Wake Up Call
As she closes the book on this season, Taylor reflects on the good times, the less-than-good times, and the good that came from it all.
Our season has come to an end. We have had so much fun together (I don’t think Kim would agree) and yet we have hurt one another too. (The only ones hurting people seemed to be you and your buddy Kyle) Watching the reunion was very emotional. (You mean you didn’t laugh the whole way through?) Seeing us all together revisiting the struggles made me sad. (You mean the struggles YOU caused?) I wish there had been a montage of all the funny times and the laughter (I’m glad there wasn’t. We’ve seen enough of your annoying laughter and gaping pie hole for one season.) so you could see how much we enjoy one another as well. (I don’t think anyone except Kyle enjoyed you, and her “uh oh” moment will come)
Kim and I got off on the wrong foot from the beginning. (Because she saw through your bullshit) I wish I could turn back time, reach out to her, and take the time to understand her better. (I’m sure if you had understood her better you would have tried harder to hide your fakeness from her) I am sorry for arguing with her and for allowing myself to get so frustrated that I said things I didn’t mean. (You meant everything you said. If you didn’t, you would have owned up and apologized at the reunion) When she and I spent time one on one, I enjoyed her company, (No one to stop you from going Oklahoma on her ass?) and it was obvious that we could be friends. In a group setting, things just seemed to go wrong. (Because you can’t deal with it when she tells the truth in front of others) If I could take back my part in that, I would. I can’t, so, I just have to live with that regret. I am sorry, Kim. (Sorry for what? You still haven’t admitted to any wrong doing) I wish you happiness and I look forward to putting the past behind us (I would too if I had a past like yours) and building our friendship. (Whatever gets you closer to your crush Kyle, huh?)
Thankfully, Russell and I are working on our communication and spending more time together… (Poor Russel) without our Blackberrys. (Don’t want him to see all the horrible things people are saying about you online?) This experience allowed us to see that we needed to refocus our attention on our marriage (taking a break from scamming?) and work on being there for one another. (To back up each other’s lies?) We are spending more quality time together having just returned from two weekend getaways and we will be heading to the Superbowl this weekend. (The Superbowl is certainly my idea of “quality time”) The show gave us a wakeup call and for that, we are thankful. (I can’t wait for the wake up call you’re gonna get next season. It’s gonna be GOOD)
I made wonderful memories with each of the ladies while filming The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (Stirring up drama with Camille, threatening Kim, lying about Adrienne, getting on Lisa’s nerves, and kissing Kyle’s ass. Great memories!) And, although the cameras have stopped rolling, our friendships and our lives continue to grow and develop. (I’m sure these relationships are not going to end up developing the way you had hoped. Find a Godmother for Kennedy yet?) I look forward to more laughs (easy to laugh when you’re tipsy all day) and more moments with five women who will always hold a special place in my heart. (Oh please, we all know you don’t have a heart.)
Thank you for watching. I hope you have enjoyed it. (I enjoyed watching Adrienne totally bust you in your lies!)
All my best to you. (Screw you bitch)