Wow, Chelsea really got on my nerves tonight. Adam doesn’t want to pay rent because he
is a dead beat loser already pays $300 a month in child support and he thinks that’s more than enough. If he has to pay rent too he’ll have to actually get a real job and that would cut into his xbox time which clearly can’t happen.
He manages to get the heat off himself my saying “Yeah well Megan doesn’t pay rent either”. Yeah moron, because Megan is a baby sitter, a partner, a companion, and a therapist all in one and she helps around the house. She earns her keep. What do you do besides play video games all day? Fucking loser. Oh.. sorry. That’s what I would have said if he had said that to me. But he didn’t. He said it to Chelsea, and she was like “yeah, you’re right Adam, you’re so smart and amazing, let me go run to Megan right now and tell her that she has to start paying rent.”
Adam wants Megan gone. He is slithering his way back into Chelsea’s life and he doesn’t need a voice of reason around the house putting ideas in her head about things like being “respected” and “treated properly”. So shit really blows up at the house because Adam is an ignorant douche and Megan wants Chelsea to stand up for her. But Chelsea can’t even stand up for herself, so I don’t really know what Megan was expecting. Megan packs up and gets the hell out of there because she didn’t have a baby with that scum bag so she see’s no need to put up with his crap. Chelsea sits in the kitchen bawling her eyes out (yet still refusing to do anything about the situation) as Megan’s parents help move her stuff out.
Once Megan is gone Chelsea cries in the bathroom and yells at her dad because… I don’t know… she has to yell at someone and it only makes sense to yell at the one person who always has her back instead of the asshole standing next to her who caused this entire mess. Adam stands there and pretends to care that Chelsea is upset while the cameras are on him. I love Chelsea’s dad, but he totally failed in this situation. He’s a fucking doormat. He needs to pull a Teresa Giudice on Adam’s punk ass and earn himself a little respect around that house. Violence is wrong, but sometimes it’s understandable.
Leah is still stressing over Ali’s situation while she waits for the MRI to tell them what’s wrong with her. In the mean time she has a physical therapist come to the house to work with her. Corey and Leah discuss their fears, and Corey reassures her that the baby’s health problems are not her fault. It was cute watching Corey explain that they need to teach Ali’s brain how to move her legs. Aww. I love Corey. And the whole “redneck family photo” they took in camo gear… Adorable.
Corey is the total opposite of every other guy on this show and actually enjoys having a family more than hanging out with his friends. He is thinking about the future, and he wants a son. Leah says no more kids unless they’re married, so he decides to make it official and goes ring shopping. And unlike when Gary bought Amber’s ring, he didn’t ask the salesman what the return policy was.
Kailyn doesn’t want to keep trying to make things work with Jo anymore, because it’s just not working. But this time she decided to break the news to him in person instead of sending a tweet or updating her facebook. Congrats Kailyn, you’re learning how to communicate like a human being. Her and Jo met to talk in an empty parking lot at night, pulling their cars up next to each other like a couple of drug dealers.
Jo’s parents decide to let Jo and Kailyn move back into the house. Jo’s dad said that the fight was between him and Jo and he didn’t actually kick Kailyn out of the house. It would have been nice if he had called her and let her know that before leaving her homeless for 3 days. So anyway they’re all back at Jo’s parent’s house but Kailyn wants to move out on her own and take care of herself. That’s admirable. But Jo is not happy about that, and Kailyn’s need for independence is going to cause all kinds of problems next week.
Barbara finally did something that wasn’t completely horrible and filled out the necessary forms so that Janelle can get financial aid for school.
Janelle figures that since her mom signed the papers she must not completely hate her, so she decides to stop by the house. I found it interesting that she rang the door bell instead of just walking in even though the door was open. Barbara came to the door and the first words out of her mouth were “Whadda ya doin here?” Gee… I don’t know Barbara, maybe she’s there because she’s your fucking daughter and she wants to see her son! After a moment of consideration, she decides to let her in. Barbara, being the nice person that she is (ain’t she nice?) actually invited Janelle to Jace’s first birthday. Janelle bought him a mini 4 wheeler (not exactly age appropriate – but she’s trying) and of course Barbara has a problem with this. She told Janelle that there is no point to buy presents for babies because when they’re older they won’t remember it, so she should return it and buy him a silver cup instead. Huh? I think Barbara just wanted Janelle to buy him something she could pawn for beer money.
Next week Corey pops the question, Janelle’s life is still a mess, Chelsea is still Chelsea, and Jo takes a page out of Adam’s book and sends Kailyn verbally abusive text messages.
Jo was arrested for being under the influence of marijuana (That’s actually a charge? How could that ever be proven?)
Ratings information for Teen Mom, RHOBH, and other shows. (Spoiler: The dog show got better ratings than RHOBH.)