Teresa Can’t Sell Tickets To Her Stupid Class and RHODC

The ticket prices for Teresa’s Learning Annex class have been dropped from $50 to $19.95. LOL. The Learning Annex also writes Bullshit Blogs apparently.

This is from TheLearningAnnex.com:

Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey TV Star!

Teresa Giudice is a best-selling author, (I would like to see proof of those numbers) TV star (that is a very liberal use of the word “star”), and successful businesswoman (the only thing she’s been successful at is laundering money. Oh wait, she wasn’t even successful at that) not to mention a great cook (LOL! I’d pay money to see her actually cook something!) , and a mother of four (Ok, that one is true, although I still have my doubts about Gabriella).

In her Learning Annex seminar, moderated by Popeater gossip columnist (and habitual liar and fabricator) Rob Shuter, Teresa will tell you how to have it all (they mean how to steal it all). Whether you want to get on a reality TV show, write a book, start and run a business, change careers, this inspiring evening with a woman who has 377,000 online followers (actually she has 134,427 followers) will get you going in the right direction. (directly to prison)

Teresa will talk about marketing yourself, dealing with difficult people, (and who better to talk about dealing with difficult people than the most difficult person in NJ?) working with the press (tilt your head, smile, and play dumb) and she will share juicy details about what goes on behind the scenes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. (Only details that make her look good and others look bad, I’m sure).

Teresa is a hero to modern women (BWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!) because of her fabulous style, her positive attitude (positive attitude? I think it’s more severe denial than positivity), and her effusive love for her family. Even in the chaos of childrearing, working, and filming a television show, she still makes time to make homemade meals. (Bullshit!)

Section A – 1/10/11
Midtown Manhattan
Jan 10, 2011: 07:00PM – 09:00 PM
Section Price: US $19.95
Instructor: Teresa Giudice

Some of Teresa’s tweets:

Who wants to bet the special guest is Gia?

Also, it doesn’t look like The Real Housewives of DC will be coming back for another season. I don’t really care one way or the other. If they don’t come back, fine. If they do, I’ll make fun of them in my blog. Either way is fine by me. But some people want them to come back and are starting an email campaign. I’m being lazy today, so I just copied and pasted this from Lynn’s blog. Blog theft! I will patiently sit and wait for the proper authorities.



Dear Andy Cohen,

I think I speak for thousands and thousands of fans of The Real Housewives when I say,
“We want DC back!”


We haven’t heard any rumblings on Twitter or Facebook about a new season of The Real Housewives of DC and we want a 2nd season!!!

We miss Mary and Rich, Rich’s crazy “Simon-like” pants, we need to see more of his wardrobe and who can’t wait to see more of Mary’s drunken’ integrated salon suggestions? Come on!!!

Now that Lynda has admitted to being an ex-pot smoker, she’s become more interesting than ever! Lynda’s children were barely shown, we need more Lynda and Ebong!!! Ebong never got a chance to pay Tariq Salahi back for throwing a glass of wine on his lady — .. Come on Andy, you know we have to see Ebong in action.

Staci and Jason Turner’s story was just getting interesting as Staci prepares to travel to Nigeria to meet her father, we want Bravo’s cameras there to catch all the hugs and tears! Jason’s penis measurement apparatus has to warrant a little bit more air time, right?

What about Cat? How is she coping with being a DC resident all on her own going through her divorce, releasing a book and raising two beautiful girls? Ok let’s face it, there’s a whole lot of controversy in Cat’s corner — We want to Watch What Happens — .

Those crazy Salahi’s ruined the show, screwed up the ratings and they weren’t those characters that we “Love to Hate” like some of your other housewives, we just hated them. Imagine what could have been without those two!

I’m sure you can find a whole lot of interesting DC Housewives, just go to Chevy Chase and find those housewives carrying dog poop bags around town, you know, the ones that Cat described.

Here is an email that I received Mr. Andy Cohen, this is what fans think —

“The stars of DC were treated unfairly from the get go. The timeline was fudged by the production company. The polo event was faked with Pakistanis, not Indians and the production company allowed that. They should be fired, not the stars. The Salahis did hijack the show, but the production company was complicit from day one.

They were awful about showing their camera people too. Totally unprofessional.
I think the fault should be directed at the production company and the stars should get a second chance. It is unAmerican to do less than this.”

You don’t want to be Un-American, do you Andy?

From Qunicy IL:

“Real Housewives of Washington DC “A Place of Yes”

Washington, DC, is a city that belongs to all Americans. Let us experience our capital city through the eyes of real women in a real city.
The first season of the Real Housewives of DC was a fabrication. Do not walk away of the opportunity to show us what living in Washington, DC, is like because of one couple.
Suggestions for the new show:

1. Let the cast have input as they are the people who really know DC.
2. Do not insult political figures.
3. Show us the cityscape and let us imagine living in our capital city as Bravo has done
in NYC and BH.
4. Show the commonality of the American people.
5. Help someone… charities…education…arts…. museums….
6. Add more African American women to the cast
7. Allow the DC real housewives to play tennis and enjoy life…like other shows
8. Fire that production staff. They allowed a lot of the fabrication to take place. They did a really poor job with the production end showing camera people all of the time too.
9. Take the BH production people and stick them in DC for filming.
10. Show us the international city that Washington has become by allowing interaction of the cast with foreign women.

Washington DC is a “Place of Yes.” America needs that more today than in the recent past. Ask Bravo to say, “Yes.” to Washington and America!”

Look at all of the posts on my blog in support of The DC Housewives and a second season! Read the Tweets, Mr. Cohen.

In all seriousness, let’s make this happen! Email Andy Cohen, send him a Tweet, post on his Facebook, we want DC back!!! Our Nation’s Capital deserves another chance!

Twitter: @BravoAndy
Facebook: Andy Cohen
Email: andysblog@nbcuni.com

Until Next Time….

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80 Responses to Teresa Can’t Sell Tickets To Her Stupid Class and RHODC

  1. You Know Me says:

    Do the people (person) who bought tix at $50 get a refund? I might consider going to it if she paid me $50 and car fare? I know I could give you a lot of good stuff for a blog…. I could ask some really good questions too. I hope if any ones does go they post about it here or on twitter so we can find out how many actually showed up for this. something tells me we will see an announcement tomorrow that it has been cancelled.

    • I doubt you’ll be able to ask any real questions. I’m sure they’ll all have to be approved beforehand. I reeeeally want to know what kind of business advice she is going to give though!

      • Justtomakeulaugh-bkaAMIA says:

        lol if they were approved b4 hand i would be the person to change the question. he he.
        so disappointed the auction was canceled i was gonna go for real. only needed a refundable deposit of $300
        BUT I’d never go to the annex & contribute her making $$ when she won’t pay ppl THEY owe. I seen to many ppl’s business go under b/c of ppl like her & Joe. .
        They won’t even pay the fertility Dr. that helped knock her up. This was b4 they filed. B4 the show aired. So don’t say they can’t pay no one what ever the law is. I have morals.

    • Humbruh says:

      My money is on it being canceled, too . The reason for the cancellation will be BS as well. Even if they gave me car fare & $20 at the door I wouldn’t go to this mess.

    • Tuzentswurth says:

      I can’t imagine anyone that reads here would be going.hahahaa

    • Golden Girl says:

      I wonder if the people who paid full price get $30.00 back too! Thanks RCH for another great blog.

      • WaxDiva says:

        GG: I’m commenting even though the class is over re payment for Tree’s class: for anyone who may be reading this and paid the full amount for the class… FYI: they have to call Learning Annex and request the difference for a refund; they won’t automatically credit your cc card…

  2. Read Lynn’s letter earlier this week and I’m surprised that she is campaigning for their return. There really wasn’t too much there. Anyway, the Real Housewives of Miami should fill the void left by the RHODC.

    • Daisy says:

      Agree. Not going to waste a minute watching a season 2 here. The Salahi’s used their doodoo on that show.

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        I will not view a season two of RHDC – even without the lying duo returning – just not that interested in the rest of the ladies. Do agree the husbands/boyfriend were more interesting than the wives. Not every franchise has to continue and this is one goat rodeo that I can pass on.

    • Justtomakeulaugh-bkaAMIA says:

      Rich Amons did do an interview for her, I bet that’s why & she is loyal to HER FANS, w/o them she wouldn’t be where she is now. They asked her too. I’m sure you would too if your fans asked you too. Sometimes you gotta go that extra mile for ppl. Like penny just did too lol. I read your blog and got ppl to read it too. So if i got you 1000 viewers & asked you to write a letter to Cohen fire Teresa wouldn’t you do it lol? I bet you wouldn’t need me to ask you though, but just an example.
      lol love the production co. got busted right handed staging the police escort. What were they thinking? It’s DC where the President lives. When something is filmed like that & a major NO NO U bet they are gonna investigate. Just sucks b/c it makes the Salami’s look good, and some may doubt their KNOWN and PROVEN things they did.
      Please ask the adorable Australian girl if Jill ever sent her copy of her book after what she has done for her & update us.

      • Waxdiva says:

        The little Aussie girl is now 18 and considered an adult… just some trivia… Anyway, no, she did not get a book. And, I’ve changed my opinion of the Aussie girl. I thought she was a naive kid who would grow out of her adoration for JZ. Unfortunately, she has become more of a zealot in her worshipping of all JZ is and does. IMO, she’s a lost cause… and she didn’t even get a damn book!

    • captaincarebear says:

      Yeah, my neck of the woods. I could definitely trash the peeps of Miami. It’s a wild, wild place. Not that I would know of course. 😉

  3. ann marie says:

    I’ve ask Rob several times exactly what is Theresa going to teach us and he’s yet to reply? This maybe was a 1/2 good idea before the last reunion show. She is a freaking shrew! I am totally embarrassed that she is Italian?
    I’ve also asked her to reveal that while she does not “employee” daily childcare for her children, she does have the old school Italian mother and mother in law that are there DAILY to care for her children as well as tidy up the house and get dinner going. How do I know this…I’m Italian, when I had my children my mom moved in for the first two weeks. Enough said? My daughter had a baby 2 years ago that I care for 3 days a week while my daughter works. beside caring for the baby, I do their laundry, tidy up the house, get dinner going. Difference here is, my daughter NEVER says she does it by herself like Theresa claims to. This woman is a joke and is more unstable than Danielle is. Give me a break – Learning Annex?????

    • you know me says:

      She has plenty of help: its been mentioned more than once that she has her mother, mother in law, publicist who does her twitter/facebook/blog/email/fabulousioisoisususnesses and an assistant who is always with her and helps with kids too!!!

      A NJ Judge recently ruled on this. They are liars.

    • Justtomakeulaugh-bkaAMIA says:

      Is this Rob Person the one who is flaunting Kim G around? The one who got a pic (like every American can do if they pay) w/ Pres. Obama & out on his website something like “gets celebrity interviews even with the pres.” meanwhile no interview?? i can’t remember the exact words so plz 4 give me. The guy who she texts and bought shoes with for the kids but made an ass of her as?
      It’s kinda a relief to not be reading about Hanna here only b/c it’s put a damper on my mood.. BUT I’m not done yet. I thank YOU RCH & everyone who got involved by sending an email to info. provided by RCH, or made calls and JUST GOT INVOLVED AND DID THE RIGHT THING instead of just sitting back and nodding their heads in shock, disbelief and anger.

      I have letters in to PETA asking them to come down on the sheriff publicly for YOU KNOW HANNA’S COUSIN the ENABLER preventing animal rescue groups, Animal patrol in the past for taking action for non-farm animals well as we know now all animals by law and onlu acting when camera’s were involved to make his self look good. We could all call the sheriff and say mean things but he’ll just laugh and won’t do no good.
      We need a big voice like PETAto bring attention & let the prosecutor & judge know. By all means though feel free to write the judge & prosecutor in the case.. 🙂
      So you all know Marion Animal Control who was there isn’t even in Hanna’s jurisdiction. I googled and found out. I also heard from a little birdy that Johnson Co. Animal Patrol who does have jurisdiction wouldn’t step up to the plate t b/c they have been threatened before by the sheriff that if they get involved they lose their job. I can tell you that I know ppl that live in Ill. how i got this info. I will have more news about this later. I have been up all night getting info. together and finding out new facts. Ppl think I stick up for Lynn, mess with an animal & I’ll really bring you down lol. Sad.
      P.S. Who ever left the comment yesterday who said , “Tell them F them and the horse they rode in on” first part is fine but not the horse.. 😦
      P.P.S Oprah, you all have to remember when that did happen w/ the meat thing Oprah wasn’t as big as she is now. he took Dr. Phil advice. lol if you all remember Dr. Phil bragged that when he went to see Oprah they told him to have a seat and after waiting 5 minutes he started to storm out and said “Hell with this I’m not waiting I’m not the one being sued” That’s what oprah thinik wow this guy means businesss.
      P.P.P.S. remember the show where PAWS put a bill board up for Oprah and said “Please do a show on Dog factory’s” <- can't remember the name they are called I'm so tired. It's where they breed puppies and can care less about the mothers & have them in gross conditions & have 100's & sell them to pet stores.. I'm so tired. (not known as small breeders either)

      But she did and remember that she vowed to never buy a dog from a breeder again and only adopt from shelters. She did! The adoption rates rose by 35 % and her first puppy she did adopt died from parvo. I give her credit she didn't give up & go back to her ways and adopted again from the shelter. She she admitted her ignorance on the issue and privately donates to many shelters now more than ever. Let's be nice. lol she means well.
      RCH thanks for doing the blog you did b/c if you haven't I wouldn't of never known about the episode. I refuse to watch hoarders for many reasons.

  4. tweatcyn says:

    Poor Tre, she sooooo wants to be Bethenny. I can smell her rage and desperation all the way over here in California. She’s a rutting grunting pig. Nobody wants to be that animal Teresa.Almost sold out my ass. That’s another lie designed to create false scarcity.Nice try.

  5. Terry says:

    I’m the nay-sayer. Sorry about this folks. Those DC women weren’t all that interesting.

    The only installment that had me on the edge of my seat was one of the reunion shows — the one in which the Salahis were interrogated. It was fascinating to watch the Salahis lie and lie and lie and to do so when there was so much evidence against them. I found it mesmerizing that they seemed OK with everything and were even feeling vindicated. That’s some delusion!

    Actually, I’m not sure what that particular thing was. To lie in the face of evidence and believe you’re coming off as sympathetic and believable, well, holy clams, I just don’t know what that is.

    The Salahis are clearly sociopaths: interpersonally exploitive, prevaricating, opportunistic, and so forth. That part was easy to figure out. But the delusion was something I’ve never seen before.

    And again, sorry, but the other housewives were just meh. We all know people like that: a little drunk, a little mean, a bit show-offy and so forth. So: meh.

  6. Tam5115 says:

    I’ll flip a table on Teresa. Prostitution whore… liar and thief nineteen times!

  7. CAgirl says:

    My $$ on T’s “special guest”–it’s a rare appearance by her forehead.

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  9. Candace says:

    I’m looking forward to some fresh episodes. Bravo really wears the hell out of it’s reruns, with the result I have to turn it off while waiting for something new.

    Anyone think dirty T will throw a few punches, or go speechless with anger prior to another screaming fit?

    Will Gia be told “no” once in her life? Is Milania still a hirsute little brat?

    Enquiring minds want to know.

  10. WindyCityWondering says:

    Whether Teresa has anything remotely interesting to say is moot. People who bought tickets are going to see the freak in person. Now the ticket price has dropped…..how will those who paid full boat feel – cheated? foolish? stoopid? Hope the Learning Annex has learned a lesson.

  11. justanothermary says:

    I’ve been on Lynn’s blog and WSL is going to the “class”. I would actually love to go but am very dissappointed that the questions will be screened. If this miserable excuse for a human being truly had something worthwhile to say she wouldn’t need someone to run interference for her.

  12. gypsygirl says:

    someone should go and pretend to want to ask a nice lovey dovey question and then when it is their turn they ought to unleash on the uneducated moron and ask her questions like— did you acknowledge your nephew? is it true Joe sleeps with strippers? how long did it take you and your juicy hubby to launder all that money? and when making pizza, how exactly does she make her dough???? Bet she studders and gets mad and grunts out a few curse words either way she will look like the ass she truly is. This bitch so needs to be called out, can’t stand her.

    • I thought about that. But I bet the questions will have to be submitted beforehand and Rob is going to read them off a card.

    • WaxDiva says:

      I know of at least two Tree-haters that will be there. Very nice people, who will attempt to make Tree address her bankruptcy issues… IMO, it will be set up so that Rob is the buffer between the ‘adoring’ fans and their questions. The mystery guest will also appear to take the heat (and questions) off of Tree. The rep I spoke with at the Learning Annex had no idea of who the mystery guest will be… they’re keeping it a real mystery!!

      As I commented below, this class is definitely going to take place. I’m wondering, however, if she would have the nerve to do the class via Skype???

  13. Valentinne says:

    Teresa doesn’t have the nerve to go through with such a high profile gig after all of court problems. I’ll bet it gets cancelled.

  14. AngryOldMan says:

    I can’t imagine this would get canceled for 3 reasons:

    1) Teresa is greedy (needy) and would never leave money on the table
    2) Teresa is shameless and common decency would never prevent her from doing anything
    3) Teresa is greedy (needy) and would never leave money on the table

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Teresa does not see herself the way others see her – she really believes she is all that and fabulicious too! She will be there and the environment will be very controlled to minimize her unbelieveable ability to make an ass out of herself.

    • Hi Angry!
      Haven’t seen you around in a while. Glad you’re still here!

      • AngryOldman says:

        Thanks RCH – glad to be seen! Just lurking and checking out your recommended websites as well as Stoopid’s which shares the same attitude. And you’re dangerously close to getting me to watch Hoarders. Dangerously close.

  15. Just got off the phone with Learning Annex… the show will go on… read more:


    • Tuzentswurth says:

      I went to your site, then to the learning annex, they would take an order for 70 tickets! Sounds like they hold 100? I couldn’t get the page to refresh for 80 tickets though. $20 apiece+ a registration fee they pile on…it was $385 for 70 tickets.

      • ~Luvz2011~ says:

        Nice sleuth’n …….~Tuz

        Caroline and Jaq were in nyc on a double-date so maybe they stopped by to sell rotten tomatoes and bracelets. :-/

  16. car54 says:

    I don’t care if the DC people come back or not—the only half interesting (in a stupid way) was all the Salmi stuff–the rest of them were a snooze. If they come back they need better casting.

    Professor Theresa…..snort……

    Bethenny is doing this too—she is on a tour–coming here to Lowell MA–to speak—her tickets are $75 a seat—and there is some higher priced ticket where you get to meet her.

    I really like Bethenny, but jeez she is on TV or in some magazine every week–I can’t think what I would pay $75 to hear her say that I haven’t heard already.

  17. glued2it says:

    I can see Teresa, face scrunched up, saying to herself “Annex? Annex? I’ve heard that word before….”

  18. Periwinkle says:

    Hmmm, Naughty But Nice Rob says:

    @Teresa_Giudice rock the Learning Annex! Another Housewife said hecklers were in the crowd & made her nervous! Not true & Not nice.
    about 8 hours ago via Twitterrific

    Anyone know who said that?

  19. cdnfillie58 says:

    Taking this opportunity to say Happy New Year RCH…you are one classy, action taking kinda girl. I so would love to worship at your feet 😛 (I think)
    Seriously, keep up the excellent work, you are a treasure.

  20. Adgirl says:

    Homer Simpson: Canada? It that thing still around?

    Lisa Simpson: Yeah dad. It’s that country just like the US except there’s a whole in the middle where they put all of the French people.

  21. Salish says:

    Hey guys do any of you frequent tumblr? Anyhow I follow Melissa Beck, she used to be on The Real World New Orleans way back when. She posted this tidbit today.

    cute trivia

    The earth is still on its axis, people. I took Justin Beck and Daryl Palumbo of Glassjaw fame to Alex McCord and Simon VanKampen’s apartment in Brooklyn for a New Year’s Eve party co-hosted by my friends Brad and Christian. The previous sentence is a real sentence. It’s not a Choose Your Own Adventure sentence. Oh no, a real sentence. If you’re not on the page and you have to Google any of the names above, this post has already lost whatever potential it had to make you laugh chuckle on this late Monday afternoon. Also, you need to watch waaaaay more television.

    And those mother fuckers (JB + DP) mingled! Ain’t that some shit?

    Happy New Year (all late and stuff).
    Her husband’s name is Justin Beck and he’s the lead singer of an alternative band called glassjaw. I think its great they partied with Alex and Simon! haha

  22. Salish says:

    Sorry about that above post, it was pretty off topic but I finally had some housewives news to share!
    Melissa’s tumblr link is

  23. WaxDiva says:

    Tree did a short interview before her Learning Annex class:


  24. Waxdiva says:

    RCH: What’s going on witchu girl??? Where’s the funny??? I, among others, am waiting!

    In the meantime, Danielle’s show is a GO:


    • Tuzentswurth says:

      I know! What with the holidays and the interruption by Hanna the horrible, we missed a recap of BH last week. Now we have another episode yesterday and next week, the season finale. I think RCH has grown bored with us and we are suffering the fate of Camille. *sigh*, we’ll probably be the last to know and get blind-sided.

      • WaxDiva says:

        Tuz: Maybe she got snowed in up der in da Canada, eh?? Maybe she got ‘mind-tapped’ by Alli DooBwah-haha and she’s waiting for her next command from the Bwah? Maybe she can’t find her sunglasses (she needs them to write)?

        Hope we find out soon!!!

      • Sangfroid says:

        No, no no!
        We must stop asking for jewelery, mansions, designer clothing and entertaining blogs
        We must be amusing, topical and brilliant,
        and then, just maybe, she will come back to us.

        Or does she already have “the other blog”

      • Need a Hobby says:

        When last seen, RCH said she’d arrived in Toronto. Maybe she’s touring the country…. Could be in a road company of Uncle Vanya or maybe she ran away from home to join that traveling fight club thingy she watches on the TV.

        Knew a kid once who plotted her escape from home so she could run away and join the roller derby. But that was back in the day when the Bay Bombers ruled. But that’s another story.

        I’d get into it, but I just noticed RCH has appeared just in time again to interrupt another of my brilliant scams ideas. Curses, foiled again.

        Oh, & did I ‘hear’ someone say “donuts???” (Sometimes my inner Homer Simpson just comes out.)

        Welcome back, RCH! 😉

  25. glued2it says:

    It’s all them Tim Horton doughnuts she’s been scarfin’ down. Her little fingers are too fat now for her iPhone.
    (Never! Just teasin’…and waitin’…and waitin’…)

    • Lmao.
      I had just stopped at Tim Hortons right before I read this comment. Luckily I’m on a desk top, so my fat fingers can still type! Lol.

      I’m watching the episode now!!
      Don’t freak out people! And to whoever was feeling bad for Camille – don’t. I’ll set you straight in my recap. Don’t worry.

  26. Tracy (w/out an 'E') aka mscarp says:

    Sigh…it’s true isn’t it? We’ve been dumped for a younger, prettier blog. I just knew it! Maybe if we go kiss on your friend, Lynn’s, blog on the mouth, right in front of you, you might be persuaded to see how charming and nice and generous we really are and come back to us with your tail between your legs. I mean, it worked for Camille…oh shit, wait. Nevermind. 😦

  27. car54 says:

    Juicy Joe was arrested today at their house for obtaining a fake Drivers License using his brother’s ID.

    His own DL of course, is still suspended.

    Maybe Teresa can go on Oprah’s network show “Prison Wives”…..celebrity version.

  28. rhwaddict says:

    Hey real city hw! love your blog…sorry if this is off topic but wasn’t sure where to post…..do you or anyone else reading have any idea what happened between dina and Caroline Manzo??? When she left the show they seemed to be on great terms and now it appears (via twitter, etc….lol) that they don’t speak, but I have not been able to find any press about this at all….did I miss something?? I cant be the only one to pick up on this. thanks!! xo

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