First of all, sorry about the play button in the middle of the screen caps, don’t try to press it, it’s not a video.
Well this episode was disappointing. It was basically the episode we already saw with a few minutes of new stuff added in here and there. You know, I’m almost ok with getting scammed into watching the same episode twice, but if Bravo is going to do this to us, they should at least do it before the reunion. I’m not going to re-re-cap the whole entire thing, so let’s just go over the new stuff.
So the first interesting piece of information revealed is that Faye brought up Camille doing Playboy in the limo before the dinner started. And Kyle’s response was “What.. I’m so scared…” Kyle knew. She totally knew and got caught off guard when Faye brought it up on camera. Kyle is shown to be a liar as we see that Faye was also the one who brought the subject up again in the limo on the way home. But, I still don’t hate Kyle. She lied, but it was to protect her friend. Sorry guys, I can’t get on that bandwagon just yet.
This isn’t new, but while the women were standing on the terrace having cocktails and Allison was bragging about having a tv show (which you can just tell makes her feel like she’s the most important person in the world) she says that the show is like a side thing for her and her real job is profiling serial killers. If any of you bought that load of crap you should read this. The serial killer that ends up with her on their case is one lucky guy.
They replayed the scene with Lisa telling Allison that she will watch the show some time. Then they played her interview: “Oops, it’s been canceled”. Lol. Still love Lisa.
As the women are talking in the kitchen Taylor explains that Allison is not a psychic, she’s a medium so that means she see’s things. Let’s clear stuff up here: Fortune tellers see the future. Psychic’s read minds. And Mediums talk to dead people. Allison seems to keep getting confused as to which one she is.
Once the ladies are all seated, Allison is going on about being bad since it’s girls night out, and she says “it’s good to be in control of your annihilation.” Awesome. I have no clue what that’s supposed to mean, but I can see us using that one in the comment section for a long time to come.
Camille interviews that Allison brought her fake cigarette as a courtesy because she didn’t want to sit at the dinner table and blow smoke. Ironic.
Bravo, for some reason, felt the need to add the clip of Allison accusing Kim of being drunk, and Kim claiming that she’s only drinking Coke (or doing coke?). They also made sure to play a slow motion clip of Kim bumping into the table on her way out. We get it Bravo! Kim has issues with her “state of mind.” Let it go already, it’s getting old.
We have a bunch of scenes of stuff we’ve already seen. Camille lying about doing the Playboy book of lingerie. Allison giving Kyle Camille’s reading. Allison telling people they have two legs the last time she checked, and then new interviews with the women wondering what exactly that means. Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but I kinda thought it was a tranny reference. Like maybe one of them had a “3rd leg”. Idk… don’t listen to me. I’m sure it’s was what Taylor said. That there were ghosts under the table cutting off people’s legs.
Lisa begs for a reading because she really wants to hear from her grandmother. Allison tells her that dead relatives find it offensive when you ask if they’re around because you should know that they’re around you. What?? Look, I loved my grandmother and all, but I sure as hell hope she isn’t spending the afterlife following me around. I prefer to think of my loved ones as sitting on clouds in Heaven, not stuck on earth without a body and having to communicate through people like Allison Dubois.
Camille tried to cover for Allison’s multiple completely inaccurate readings by saying she got confused and was getting hits from Camille because they were sitting next to each other. Give it up Camille. The show is canceled and her reputation is shit. Find another fake psychic friend.
It was interesting to hear Camille talk about how she was disappointed that Taylor didn’t stand up for her since she had been her “source of information” (KNEW IT!) and “warned her” about a plan the other women had to gang up on her in New York. It didn’t look to me like the other women were aware of this plan Taylor was referring to, and this totally validates my belief that Traylor Trash Big Lips is a pot stirring shit starter and all the drama this season was her fault.
DiDi also thought that Taylor was Camille’s friend but now realizes that she’s not. So Camille, DiDi, Kim, Lisa (and now probably Adrienne after the whole Godmother thing) all see through Taylor’s bullshit. Kyle is the only clueless one left. Oh Taylor, I hope you come back for another season. Your downfall is going to be so much fun to watch.
Allison said that if Camille were out of the picture the other women would turn on each other and feed one another to their children. Or just eat their children themselves. Very odd statement. As much as I can’t stand Taylor, I just don’t picture her taking a bite out of Kennedy… or anything else for that matter. She should really eat something now that I think about it.
It was nice to hear Adrienne actually have a real opinion about something for once and call Allison a mean girl, obnoxious, horrible, and distasteful. Lol.
Allison gives us another good line when she calls the other women “Garbage of rubies and diamonds. Garbage bins of jewels.” Where does she come up with this stuff? I guess that was supposed to be an insult, but I say: lucky them! My garbage bin has nothing but… well, garbage in it.
Allison does have very nice skin though. If all of our mean tweets hadn’t caused her to delete her twitter I might tweet her and ask what kind of face cream she uses. Whatever it is, she’s not sharing the secret with Camille or DiDi.
In the limo ride on the way home Faye shows everyone Camille’s naked pictures. Not Kyle, Faye. And it wasn’t an email saved on her phone like Kyle claimed at the reunion. Faye said that earlier she had been “pulling up all these pictures on the internet” which to me means that she was googling Camille. So, yeah, Camille maybe did have a right to feel like Faye was there to start problems.
Allison and DiDi seemed to get into a little disagreement over whether or not Camille can stand up for herself or if she needed Kelsey there to get all tough and manly and kick the women out. Allison says Camille can’t fight her own battles because she’s an angel and angels’ don’t fight. Is that how Allison got her own show? Serious major league ass kissing? DiDi maintains that Camille actually can stand up for herself. Allison says that if Kelsey had been there he would have kicked all their teeth out. For some reason I have trouble imagining Fraiser Crane kicking teeth, ass, or anything like that. I can however picture him ringing a bell to summon the Butler to have them removed from the premises.
And that’s about all there was from the directors cut. Nothing new really, except Faye showing the naked pics in the limo and a couple one liners from Allison.
I still think my version of the dinner from hell is better. But I’m biased.
I’m really disappointed that Allison didn’t take the opportunity to do the follow up interview. That would have been sooo good, and Bravo knew it. That’s why they’re pissed at her and decided to get in some little digs, like in the beginning of the show when Andy says “Bet Allison didn’t see this coming” and with the two little updates at the end:
AKA: See, it wasn’t editing. She really is a nasty bitch.
In other shocking news that was first displayed on Lynn’s blog but which I just now discovered: Faye Resnick is black? Check out her before picture and tell me what you think:
Everyone has to see this: http://wp.me/pWaBw-ry LOL