Andy asks Camille if she really thinks Kyle is jealous of her. She says no and apologizes to Kyle for saying that. Kyle doesn’t accept the apology and says that the only reason Camille is apologizing is because the blogs made fun of her for saying that. Camille isn’t sorry, it was a nice PR move, but I don’t buy it.
Camille then blames Kyle for ruining her reputation by calling her delusional. She takes no responsibility for the fact that she actually acted delusional. Kyle gives Camille a break and says that she doesn’t think Camille is a liar, she believes that Camille believes that she heard the things she claims Kyle said. But Camille can’t accept that. She still continues to insist that Kyle said that no one would be interested in her without Kelsey. She just can’t let it go!
Kim finally stepped up and recounted the conversation she heard between Kyle and Camille. Thank you! Geeze, it only took her how many weeks? I wish Andy would have asked her “Seriously, now was that so fucking hard?”
Andy asked Camille if there is something, anything at all she is willing to own up to without blaming it on her divorce. She almost took responsibility for saying that Mauricio cheats on Kyle, but then backed out and blamed it on Allison. She tried to pretend once again that she was really just saying that Mauricio is a friendly guy, and what’s the problem with that? After Andy and Kyle both called her out on the fact that she is full of shit, Camille finally admitted that she might have possibly meant it in a negative way – maybe. And then she blamed editing for not showing her charity work.
Camille finally admitted to something and said that it was stupid of her to compare herself to Jesus. This caused all the women to laugh. While Kim was laughing she put her hand on Camille’s arm and Camille kinda brushed it off.
We finally got to hear about what happened between Lisa and Cedric. Apparently Lisa has some skeletons in her closet and after Cedric moved out he threatened to tell her secrets to the tabloids unless her and Ken paid him a certain amount of money. It was a serious enough extortion attempt that Lisa and Ken filed a police report.
They showed some clips of Cedric and what he’s been up to since moving out of the Vanderpump home. He said that Lisa doesn’t have any long time friends in her life and all the people around her are new and not real friends. There may be some truth to that, but when you start your life over in a new country I don’t really know if that is an avoidable situation. He also made a comment about how Lisa woke him up every morning and he had to go to the gym with her listen to her talk. He sounded like he expected people to feel sorry for him having to do this. I’m sure that during those times Lisa believed that he was sitting there with her because he wanted to spend time with her and didn’t know that he was just pretending to be interested in order to get a free ride. Even when Cedric was defending himself he still came off looking like a total user.
It seems as though Cedric felt devalued and disrespected by Lisa and that the dynamic between them caused resentments, and I actually do get that. But if Cedric wanted respect and wasn’t content in being Lisa’s little pet, then he shouldn’t have been living in her house rent free and allowing her to pay for everything. Cedric may be a con man, but he clearly isn’t a very good one. He would have gone a lot farther in life by staying on Lisa’s good side.
Taylor feels the need to add that all the people who want to sell their stories to the tabloids are the people who really know nothing. Shut up Taylor. Implying that Cedric knows nothing about Lisa after living with her for a year and a half and knowing her for 15 years is not helping.
Next we talk about Taylor’s fake marriage and watch her fake cry. I don’t feel bad for her. She chased down and married a man who wasn’t a good personality match for her just for his money, and now she’s miserable and blames him for not becoming the person she wishes he would be. You reap what you sow bitch. That’s all I have to say about Shannaconda Traylor Trash Ford-wanna-be Armstrong. Her crocodile tears mean nothing to me.
Taylor was obviously getting drunk between takes because she laughed way too long and hard at that one, and continued to laugh too loudly at pretty much everything the husbands said from that point on.
Camille is still refusing to admit that it’s weird to kiss Nick on the lips. She took a page out of The Teresa Giudice Guide To Life and blamed her bad behavior on being Italian. When all the ladies were asked if they would kiss their husband’s friend on the lips, they all said no. Taylor said that she would kiss Kyle on the lips. Shut up Traylor! Andy said “We’ve already established that.” He sounded annoyed. I don’t think Andy likes her either.
Ken joked about only having sex with Lisa 3 times a year and I still can’t tell if they’re being serious or not. I want to know! What do you guys think? I mean… he is old, and there are a lot of issues that arise (or fail to) with age. He also discussed how much he hates Cedric for taking advantage of them and for using Lisa’s feelings towards him to get a free ride for so long. I love Ken and Lisa’s relationship. I think they are my favorite Real Housewife couple. 30 years… damn that is a looooong time. And they still seem so in love.
Adrienne and Paul have a pre nup. Obviously. No one else does. We know Camille didn’t. Lisa said pre nups didn’t exist when she got married in the 1800’s. Taylor obviously doesn’t have one because that would have defeated her purpose of marrying Russel for his money. Kyle doesn’t have one because her family connections got Mauricio his job so she will definitely be taking half, but they don’t seem like they’ll be getting divorced any time soon. Kim may have had one because she married some rich men and she doesn’t seem very well off.
The husbands leave and Andy asks Adrienne if she wants to hook Kim up with one of her single brothers. She was like “Uhh… well you see… um… the thing is….”
I’m sure Adrienne’s brothers are banging 20 year old show girls in Vegas. They don’t want an ex child actress with a thousand pounds of emotional baggage and an “alleged” drinking problem. And that was about all their was of Adrienne in this reunion.
They replayed the footage of the final fight between Kyle and Kim. Andy tried to ask Kim some questions about that night but she said that she’s trying to move forward and doesn’t want to discuss that night at all. It’s frustrating, because I really want to know about the house comment, but I guess I can respect Kim’s decision to remain quiet… since I have no other choice.
Andy kept pushing, but neither her or Kyle would spill any details. They both cried while refusing to tell us anything and it’s clear that there is a lot of painful history between the two of them. Kyle eventually asked Camille if she could switch seats with her and went to sit next to her sister. Taylor was not happy about that.
Andy asked Kim about her past as a child actress and asked if she had regrets. She said no. Kyle added that not everything Kim said about paying for their life was accurate because their father was successful and Kyle herself was also an actress. Kim looked down when Kyle said that, and I imagine she was thinking “Yeah Kyle, the money you earned playing a younger version of ME and your role as an extra on Little House on the Prairie wouldn’t even have paid for the gas in the convertible I bought you.” I believe that Kim says and does her share of hurtful things as well. I just think that Kim had the good sense to keep their personal problems personal, and Kyle did not.
Andy asks Kyle about her “alcoholic” comment. She declined to talk about it. Kim didn’t say anything. So basically, their silence would be a “yes”. Kim does have a problem with alcohol. That’s the conclusion I came to from what wasn’t said.
Then Andy turned to Taylor and said “You started the fight.” And she acted like “Whaaaa? Whooo? Me?” The way Taylor tells the story is that she wanted to talk to Kim, and Kim jumped up and started arguing with her. No Traylor. That’s not how it happened. Not at all. She throws Andy off track by once again bringing up Kim’s “state of mind” and Andy totally fell for it and let Taylor off the hook.
Andy looks at Kim and asks her point blank if she has a drinking problem. Forget that Taylor just lied her bony little ass off. Let’s talk about Kim’s drinking. Again. Kim doesn’t deny it, she just repeats that she doesn’t want to talk about that night. She’s not going to admit to being an alcoholic, okay Andy? Who cares? Make Taylor admit that she’s an instigating shit starter!
So Taylor got away with pretending that she didn’t instigate the fight that night. Kyle wasn’t asked if she feels bad for jumping into the fight and assuming that Kim was the one at fault. Kyle wasn’t asked why she expects Kim to take her side when she argues with Camille but she doesn’t take her side when she argues with Taylor. Kyle wasn’t asked how she feels about the fact that all the drama she’s been involved in this season was started by Taylor. Andy sucks as a moderator! If the point of these reunions is to watch the women tell blatant lies and not be held accountable then why am I even watching? Stick to your day job Andy Cohen!
Andy eventually gave up asking Kyle and Kim to talk about the fight and moved on. They hugged each other. Kim told Kyle she loves her. Kyle said nothing. After the break Kyle was back in her original seat next to Taylor. I thought it was weird that Kyle didn’t just stay next to Kim.
Now we get to talk about the dinner from hell. My favorite episode! I was hoping they would bring out our favorite electronic cigarette smoking psychic as a surprise guest, but we were not so lucky. Camille says that the whole night made her uncomfortable. That’s a lie. Camille got an obvious thrill out of all the drama. Lisa said that she saw Camille move the drinks away from Allison, but I don’t see that as a valid defence of anything. She knew that Allison was going to get nasty if she drank and she served her super sized extra strong drinks all night. Once Allison was good and drunk and causing the drama Camille had hoped for, she inched the drink away so that Allison had to reach a little further to pick it up. That does not make Camille look any better in my opinion. That dinner went exactly the way she had planned. The only thing that didn’t go as planned was the fans reaction to her, and that’s why she is now backtracking and semi-apologizing.
Camille says that she didn’t like the vibe Faye gave her when she walked into her home. They played footage of Camille and Faye meeting, and it didn’t go exactly the way Camille described it (does anything ever happen the way Camille thinks it does?) Faye was nice and didn’t look away from Camille the way she claimed, it was actually Camille who looked away from Faye. I will admit that there is something a little off with Faye’s smile, but I would attribute that more to the massive amounts of plastic surgery she has had on her face than an attitude problem.
Camille insists that it wasn’t hypocritical of her to call Faye morally corrupt for doing playboy when she herself did porn. Though she will admit that it sounds hypocritical when you say it like that. Yes, when you say it exactly the way it is, it does sound hypocritical.
Camille accuses Kyle of looking at her porn pictures because she was trying to set her up. Kyle says that Camille thinks everything is a set up (which seems to be true.) Then Camille accused Kyle of calling her delusional. Kyle says that she didn’t call her delusional (and she didn’t.) Camille says “but you just said that I think everything is a set up.” At this point Kyle gets all tongue ties and speechless before finally asking “didn’t YOU just say it was a set up?”
This is the point at which I would have walked across the room and gone all Nene Leakes on Camille’s ass. She is such an infuriating person. I almost stopped hating her so much by the end of the season, but now I can’t stand her again. There is no better word to describe Camille than “delusional”. She also has a real inability to let things go. How many times have her and Kyle talked about the Hawaii conversation, made up, and moved on? I hope Camille doesn’t come back next season because I imagine it will just be more of her obsessing over Kyle and the things she says.
Andy went around and asked the women if they have any regrets. The only thing Taylor regrets is saying Oklahoma. Unbelievable. I hate this bitch. Camille says that she has a lot of regrets, and she apologized to Kyle… but I’m not sure what she’s apologizing for since she refused to admit to any wrong doing. So which is it, Camille? Is Kyle a bully who ruined your reputation or not? I would think that if Camille truly believed the things she said about Kyle that she wouldn’t have apologized to her.
Kim says that she doesn’t regret doing the show because she made some great friends. I assume she can only be talking about Adrienne because I don’t think anyone else in that room likes her. Taylor must have been fuming to see Kim getting so close to Adrienne who is a very important rung on her social climbing ladder. I would be willing to bet that Adrienne and Taylor aren’t so close anymore after this season.
Here are some entertaining tweets that were sent to Taylor:
I sent a tweet to Paul:
And this was his response:
Transplanting your own hair kinda defeats the purpose, so I guess I will have to invent a different way to get permanent hair extensions.
Cedric was on E! News.
He said that Lisa and Ken are only pretending to be a really tight couple. He also said that he only lived with them for 6 months and that a lot of situations and the way he was portrayed were exaggerated for the show. He called Lisa insecure. I find that hard to believe. Things like that tend to show through on the screen no matter how hard you try to hide it. Case in point: Camille. He said that Lisa felt threatened by him because he knows a lot of secrets about them, but that he’s not the kind of person who would go around telling, and he said that he never tried to blackmail Ken. He also stated that he has never slept with Lisa because she’s a woman and he never slept with Ken because he is too old. That was about all he said. If he does know any juicy secrets, he’s not telling them.
Well that’s it for the Beverly Hills ladies. We have the lost footage episode next week, but those always suck so I’m not really looking forward to anything there. I will be happy to finally get some relief from the nightmares Taylor’s lips have been causing me and to move onto my all time favorite ladies: The Real Housewives of New York, although it sucks that Bethenny won’t be a part of it. Jill really thinks that this season she is going to turn her reputation around, and I can’t wait to see her freak out on twitter and blogs as her plan totally fails.