The ticket prices for Teresa’s Learning Annex class have been dropped from $50 to $19.95. LOL. The Learning Annex also writes Bullshit Blogs apparently.
This is from TheLearningAnnex.com:
Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey TV Star!
Teresa Giudice is a best-selling author, (I would like to see proof of those numbers) TV star (that is a very liberal use of the word “star”), and successful businesswoman (the only thing she’s been successful at is laundering money. Oh wait, she wasn’t even successful at that) not to mention a great cook (LOL! I’d pay money to see her actually cook something!) , and a mother of four (Ok, that one is true, although I still have my doubts about Gabriella).
In her Learning Annex seminar, moderated by Popeater gossip columnist (and habitual liar and fabricator) Rob Shuter, Teresa will tell you how to have it all (they mean how to steal it all). Whether you want to get on a reality TV show, write a book, start and run a business, change careers, this inspiring evening with a woman who has 377,000 online followers (actually she has 134,427 followers) will get you going in the right direction. (directly to prison)
Teresa will talk about marketing yourself, dealing with difficult people, (and who better to talk about dealing with difficult people than the most difficult person in NJ?) working with the press (tilt your head, smile, and play dumb) and she will share juicy details about what goes on behind the scenes of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. (Only details that make her look good and others look bad, I’m sure).
Teresa is a hero to modern women (BWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!) because of her fabulous style, her positive attitude (positive attitude? I think it’s more severe denial than positivity), and her effusive love for her family. Even in the chaos of childrearing, working, and filming a television show, she still makes time to make homemade meals. (Bullshit!)
Section A – 1/10/11
Jan 10, 2011: 07:00PM – 09:00 PM
Section Price: US $19.95
Instructor: Teresa Giudice
Some of Teresa’s tweets:
Who wants to bet the special guest is Gia?
Also, it doesn’t look like The Real Housewives of DC will be coming back for another season. I don’t really care one way or the other. If they don’t come back, fine. If they do, I’ll make fun of them in my blog. Either way is fine by me. But some people want them to come back and are starting an email campaign. I’m being lazy today, so I just copied and pasted this from Lynn’s blog. Blog theft! I will patiently sit and wait for the proper authorities.
AN OPEN LETTER TO ANDY COHEN:
Dear Andy Cohen,
I think I speak for thousands and thousands of fans of The Real Housewives when I say,
“We want DC back!”
We miss Mary and Rich, Rich’s crazy “Simon-like” pants, we need to see more of his wardrobe and who can’t wait to see more of Mary’s drunken’ integrated salon suggestions? Come on!!!
Now that Lynda has admitted to being an ex-pot smoker, she’s become more interesting than ever! Lynda’s children were barely shown, we need more Lynda and Ebong!!! Ebong never got a chance to pay Tariq Salahi back for throwing a glass of wine on his lady — .. Come on Andy, you know we have to see Ebong in action.
Staci and Jason Turner’s story was just getting interesting as Staci prepares to travel to Nigeria to meet her father, we want Bravo’s cameras there to catch all the hugs and tears! Jason’s penis measurement apparatus has to warrant a little bit more air time, right?
What about Cat? How is she coping with being a DC resident all on her own going through her divorce, releasing a book and raising two beautiful girls? Ok let’s face it, there’s a whole lot of controversy in Cat’s corner — We want to Watch What Happens — .
Those crazy Salahi’s ruined the show, screwed up the ratings and they weren’t those characters that we “Love to Hate” like some of your other housewives, we just hated them. Imagine what could have been without those two!
I’m sure you can find a whole lot of interesting DC Housewives, just go to Chevy Chase and find those housewives carrying dog poop bags around town, you know, the ones that Cat described.
Here is an email that I received Mr. Andy Cohen, this is what fans think —
“The stars of DC were treated unfairly from the get go. The timeline was fudged by the production company. The polo event was faked with Pakistanis, not Indians and the production company allowed that. They should be fired, not the stars. The Salahis did hijack the show, but the production company was complicit from day one.
They were awful about showing their camera people too. Totally unprofessional.
I think the fault should be directed at the production company and the stars should get a second chance. It is unAmerican to do less than this.”
You don’t want to be Un-American, do you Andy?
From Qunicy IL:
“Real Housewives of Washington DC “A Place of Yes”
Washington, DC, is a city that belongs to all Americans. Let us experience our capital city through the eyes of real women in a real city.
The first season of the Real Housewives of DC was a fabrication. Do not walk away of the opportunity to show us what living in Washington, DC, is like because of one couple.
Suggestions for the new show:
1. Let the cast have input as they are the people who really know DC.
2. Do not insult political figures.
3. Show us the cityscape and let us imagine living in our capital city as Bravo has done
in NYC and BH.
4. Show the commonality of the American people.
5. Help someone… charities…education…arts…. museums….
6. Add more African American women to the cast
7. Allow the DC real housewives to play tennis and enjoy life…like other shows
8. Fire that production staff. They allowed a lot of the fabrication to take place. They did a really poor job with the production end showing camera people all of the time too.
9. Take the BH production people and stick them in DC for filming.
10. Show us the international city that Washington has become by allowing interaction of the cast with foreign women.
Washington DC is a “Place of Yes.” America needs that more today than in the recent past. Ask Bravo to say, “Yes.” to Washington and America!”
Look at all of the posts on my blog in support of The DC Housewives and a second season! Read the Tweets, Mr. Cohen.
In all seriousness, let’s make this happen! Email Andy Cohen, send him a Tweet, post on his Facebook, we want DC back!!! Our Nation’s Capital deserves another chance!
Facebook: Andy Cohen
Until Next Time….