her reputation by saying she is emotionally disturbed.

    Real Old Housewife
    __________________________________________________________________________
    I thought it was clear that in these kind of spats.. we leave children, dogs, cats and warts OUT OF THIS MESS!!!
    Now ROH Garden Gnomes are fair game…

    ImaJustSaying
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    Who is roh? I hope it’s not the name of that cake.

    Katie
    ________________________________________________________________________________
    Sweeeeeettttttttiiiieeeeeee!!!!!! Bring some beer for everyone dammit!! Sweeeeeeettttttiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!

    K MAC AKA “Jennybean”
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault. I can’t possible return to a regular old RH blog and talk about Adrienne Maloof’s hair extensions or Kandi’s beef curtins.

    Adgirl
    ___________________________________________________________________
    Hell,in the last 24 hours even fiqured out the quilt thing and …I even got a twitter account

    HotMess!
    _______________________________________________________________________
    I signed up for twitter too because of the I*N*S*A*N*I*T*Y! The old housewife’s dog afraid of thunderstorms tipped me over the edge.

    Sus
    ________________________________________________________________________
    I’m so confused. I think I’m going to have to start taking notes to keep up.

    Fairweather Viewer Ford
    _______________________________________________________________________________________
    I dunno, maybe PYHU will create a separate blog entry called: work out all your garbage from past shit over here, so we can focus in this thread on the actual FACTUAL situation at hand rather than go back and forth with name calling

    Anthroboi
    _____________________________________________________________________
    I’ll try to let it go. However, I still don’t know who Patti is. There’s a dog with emotional problems. There’s yule cake picture that was defaced. To top it off, Karla Homolka’s name was brought up. Nope, can’t let it go yet. Sorry.

    Sus
    ______________________________________________________________________
    Omg I am so soooooooo sorry your an idiot.
    Hows that?

    Intensity38
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    I don’t find it at all hard to believe that you’d kill innocent chickens and goats in some warped superstitious ritual. But what does santeria have to do with this blog?

    Real Old Housewife
    ___________________________________________________________________________________
    I’ll see your Santeria and raise you New Orleans Voodoo.

    colibrimoon
    ____________________________________________________________________________________
    Me left wondering if I’m some sort of freak! Then (and I can definitely blame Lynn for this) I find RCH blog.

    LilyLynn
    __________________________________________________________________
    And if my husband ever takes away my remote, I’m setting up a Paypal acct.

    LilyLynn
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    If Jenn were to take a LIE detector test it would electrocute her!

    @Bravolebrity
    ________________________________________________________________________________
    I’m bored and being nosey.

    Andi

    __________________________________________________________________________
    no no no! It’s not nosy!!! It’s investigative reporting. I think Inmate#666 did that for a living, too.

    Its Me Toonces…Not Currently A Felon
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Maybe her “big announcement” is that we were going to get to meet all of her personalities…and be given backstage passes to her upcoming trials?

    Its Me Toonces
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I wonder if she goes to jail if she will meet up with Real Old HouseWife of Manatee County and they will get matching teardrop tatoos?

    Shari
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    ROH would make Jen her bitch. No.Doubt.

    Kat
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    “Will Work for Wine” should be “Will Work for Wine or Car Batteries”.

    Jen (not Sale)
    ______________________________________________________________________________________
    Who takes batteries out of cars? Who does that?! Does he also call all the cab, bus and train companies as well?

    WindyCityWondering
    _______________________________________________________________________________________
    If my husband did that on a regular basis to prevent me from going anywhere I’d buy my own reserve battery and learn how to put it in. Why am I even looking at this with any sort of logic when it’s probably made up?

    Jen (not Sale)
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    I’m not sure what kind of employer would respond like that, but I’m glad I don’t work there. Porn industry maybe?

    Tuzentswurth

    _________________________________________________________________________________
    Yeah, her new employer–probably Emrielle NPC, which is (supposedly, but who knows anymore) her own company…Congrats, you hired yourself LOL

    Anthroboi
    ______________________________________________________________________________________
    Well, when you put out 18 articles of shit an hour, it might be lucrative!

    Pompalicious
    _________________________________________________________________________________

    I graduated from Oxfurd as a dockter.

    Tuzentswurth
    ________________________________________________________________________
    The Real Housewives of Twitter. You all are a heck lot more interesting than the bravo housewives. lol. Instead of diamonds and peaches you guys would hold the twitter bird.

    anna
    ________________________________________________________________________
    LOLOLOLOL. Live theater for sure. One couldn’t preconceive or plan the twists & turns of this blogathon.

    Need a Hobby
    ____________________________________________________________________________
    How come the site isn’t changing pages after 100 comments anymore?

    Intensity38
    ___________________________________________________________________________
    It’s given up. .. And checked into rehab.

    Need a Hobby
    ______________________________________________________________________
    I feel like Alice who has fallen into the hole having simply no idea this Twitter underworld existed! Wow.

    SunshineDeid
    _____________________________________________________________________
    I am a ruined woman.
    It’s all Karla Homolka’s fault.

    Adgirl
    _____________________________________________________________________

    JS needs to go rob a bank or something. If this blog ends we are all going to need a 12 step program

    Grace

    _______________________________________________________________________
    Well, I’m still new here and am only learning about all this info from the 244934343434 comments I just spent the better part of 4 days reading…but I’ll try to help you out:
    JS had editors and got paid for her blogs. Then she was abused by her husband, only not really. He took her vibrator battery and hid her Christmas tree. She needed money and a place to stay, but still found time to make Youtube rants about Soccer Moms with bad crocs, while giving her children sharpie markers to play with. During that time, she really really didn’t want anyone to click on the donate button that was flashing in neon lights on her website with the arrow saying “CLICK HERE NOW!”
    Sometime during all this, Jenn baked simple pillsbury break and bake cookies for her kid’s class, and saw that someone else’s kid made them a cool yule log cake and it was posted on twitter. Jenn and Co. could not fathom that a baker could bake a cake, and just knew this yule log cake was a phony- so they Perez Hilton’ed the cake and drew a penis on it and fed it to an emotional dog. The dog couldn’t handle the emotional stress and started chasing a prostitution whore duck around the block. Then it was discovered that PYHU is really Karla Homolka and now Jenn is asking some guy named Rex to protect her while she robs her blind grandma and steals money from mall stores.
    Whew, glad to clear this all up for you.

    Go To Sleep

  29. K MAC AKA "Jennybean" says:

    I found you all over here! I feel like all of you left me on the playground by myself!

  30. Need a Hobby says:

    shhh…softly on little cat feet….

  31. Adgirl says:

    Ach. I couldn’t care less about what those trashbuckets are doing on tweirder. I find them boring. It’s like trying to figure out which one wrote my phone number on the wall of the boys bathroom.

  32. Intensity38 says:

    Hi guys! I am HOME!
    I got on about 10 minutes ago to catch up on the blog and whoa, whoa, whoa!
    I see the felons gang is falling apart one by one by one.

    You would think that the people that join them would realize what is going on.
    As they add new people they diss the others and make up things about them and wham! They are ousted, It’s Soofie-babies turn now, cause they got the Mandster now. Poor Soof, she got involved with the wrong gang of people. I hope she learned her lesson.
    That Meggo, needs to be bound & gagged. I bet she always has that mouth open in RL.
    Would someone stick their sock in her?
    Jerzyshit is so so so sure of what she knows.
    Yeah right.
    Believe me, she knows nothing.
    The other day it was me she was sure of. She was blaming me for other accounts.
    and she said she was 100 percent sure. What an ass! She makes me LMAO! I have one account and can hardly keep up with it with the time I am on here! I think the saying goes, the pot calling the kettle black…..wonder how many accounts she has. ROTFL!!
    After being directed to her account the other day (which I have had blocked since the first day she came on twitter) she was saying she doesn’t have time to read people’s TL’s and such, yet she always has something to say about every single situation. Her, Meggo and Girly need to meet….All together, they may have a complete brain!
    Coco-nutz is a real piece of work One minute she is on one side, the next she is on another all the while she DM’s trying to get any info she can out of anyone.
    I wouldn’t trust her as far to tie my shoes.
    What a backstabber she must be in real life.
    I am so tired of all of them and just want to cyber biotch slap the bunch of them.
    BTW, I have a Jen joke

    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

    St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”

    “Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?”

    “That’s Mother Teresa’s,” replied St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

    “Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

    St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.”

    “Where’s Zen-Jen’s clock?” asked the man.

    Her clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan!”
    ——————————————————————————–
    Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!

    Oh and if anyone wants the Dm’s from those people. Just ask. Someone teamed up with the Beverly Hills Psychic and can read them to you!

    I see you!

  33. debbie says:

    tweet update:
    ACrankyOldBroad: .@PYHU has @WhoaThisIsCrazy’s IP address on her blog. She made the same misspelling there.

    I’m back at my mom’s after a day off and with her Alzheimer’s (it’s like Groundhog Dayhappens every 5 minutes). I keep trying to close my email before more comments pop up, twitter timelines,twitter banshees, etc. all this phucking craziness is getting me dizzy. I don’t know where to click first. I have so many tabs open I dont know what’s what.
    But I love every minute of it. *red-faced* I want more. It’s saner thqan where I am. At least there’s a dialogue here that makes more sense than the one where I’m sitting.

  34. InnocentVictim says:

    Although I do believe a lot of this blog is mean spirited (the comments, not the facts) and I will never understand why people fight with each other all day and night on Twitter (over cakes and who DM’d who and who said what and who’s that fake account and on and on and on….)I have to say, it was a good public service.

    I never buy what people are “selling” online, unless it’s on Amazon. LOL. You can never really know what the person in that virtual world is, does or believes. Anyone can fool you at any time. Look at all the TweeterBFF’s who turn on each other at the slightest thing.

    The thing is, I loved her blogs, I thought her tweets were funny and I generally liked her. As much as you can “like” someone you don’t know! I felt bad for her situation, however, I would NEVER donate money to anyone online, unless I knew them personally (like a friends cancer fund, for example). As kind as it was for Intensity38 to try and help her, you are a better person than I, the whole incident is a perfect example of an internet scam. Prey on good people.

    I have to say, her “story” started to fall apart with those final “abuse” claims. I’m not saying she had to share her exact movements and a minute by minute timeline or a 4square of her location, but the whole thing didn’t add up. If the abuse was so bad and hubby was leaving in 2 days…..why blog your escape plan? . While she is tweeting how “out of control” he was, call me crazy, but I would have been using the phone to dial 911 to save myself and KIDS! Not tweeting a bunch of strangers. And for some reason, I doubt a serious abuser who is in the midst of a violent rage is going to tolerate his target tweeting/blogging/facebooking etc. In fact, if he takes the car battery to prevent her from leaving, wouldn’t he take the phone? If she’s using a PC, does she make him fight with her only in the office so she can live blog his OJ behavior? Tweet the name of the Lisle PD and your addy to get HELP!!! It didn’t add up.

    Then the next day her and hubby are BFF’s again and he gives her all of her stuff back AFTER the of so disturbing Lynn friend request? Because the husband just couldn’t have denied the request? Accepted it and saw what it was and blocked? Come on. Furthermore, if you were being abused AND your using your real name…would you REALLY share it with the world? Wouldn’t it make the abuse worse? I don’t know too many people in that situation, but from the few I do, the abuse is always kept on the DL, out of fear and shame. I mean did she not think some do-gooder (sorry Intensity :)) would try to help ? And when they tried to help, maybe stuff would unravel? Like, I don’t know, calling the police and thus alerting them to a possible warrant? So, the popo will show up, stop the fight and then bring you to jail. If you are running from legal stuff, you don’t do things to invite the law into your life.

    The only hole on this side is Intensity’s telling us that the shelter wouldn’t help her. I am confused b/c if she was known to a shelter, then she must have been there at some point? Shelters don’t turn down people regardless of their legal woes. Esp. with kids. Even if they go back to the abuser. A shelter doesn’t turn away, unless they have no space and even then will send you elsewhere. It sort of defeats the purpose of, um, sheltering? I am not doubting Intensity’s story…but I think she is holding back somewhere (she said herself she wouldn’t reveal all she learned). I think somewhere in what isn’t being revealed, is the plug for the shelter “hole”. I understand if u are trying to protect someone. You don’t need Jen to figure out who blabbed! I get it.

    Even though some of the stuff here is obviously made up, the majority of it seems solid. In any case, Jen Sale is not who she claims to be. Even if she did have good reasons for her crimes (the old moral dilemma: steal from Granny to save my house, kids etc.) she is still a person who is not to be trusted. I feel sorry for the poor people on her Zenn Jenn team. How do you escape from that association? Without angering it? Kudos to you guys for setting it straight and making sure her little scheme didn’t take in any others. Thank you Intensity for saving good hearted people money. Much as I hate character assasination, in a way, this was a public service, wrapped up in a Yule Cake and poo, but a public service nonetheless.

    • Intensity38 says:

      Okay one more time for the slow people……

      THE SHELTER DID NOT ‘TURN HER DOWN’

      It was I who put a stop to what “I” was doing to try and get help for her when I ‘discovered’ a whole shitload of info that you are not going to get out of me here.

      Comprehend?
      Now you all need to stop telling me what I did, What this shelter did and what happened next.

      Read the damn post and stop putting words in where they don’t belong.

      Goddamnit!

    • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

      I agree with you Innocent, people should never believe ppl they don’t know on the internet esp if they start asking for things. Some ppl have to learn the hard way unfortunately. You are right, the stories she was telling didn’t even begin to add up to common sense.

  35. Intensity38 says:

    Now look what you have gone and done. I was in a great mood and you have gone and pissed me off.
    You don’t want to ‘character assasine’ but by saying there is hole in my ‘story’ is basically saying Im lying.

    The shelter or person running the shelters never turned her down.
    Why the hell can’t anyone understand this? Did I not say it right?

    The other thing is that I learned a whole lot about Jen Sale and there are things that I won’t put on here unless she sicks her assholes on me again then all bets are off)
    None of you can even imagine the things this woman has done and I have this from a reliable source who is in her life at this moment. (Keep trying to guess Jen, You will never know who it is)

    Buh bye!

  36. Adgirl says:

    I know a little about JS. Mostly I know about legal proceeding about what she says publicly about other bloggers.
    I do know that this woman is verbose. So whenever I see a lengthy comment I am suspicious.

  37. Need a Hobby says:

    fwiw, if my eyes didn’t deceive me, a http://twitter.com/whoathisizcrazy blinked into existence, fired off a few angry tweets to chins, meg, cranky & another & blinked out again. Said it didn’t post on “putyourarmsup” blog; shame, shame for those blaming soof; cut out yr crap chins; & told amnia (?) to perform a sex act upon herself. Then *poof* Yeah, I woulda poofed too after that last one. j/k. don’t hurt me.

  38. Intensity38 says:

    If you are all good boys and girls, I promise to tell you a bedtime story some night this week!
    Now, be good!
    Dont be afraid of me. Im not scary, well unless Im pissed and then even my husband doesn’t want to be near me. LOL.
    Never would hit anyone except with my cutting remarks!

    Stay tuned for that bedtime story. Everyone have a great last day of February!
    (Hows that for getting them to click on your blog RCH…..whoops….LOL)

    • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

      Let me see if I have the facts straight:

      Intensity is head chief with the underground hide-a-felon with a rap sheet program. Jen apparently didn’t have enough money to afford her services so Jen had to make some fast cash. Jen kept mentioning that old Paypal button that she wasn’t taking money from but if you insist that’s how I’ll scam oops I mean take it. Jen didn’t come up with the money and attempted to scam Intensity. Intensity then outed her with a tidbit of info here and a tidbit there while patiently waiting for Jen to come up with the cash. ALLEGEDLY!

      If it makes anyone feel any better, I was on Twitter when Intensity outed Jen and of coarse I couldn’t leave. I sent out a mating call to @PutYourHairUp because usually she comes in when the Twitter Tiff is almost over. Intensity never said she obtained the rap sheet from a shelter. She never said that the shelter wasn’t going to take her in. She did say that she had found out about her past and that she is the biggest con artist since Congress/Senate (my words). She (Intensity) then said she needed to make some calls to friends and undo what she had started. I’m summarizing but that’s how I remembered it as how #Jengate started.

      • anthroboi says:

        LOL I think the confusion is that somewhere along the line, someone mentioned that she shelter was “aware” of Jen (intensity?) and then someone (else?) said something about the shelter not wanting to take her in because she was “known” and she had a history or sumfin or nuffin.

    • Adgirl says:

      Mommy! I mean Intensity!
      Look I’ve been very good. I even cleaned my room (don’t look under the bed).
      I promise to eat my veggies (don’t look under my napkin). I even brushed my teeth and flossed without being asked to. I won’t kick my little brother (today). I will sit up straight and say my prayers (Catholic and Luthern versions).

      I can’t wait for my bedtime story. 🙂

  39. ~Luvz TeaPot Tempests~ says:

    …. …. . … …!
    slap J… a new one
    kick J… a new one
    tear J… a new one
    beat J… a new one
    slug J… a new one
    etc.
    etc.
    aahhhhhhhgghh 😦 you W….! you Wussy!

  40. Sylvester says:

    Can we get back to that awful @LynnChinsLLC?

    @Soofistar is innocent.

    Meg & Jerz are so wrapped around Chins that they just cant see what Chins really is. I have had a sneaky feeling that Chins in real life is a man. NO real woman talks about sex the way Chins does. I followed her for a little while but the threeways she, Jerz and Debbie had on twitter everyday was beyond disgusting. When Whoa tweeted that it was leaving to play poker it was obvious he is a man & Chins is a man. Same person.

    So at @LynnsChinsLLC. You are a complete utter ahole. You are always DMing people trying to pump information out of them. You make friends turn on other friends by lying to them. What you did to Soofi will cost you followers.

    Oh and by updating the stoopidblogger account making it seem like its Soofi is just obvious that it really is you. Nice how you deleted your Whoa account.

    People that use their brains do not BELIEVE you—I hope you choke on the Chin Cheese stuck between those 5 chins you have in real life.

    @LynnsChinsLLC –> U R a F**k**g loser. You’ve been losing followers for weeks now. Losing Soofi today gets your Chin gang to 1/2 its original members. You only had 6 to begin with.

    • Grace says:

      Funny, I have always thought ‘it’ was a man too. Whatever it is, it uses people then abuses them and throws them under the bus. The people that continue to follow it are misfits and need a leader.

    • I don’t really know these people, but just from what I saw today it looked pretty clear to me that Soofistar didn’t write that mystery blog. The explanation she wrote in her blog seemed believable to me, and the story the others came up with did not.
      But seriously… when you’re “friends” with JS and a person who’s entire account exists to harass a blogger, what do you really expect?

    • katie says:

      Am I looking at the wrong person? The one I am looking at has over 200 followers. How does jenn tie into this? Help

      • Intensity38 says:

        No, She’s @realityzen now.
        Everyone is following her to see what lies she is going to tell next.
        Bwaaaaaaahaaaaa!
        Yet, I could tell them something.
        If her lips (or her fingers) are moving. She’s lying!

  41. Master T says:

    I am the Master Troll!
    I have no heart or no soul!

    In and out with many posts
    then “poof” I’m gone just like a ghost!

    If I’m nice or I’m mean
    even somewhere in between,

    Someone will surely take offense, call me dense
    attack my parents!

    Nothing in life is ever safe,
    be it a dog or a log
    or a lowly little hobby blog.

    I have more personas then Cybil
    but I don’t quibble,

    I’m gone too fast, we never last!

    I laugh when you anger
    a repost I dont make…..

    Because you see, my personas are fake!

    Hard as you try, you’ll still never guess
    Am I him? Am I her? A He/She in a dress?

    Off I go into the night
    Shall I come back tommorrow to watch you all fight?

  42. I have something to say about the cake.

    But don’t laugh, this is serious.

    I think most of you will agree with the following:
    – It’s not inconceivable that someone on twitter would have a child who went to culinary school.
    – It’s common knowledge that people who go to culinary school are capable of making the kind of cakes you find in the store.
    – The majority of us here had no idea (most probably still don’t) of the story behind the cake. We just knew that someone was yelling about a cake and it was funny. But we weren’t laughing at the actual cake (most of us have never even seen it) or at anyone’s child.

    And in case there was any confusion: I do not believe that the cake was bought at a store.

    Does everyone agree? Everyone except the trolls? Ok, good.
    Sorry if anyone’s feeling were hurt.

    • ~Luvz Psyche~ says:

      I’ll step up to the plate…….
      (for my slice) 😉

      This newly posted comment re: The Cake,
      and others I have made……..including :

      “This just frosts me”
      “Let them eat cake”
      “Put the kabosche on this ganache”
      (trying to remember more…….sorry, just kaint)

      …….were posted (by moi) as an innocent ‘grab a piece and run with it’ kindah attitude; I meant no personal harm.
      I have laughed with the fun and the pun of ‘the cake’…..not your cake.
      I have not laughed at any person or persons involved……personally.
      I have not made a ‘shitty’ remark towards any one person involved,
      or their cake…..personally.
      In the future, any reference by me re: cake comments………will not be posted
      to cause personal grief towards any person.

      Definitely, nothing is directed in your direction…..directly.
      Best,
      ~L
      P.S.
      I’m sure this hasn’t been a cakewalk for you…….forgive us?! 😉

    • Sus says:

      I completely agree with RCH. For the record, I haven’t seen it but believe it was made how Patti said.

      I won’t be making anymore comments regarding the you know what.

      • Adgirl says:

        But it was so much fun! I never meant to make fun of the real mom & kid. I’m sure the real dessert was delicious and actually made with love by the kid.
        I can’t help it that it became hilarious because of the ridiculous reaction by You Know Who and her Gang of Bitchidiots. I mean who does that- except total fat butt losers?

    • TEB says:

      I never doubted that the cake was made (not bought). But as someone who never saw the interaction about the cake on Twitter- and only hearing it in small bits on a blog- it sounded pretty crazy to have so much discussion surrounding a cake.
      Patti- sorry if your feelings were hurt.

    • Intensity38 says:

      I agree with RCH about everything here.
      The gang, just jumped on the cake thing and took it places so low that it was absolutely sickening.
      I see now that they are all riled up about the Soofie situation so they have been quiet about most other things.
      I know Patti’s daughter is a baker and made that damn cake and I am so tired of them screwing around with it as it has gotten pretty childish which I know was the reason we were all fooling around on here.
      I know for a fact that Patti doesn’t even care about this anymore. In fact, she has been laughing at them b/c of all the attention they are giving her.
      I love it and can see the jealousy seeping through their tweets as they long for a relationship that she has with her husband of 28 years, Sunday and she is a great mom, something a few of them need to work on.
      So let them go! The cake thing is so immature and its not even funny, actually it never was.
      They all need to grasp their ears firmly and remove their heads from their asses!
      Love to you all!!! :0) Hi Patti, Happy Anniversary!
      So now the few of them go into hiding. Jerzyhootch

      • Anonymous says:

        Intensity, you are the most gracious lady and such a dear friend. Thank you for your kind words. xo

        • @Bravolebrity1 says:

          This is Patti! I forgot to write my name in the box on that message to Intensity. Sorry.

          • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

            Patti,
            We were never laughing at you but what I was laughing at was when people would ask “what the hell does cake have to do with JS?’ I saw the cruel remarks the Chins gang made on Twitter. I guess you didn’t realize that it’s o.k. to be cruel to you, your daughter, and Lynn on Twitter. Just don’t say a damn word about Jenn or you’ll be labeled a hater and an evil person. Know that!

      • Boy says:

        the cake was store bought there is a screen shot of “her” saying I’m going to the bakery to get sweets for Christmas I don’t feel like baking and we have nothing. Hope this clears up why the Yule Log “her daughter made” one BIG hilarious lie

        • WhiteTrashGal says:

          Are you kidding me? Really? In the history of bakeries and cakes, it’s unfathomable that a woman could go to a bakery for Christmas desserts and ALSO get a cake from her daughter WHO IS A BAKER?

          Jezuz, how stupid are you people? IT’S A FUCKING CAKE ALREADY! IT’S NOT THE HOLY GRAIL!

    • Boy says:

      love your blog love you and this JS blog has been a riot. No hurt feeling about the cake but a lie is a lie is a lie sorry

  43. MissHathaway says:

    And she’s baaaaaaack, with this lameass tweet:

    “Forgive us our trespasses. As we forgive those who trespass against us.”

    Why do con artists target churches? Churches are full of people who are trusting and who want to do good. And older people, who are more susceptible to cons.

    Hell, if a good number of us – Cynics Central – almost fell for the JS BS, can you imagine how those good people at Trinity Lutheran must be falling all over themselves to help that poor lady with the mean husband and the three adorable little kids?

  44. Loggy McYulecake says:

    I says NO MAS!

  45. jezzibel says:

    Schmackel is that some new kosher fish dish?

    • Damnert says:

      It is Yiddish for Penis. One of a few Yiddish words I know.

      As a matter of fact, because of this word(and I have JS to thank for this idea) I now have Yiddish listed as a second language on my resume.

      THANK YOU JENN !

      • jezzibel says:

        huh…my early morning non-caffianted brain thought it was a cross between shish-kebab and mackerel…serves me right to try and read comments before morning tea

      • MissHathaway says:

        Actually, it is schmekel. Not schmakel. And a very particular type of male appendage. You have your putz – the basic word, can also mean a jerk. Then you have shmekel, which is a putz after the mohel (the ritual circumciser) gets done with the deed. Though some people use it to mean “little putz” because circumcision is done on babies (usually) and of course babies have little ones. Then you have schvantz (no specific meaning that I know of). And then, believe it or not – the ever-popular “schmuck” which everyone uses today to mean an idiot, but really it means…putz, schvantz.

  46. tweeterlaura says:

    jenn’s halloween cake:
    http://yfrog.com/mwnzwaj
    break and bake?

    • Adgirl says:

      ok she did not make that herself. Where is my white marker so I can put a doo doo on it and make my avatar.

      • tweeterlaura says:

        of course she didn’t make the cake. although she alludes to it in her remarks. lets face it reality zen could not be any further from the truth. jenn’s entire web presence could not be further from the truth.
        the bish lies and steals. that is reality. zenful? ummm, don’t think so.
        but a great avatar with poo droppings, for sure. :)))

  47. amIstillbannedfromthisshithole? says:

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/02/16/945768/-UPDATED:-The-HB-Gary-Email-That-Should-Concern-Us-All
    Slightly off-topic article about creating multiple internet personas and the deceptive appearance of consensus.
    I’m just wondering how much all of this has to do with JS having a pissing contest with another blogger?
    Another blogger who for some reason allows her blog to maintain the false delusion that people are actually allowed to post comments there.
    (only the comments she allows to be posted-so why doesn’t she say so, instead of acting like she is any better than TWOP, or Bravo-blogs?)
    And yeah, I would post that there, but I can’t because I’m banned!
    Along with a lot of other misrepresentations.

    • Dont give Jenn any ideas. Please.

      And what is up with your name? I’ve never banned anyone. Unless you were the person that was copy/pasting the same comments over and over and over. When you do that your comments automatically get flagged for spam.

      • amIstillbannedfromthisshithole? says:

        No I did not do that.
        Do you have any word-filters set that auto-ban people?
        It is possible that Word-Press banned me from your site because I was banned on that other one, but your site, and that one are the only sites that banned my IP.

        • I never banned you or anyone.
          I check the spam every day because links (even though they should be allowed) and NeedAHobby for some reason always end up in there. I never saw anything from you in there.

          • Need a Hobby says:

            So that’s where I’ve been! lol! *waves*

            I had no idea. Just thought I drifted off into the ether and then *poof* I’m here. lol

            • No I fish you out of spam all the time! Lol. I don’t know why, but you end up in there more than anyone else.

              • Tuzentswurth Vanderbilt-Carnegie says:

                It is that canned meat thing, you know. It must be how she was raised.

              • Need a Hobby says:

                Hmn. Upon consideration, I suspect my email addy handle (which is perfectly innocent and not related to any extracurricular activities—yes I am just that boring) may have something to do with my being embargoed along with all the viagra, penile enhancement, and who knows what other spam that is locked up in there with me.

                Now that I know, I’ll probably get another email account to use here & see if I can avoid being locked up in the tank with the other undesirables. 😉

                Thanks for fishing me out. 🙂

                • Damnert says:

                  There issssss sooooooo many things going though my wittle screwed up mind right now *biting fingers*

          • amIstillbannedfromthisshithole? says:

            Well-maybe I’ll try logging-in but for some reason if I am logged-in, I cannot post on this site but other WP sites are fine with the exact same info.
            At one point there was a glitch where if you were banned on one WP, or labeled-as spam, it could make a person flagged as spam on other sites.

            You don’t have any auto-ban or word filters set?

            • The only auto-spam word is someone’s last name that some people kept posting.
              But even then, you can really “ban” anyone. The most you can do is make sure their comments end up in the spam box. But like I said, I check the spam at least once a day and clear out all the people who got stuck in there by accident, and there is nothing in there right now except ads for penis enlargements.
              Posts just disappear sometimes. Intensity had an entire post disappear when she pressed send the other day. But if it happens to you all the time then I don’t know what to tell you. It must be a glitch or something, but I don’t have any control over that.

  48. debbie says:

    Only now, after reading two blogs and 2226 comments, did i realize that the title of said blog is Jenneral Insanity. I just realized how general was spelled and had a good laugh all over again.
    Sad but true.

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