Hello! I’m alive and I’m not stuck on some highway in a snow storm (I know some of you were wondering). I’m very sorry for the absence and the missed recaps. It’s just a really crazy time for me right now because this is the one time of year that I actually do things for charity instead of just giving money. Things have been going good for many of the people in my life, so that has enabled everyone to give more and in turn I am now doing more this year. So I apologize, but I just haven’t had the time to blog.
Also, one of my fingers was involved in a kitchen knife accident (while watching Dexter of all things) so I’m typing with one hand and haven’t washed my hair for 3 days. But on the bright side, while the doctor was examining my finger and promising me that my skin will eventually grow back, I decided to get Botox and he did it for me on the spot! It hurt a lot more than I thought it would and I’m convinced he injected a brick of concrete under my skin. But other than that I guess it’s ok…. It’s stopping me from making my wrinkled frowny face that I make when I’m mad, or tired, or frustrated, or confused, or concentrating, so that’s good. I made the doctor promise he wouldn’t give me Danielle Staub eyebrows and he said if it happens all I need is one injection in another spot and it will bring them down again. So that means that all the women with the scary McDonalds arch eyebrows have them on purpose. I thought it was an unfortunate side effect or something.
I’m working on a Beverly Hills recap for you now (I know, I know, I said that before and didn’t do it – but this time I mean it!) but things are going to be a little slow around here until after the holidays. I love everyone who reads this blog and I miss bullshitting with you all in the comments. In happy news my ghost appears to be gone, but the relatives are still here…. you can’t win them all I guess.
Congratulations to Lynn on her first celebrity interview! Listen to the podcast here: http://j.mp/eQhe7x
Where is a photoshop of someone’s head exploding when you need it?
Real Old Housewife is having a holiday party and everyone is invited: http://thereallyoldhousewivesofmanateecounty.blogspot.com/2010/12/fun-twitter-holiday-activities.html
Mickey Mouth did a video of NeNeisms Lol: http://mickeymouth1.wordpress.com/2010/11/21/neneisms/
If you didn’t see it yet, read about our lil monkey friend spassing outside of the court room. I hope Bravo was smart and got it on camera!: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-inside-teresa-giudices-courtroom-drama-husband-says-im-tired-tv-sht