The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Reunion Part 1

The very first question of the night was from a viewer who said that the women’s plastic surgery doesn’t make them look young it makes them look deformed. Lol! Awesome. And so true. But Andy directs the question towards Lisa. It clearly should have been directed towards Taylor or Adrienne before anyone else. Adrienne wanted it to be known on the record that Paul is not the one who does her plastic surgery. I can only imagine that his business dried up after everyone saw her plastic face plastered all over their tv screens and this is her attempt to do some damage control. Even if Paul isn’t the one who messed up Adrienne’s face, he clearly hasn’t done anything to fix it. And he was the one who helped Taylor mutilate her face even more. So as much as Paul seems like a nice guy, I won’t be using his services any time soon.

I loved the viewer who wanted to know if any of them know the price of a gallon of milk. That was cute. Kyle took a guess and was wrong. Taylor totally knew the answer but was pretending not to in order to fit in with the other women.

Andy asks Taylor if she thinks $60k was a waste of money to spend on her 4 year old’s birthday party. Taylor says that it wasn’t because everyone had a great time. No one brought up the fact that the birthday girl didn’t have a great time and spent the day hiding and crying. Lisa says that spending that amount of money was ridiculous and Taylor gave her a real nasty look.
Daggers in those eyes!

Andy asks Camille about the comment she made that her apartment in New York was too small. She said it was because Kelsey needs his own space. Lisa made a joke about needing space because of the mistress and Camille laughed. She laughed! But she expects us to feel bad for her? Nothing about this woman seems honest or genuine to me. Like I’ve said before, there is way more to her marriage and divorce than what we were shown. I believe that we were shown what Camille wanted us to see, and not the truth.

They play scenes of Camille and Kelsey as their marriage fell apart. Adrienne tears up while watching the scenes, but not a drop from Camille.

When Andy asks Camille about the comment she made about being busier than the other women she cites her divorce and her children as two things that caused her to be extra busy. No one asked how busy you can really be with 2 kids when you have 4 nannies or how exactly a divorce causes you to be busy. Nothing Camille says makes sense to me.

When asked why she called Faye morally corrupt for doing Playboy when she herself had done soft core porn Camille explains that she was hurt because Faye showed naked pictures of her to the women in the limo after her dinner party. Ok… but if Camille hadn’t brought up Faye doing playboy in a malicious way and instead had been polite to her, then maybe Faye wouldn’t have gone out of her way to look for naked pictures of Camille and prove what a hypocrite she is. Camille is so irritating. I almost don’t even hate her anymore. I’m just annoyed by her. She really is fucking delusional and I just don’t care about anything she has to say.

A viewer asks what it means to “Go Oklahoma” on someone. Taylor totally refuses to own up to anything. Kim brings up a good point that Taylor is all anti violence and yet she was very quick to threaten Kim with violence. Taylor’s only defense is “But I didn’t do it.” Well technically, if you read any domestic violence website, abuse is described as threats of physical violence even if you don’t touch the person. So what Taylor did could technically be considered abuse. Since she works so closely with domestic violence charities, you think she would have known that. Taylor backtracks and tried to say that she wanted to take Kim out back and give her a lesson on manners. Lol. Okaaaaay, suuuure. Everyone knows what “take you out back” means, whether you go Oklahoma on them or not.

When it’s clear that Taylor can’t talk her way out of this one, she tries to deflect the attention by bringing up Kim’s “state of mind.” She looks over at Kyle and asks “Should we bring up her state of mind?” and Kyle just looks down and doesn’t respond. I wish Kyle would have said “No, it’s non of your business so stay out of it.” For as real as Kyle claims to be, she sure is getting faked (as Kim put it) pretty easily by the fakest one of the bunch.

I also love how after they played the clip of Kim telling Taylor to go blow up her lips some more she started sucking her lips in. I bet she thought those lips were sooo sexy and was hit hard by the comments from everyone when the show aired. She actually looks better here. She should suck her lips in more often.

Andy asked Kim who she thinks Taylor really is and I WISH she would have said “Shana Hughes“! That would have been awesome. But instead she stumbles over her words and fails at making sense. I think she was trying to say that Taylor is fake and changes her personality depending on who she’s hanging out with at the time and isn’t really loyal to any of her friends. But it didn’t come out that way at all and Taylor twisted her words to make them sound like a compliment.

I don’t know what was up with those looks Taylor was shooting at Kim, but she was saying something with her eyes for sure.

Andy asked Lisa about only having sex with Ken twice a year. She kinda made a joke about it and I’m still not sure if it’s true or not, but I really want to know. They seem like they have a strong marriage and I think Lisa should share the details with us. She’s probably saving it for a book.

I love when Andy asked Lisa if she had any poor friends and she said “Yes, you Andy.” Lol. I also love how Lisa said we have people of all colors working with us, instead of for us. Smart girl. When asked if she was jealous over Kyle and Taylor’s relationship she said that she’s not jealous, just irritated by the way they behave. I have to agree with her on this one. I also find it incredibly irritating. Especially because Taylor seems to be over exaggerating the hand holding and the touching purposely to piss off Lisa, and Kyle is just totally oblivious to it. The more Lisa commented about it being annoying the more Taylor held her and touched her.

Calling her “jelly” was only adding to Lisa’s frustration. That word annoyed me even more than the hand holding. It was so immature. I felt embarrassed for Kyle watching that scene. Kyle needs to open her eyes and see Taylor for what she really is. When your best friend and you sister are both warning you about a person, that should be a big sign. I just don’t understand how Kyle could watch the show and still not see it. The whole drama with Camille was caused by Taylor. The fight with Kim was caused by Taylor. And now Taylor is getting between her relationship with Lisa. She needs to get herself away from this fish lipped grifter.

Then Andy wants to talk about the Camille and Kyle argument. I honestly don’t even want to hear it anymore. Nothing is going to be resolved here and it’s just going to be the same argument we’ve already heard so many times. Camille, once again, changed her side of the story. This time she said that Kyle asked  “Why are they shooting you without Kesley there” instead of “Why would anyone be interested in you without Kelsey there.” This new story makes even less sense than the original one.

I believe what Kyle says because her story makes sense to me and Camille’s doesn’t. Camille then tries to say that Kyle ruined her reputation by calling her delusional, as though she acted totally normal during the show and millions of views think she’s delusional simply because Kyle said it. That’s kind of a delusional statement in itself.

Kim tries to call Taylor out AGAIN for stirring the pot in New York but we still don’t get a real answer from Taylor. She just kinda brushed it off like “Oh, well I didn’t mean to do it” and everyone lets it go. I wish Kim or Lisa would have really stayed on it and brought up the fact that Taylor clearly repeated the airport conversation to Camille because she was deliberately trying to create conflict between Camille and Kim.

Kim explained why she didn’t want to get involved in the fight between Kyle and Camille. She said it was because they are all Kyle’s friends, not hers. So if she gets involved, then she’ll have a problem with Camille, and the next day Kyle and Camille will make up and be friends again but Kim will still be on the outs. I still think she should have spoken up, but I see where she’s coming from a little more now.

Next week the husbands come out and we get to hear about what happened between Lisa and Cedric. Apparently is was really bad because Lisa and Ken both seemed very emotional over it. We also get to hear about Kim’s drinking problem and it looks like Kyle switched seats to be next to her sister – where she should have been in the first place instead of next to that shit stirring fish faced freak. Who else hates Taylor more than Camille at this point? I do.

 

 

And I want to give a big MAZEL to Tuzentswurth for becoming a granny to a brand new baby girl!!! Congratulations! 😀