As many of you know, I recently signed up to write for Yahoo’s Associated Content.
This was prompted by a certain someone’s rant about paid professional writers vs crappy hobby bloggers who don’t have assignment desks or byline’s.
(Original story here – warning: slow loading time)
I love a challenge, and it’s not like I have anything better to do so I signed up for AC and guess what? Now I have an assignment desk and a byline of my very own.
So as I complete my “assignments” I figured I would post them on this page for anyone who is interested in reading them. I’m going to stick this page to the top menu so it’s easy to find, but there is also a feed on the right menu that will show new articles as they are published.
I’m currently at clout level 4. My goal is to get to 10, and possibly win some of those fancy awards along the way. But of course no award will ever be more important than my hobby blogger award. I am doing this mainly because a certain someone acted all superior and I’m just trying to prove a point… I also have too much time on my hands.
If any of you write for AC or decide to start writing, please post your links in the comments so we can read your articles too!
My AC Articles:
A New Jersey Thanksgiving Poem
The Many Faces of Phaedra Parks from Episode 7
The Many Faces of Phaedra Parks from Episode 8
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Slide Show Recap – Episode 8
Where to Buy Winter Fresh Farm Food (with my own anti-factory farming agenda thrown in)
Recipes:
Recaps: (These are the same as the recaps I post here – except without the curses and the pictures…. so really there is no point for any of you to read these. But here they are anyway.)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 6
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 8
UPDATE: Fried Banana Recipe
UPDATE : Losing Weight in 2010
Top 10 Unusual Holiday Tech Gift Ideas
UPDATE: I have just been accepted as a “Featured Contributor”. Woo Hoo!!
I only have 5 levels and 3 awards to go before I can tell Jenn to SUCK IT. Lol
UPDATE: The Meaning of Christmas (RCH version)
realcityhousewife.wordpress.com 
CONGRATULATIONS….We knew you could do IT….
diva
WOW! A real byline! How does it feel to be a professional writer and not a hobby blogger? What do you win when you get to a 10??
You win a little circle with the number 10 in it displayed on your profile page. Very prestigious.
How exciting!
Oooh lookie! I was visited by the thumbs down bunny!
Somehow the two words I used ” How exciting!” were offensive to someone, or perhaps my name or quilt offends. Color me perplexed and yet somewhat amused.
I will thwart the rascally rabbit and stick a thumb up for you!
Awww thanks 🙂
Don’t page views contribute to the attainment of levels? If so, I would encourage all to view the entire RCH oeuvre at AC/Yahooooo.
Remember, every time you read a jingle, you set the cosmos all a tingle.
As above, so below; as within and without.
Keep reading and give
our home girl some clout.
OM.
Need a Hobby, seems like you could write a pretty good holiday jingle yourself. Will we be following you on AC/Yahooooo anytime soon?
I am surrounded by genius and artistes
The rhyming thing is insidiously contagious…sorta like yawning. 😀
You’re a poet
And I didn’t know it!
‘RCH oeuvre’ clap clap clap
RCH she sure do shine
She has her very own byline
A suggestion on AC recipes: could very well be my limited grocery store knowledge, but sometimes the recipes mention something which perhaps isn’t known or known by different name in other areas.
Example: Sausage/Mash Pot said ‘club house’ dressing. I love finding new ways to make everyday foods, so I’ll probably eventually try them all
Why you guys don’t have Club House seasoning?
well, not that i know of, but then someone in another post talked about Western dressing, and I’ve lived most of my life in either Texas, Montana or Washington state, so you never know…
Americans do not have Cheerios, either. What are they?
shhh…love to mess with Canadians
hahaha good one!
You guys ALL crack me up …and I needed it, thanks, love the poetry below too!
That was me that mentioned Western dressing. Meg couldn’t find it in Florida or Alabama either and had never heard of it. It’s made by Wish Bone…so I don’t know why some parts of the country do not have it.
http://www.wish-bone.com/dressings/1436/western-original.aspx
I’ve never heard of Club House seasoning.
Hi there, isn’t that interesting, this is what I mean by ‘local’, I have it written it down so can look for it next time at a grocery store. Thanks!
The reason Meg can’t find the dressing is because she only shops at the Walmark!
Just kidding Megs!
I got intrigued by Club House seasoning and it appears that it’s a subsidiary of McCormick’s. So, we do have Club House in the US! Only it’s called McCormick’s…
http://www.clubhouse.ca/en/products/list.aspx?Seasoning_Mixes&id=3da8f821-efc2-456f-b410-b042011e36cf
Ah so that explains it. Thanks for the info, good to know.
Waxdiva thanks! Learning, learning. There are a lot of flavors, so does it matter which one is used?
Food Manufacturers often have regional food items in their lines that appeal to certain areas of the country but do not sell well nationally. Sometimes they create a separate line with those items and tailor the distribution to the regions that will buy. You will see that with dressings, mayo, even ice cream. I worked in the food business for years, so I had to learn all about that stuff.
That is so odd. We’ve had Western dressing here for many years. In fact, you seldom see regular french dressing in restaurants anymore. It’s usually “western style” french.
I’ve looked all over and can’t find Barbarian Cream.
Good job. I wonder how long it will take before she says anything else? lol
Now Zenn Jenn will protect you from the Hobby Bloggers, as one of her peeps!
Oh yeah didn’t she say something about peers and giving respect?? I think I have some respect to be collecting soon. Lol
Honestly, this whole AC thing is so frustrating. There are so many bugs on that site it’s ridiculous. About 1/2 the articles I’ve written never got published bc it does this thing where the article gets stuck and all the buttons disappear and you can’t go back or forward or save. You have no choice but to exit out and start all over.
I wrote to Yahoo about this problem but no one ever responds. It’s a real mess over there.
Awesome, thanks for creating the feed, I can be sure not to miss any articles.
Yeah
Clout 10 before you know it, you are so funny, you deserve an award. I would give you an award just for all the times you have made me laugh.
kiss my big fat ass, zenn jenn! who’s the “professional” now, you putz! yay, RCH!
Pretend she is Poland and dress up like a Nazi and INVADE.
If you seriously get a higher clout rating than her, I want Dina to go up to Canada and do a Project LadyBug event with you too. She can even bring her trollies. Oh wait. She is the trollie. nevermind.
Actually, when (not if) your cloat rating goes above hers, she should have to put her YouTube back up and unlock her blog. I’m so “oh wellsies” missing the episodes of grandeur for “realsies” and for “suresies” 🙂
Will you still associate with us lowly hobby bloggers or should I expect to be blocked on twitter and banned from commenting on your blog.
I am surprised you allow comments on your blog. I thought professional bloggers blocked commenting.
I suppose I can’t be truly professional until I block comments and start acting like a snob.
Btw, funny story – Jenn is always like “My article is in editing” or “My editor sent my article back, I need to make some changes” and it sounds very professional when you say it like that. But “editing” that 5 minute waiting period after you click the “submit” button before your article is published. I don’t even think anyone actually reads them. I think they have a system that scans them for curse words and the correct format and either accepts or rejects. I had something sent back once because I didn’t have the minimum amount of words required. But it all happens too quickly to be read by actual people.
That’s just so sad.
Keep up the good work, calling out people on their BS and what not!
LOL – you need to stop telling us the trade secrets. It all sounded so important before, and now I’m beginning to think that Hobby Blogging with open comments is actually HARDER than AC writing. Hmmm – maybe you’re the REAL writer and Jenn is the imposter.
I know it did all sound so important – until I started actually doing it. I remember when “byline” sounded like a fancy word. Lol. I’m starting to think that calling yourself a professional writer on AC is like calling yourself a professional relationship counselor for answering love questiones on Yahoo Answers.
*snort*
RCH you need a Dateline now – that’s the location you a”reporting” from. So it could be “Dateline livingroom sofa” or “Dateline Starbucks on 7th & Vine”.
Where does the Dateline go? Would it be after the byline?
-RCH
Dateline desk in my kitchen
Will we need to log in to read your ‘product’ and to comment? Will we need secret passwords and codes?
Yay!!! Good for you!!! You will be awesome!!!
Very good job, RCH! Why is it I feel has if I have just been to a parents/teachers conference?
I am very proud of your progress and I know you will continue to continue to do a great job on AC. If you need any days off I can supply you with a please excuse note…Your Cyber Mom, Sardonica
p.s. I hope you do not want a new car or a big BH diamond upon graduation from A.C.U.
I thought I would dread it
But I have to give you credit
You have your own byline
and it took you no time
Make me want keep a rhymin
But my oven it’s a chimin’
Have to feed the hubby
And hope he don’t get chubby
Gots me all the jitters
Just logged off of that Twitter
etc.
ahhhhh no , Sardonica has been infected by the
pernicious and insidious rhyming virus.
She is becoming as lyrical as Miley Cyrus.
Cover your eyes and run
or you’ll be the next one
and of that I am not desirous.
I’m turning everyone into poets! LOL
Lovely poetry! You should sign up for AC too! What was the twitter drama? Is it over?
hey RCH, proud to know you… sad that some don’t know about Club House seasonings though..maybe we should start a little online business 😛
I thought the States had everything. It never occurred to me that we would have something they didn’t. Except poutine. Have you ever tried the roasted garlic and peppers seasoning? I’m currently obsessed with it. I will be putting it on everything for about another couple months until at which point I will get sick of it and be disgusted by the sight of it.
ok, I’ll bite, what is poutine?
Really? French fries with gravy and cheese (usually cheese curds but I just saw it with other cheeses) on top. Yummm. Not so much actually. Mainly a French Canadian fast food item.
this is all faciniating, hey RCH maybe you can do an AC on regional grocery items, seems from the blog is quite a variety, even just the words
Here I go again, uh, what are cheese curds?
Are cheese curds the same as cottage cheese?
Oh we have cheese curds where I am… absolutely! Chunks of cheddar and mozzarella that are usually breaded and deep friend. although as a part of poutine, which we do not have, I wouldn’t think you’d want them breaded?
I live pretty close to the border and years ago when I worked for Perkins, all the Canadians wanted gravy on their french fries. 🙂
We don’t have universal health care either.
They don’t have crunchies, smarties, or many other types of chocolate bars either.
LOL!!! I do that too! It is with food now that I am older. It used to be with boys. I’d be so in love, and then the sight of them would irk me and literally almost make me hate them.
LMAO
It was Tilapia tacos for me last year.
They were serves with hot peppers and onions and a cilantro mayo on a soft tortilla. Heaven!
I craved them constantly
Now I can’t stand the thought of them.
Congrats to a fellow Professional. After that business I tried it too. Not very hard. I wrote a couple of articles one about the war of bloggers and one on vacation nightmares. Check them out:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6030770/when_exactly_is_the_vacation_supposed.html
and
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6030722/the_war_of_the_words.html?cat=2.
Keep up the good work. Us professionals got to stick together. HA!
I left you a comment.
I enjoyed your vacation story. 🙂
As did I, so very different from my city & suburb childhood.
I loved them 🙂 Read them when you posted them on twitter ! Good job !
Left comments on both and tested the name entry place thing?? I enjoy experimenting with the beast, errm , I mean the internet magic box ‘o snickers. Good job, Kota… clap clap clap
Loved your vaca story, LOL. I can completely picture you all screaming through the monsoon :-).
RCH- you should start doing 16 and Pregnant recaps, methinks a a certain professional blogger would go bat$hit crazy.
Actually…. I’m going to start doing Teen Mom next season. Lol. I used to read a certain professional bloggers recaps, but now that I can’t read her stuff anymore (principals, ya know) I think I will have to start writing my own.
Congrats!! i can hear the Brenda Starr Typewriter keys pounding out the top stories…the PAID stories….Associated Stories!!!
wow…a byline.
now, I am being silly…due to that other silly chic….
but I am not surprised you have a byline! You have a hobby blog!
teeheee
both I am sure are fabulous!
I know the RCH is awesome and you keep me laughing daily….on RCH and the up your hair.
us girls, Love you and just think its cool you GRADUATED in to bylines…
is your byline going to have a comment section/
just wondering because “some peoples bylines dont” and that is irritating.
smiles and smooches
Yes I will always have a comment section!
Great job RCH!! You are an awesome writer and I can always count on you for a good laugh!
😀
I’m so proud of you! They are publishing your stuff right and left. Keep up the excellent work.
Here’s mine. So far I’ve earned a whopping 3 cents. 😉 Does this mean I’m a “professional blogger” now, or do I need to earn at least a nickel?
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6034374/try_this_at_home.html?cat=51
What the heck? Did we pick the same subject? I want my 3 cents!!! LOL I’m a contributer!!! Ha ha Level One. Wonder if I’ll keep on bothering with this. Ya never know…
Guess it helps if I put the link, duh-oh.
Hey, if anything else, whatever we scrounge up on AC we can always use as mad money on the internet. 🙂
http://www.luxist.com/2010/11/30/real-housewife-kim-zolciak-lists-her-georgia-townhouse-again/
KimmieZ is selling her Crib, again. Don’t know if anyone posted this yet. Too bad they don’t require the Realtor site to provide a “scratch and sniff” section because with how much she smokes in her house, it’s got to be pretty stinky! With all that furniture of Fabric, you can’t get that smell out, no matter how much Febreeze you try to spray
So whatever happened with wud up detective? She was to be away till Nov 29? Is she back and now hot on the trail of “The Case of the Middle-Aged Twitter Wars”?
TheGeoBitch has changed her twitter name and gone into hiding. So I think it must be because Wud Up Detective is hot on her trail.
I thought I saw something go by to the effect that the whole thing was bogus, that is the phone number of the police dept but that detective doesn’t exist.
A few people called and said it was for real. Grace had a 1/2 hour conversation with the detective.
I have noticed yout recipes do not allow suffcient cook and/or rest time allowing the cook ( not chef ) to check blogs,Twitter, etc. The best recipes allow time to leave a post, too.
Tuz
re: Det Wha’dup. I read the detective was reassigned to help Perry Mason look for Jessica Fletcher who is believed to have run of with one Miss Marple. As you can well guess the case is quite the scandal! A Miss Nancy Drew was called away from looking for a pesky missing staircase in order to assist… hmmm…hidden staircase… missing people? Must tweet Mr S. Holmes as soon as next recipe allows me the time
I heard they are making a movie about it for the Lifetime channel.
“The Case of the Missing Sanity” by Col. Mustard.
Hercule Poirot OR Insp. Clouseau should be able to unravel this mystery in no time at all.
eeeeee
you* suffcient* off* I really am cooking right now. See what happens when you cook and post. THIS is why I cannot be a professional blogger.
sufficient**
I should not be allowed to own a keyboard
LOL
Why do I get 2 thumbs up on NOT owning a keyboard? Doesn’t equate with mathmatical thumbing on my other posts of same time period . My feelings are hurt * sitting in corner, in need of wine but have none boo hoo… sobbing*
Note to self: Always have enough wine on tap
addendum: Left a truly, no really it was so wonderful! post to kota here and it was lost in cyberspace because I had cleaned my cookies ( oh, it was good for me. Lit a ciggie after and ordered a pizza up. Another story for another time ) I have now re-entered proper name and addy so I hope this sticks to the comment section
I gave you a thumbs up because it was funny, thats all. You are good with that keyboard…..very funny!
…aaaw, Tralena. So nice to reply to my paranoia, ya little enabler you. I have become Twitcrazy ( crazier than my usual fun crazy ). I am like Ms Backwoods- Hick in the big city over there. Anytime I ‘try’ to help or be real with, ahem…you ppl know who you are, I get my leeettle feelings hurt by the professional twitterites ( well, only 2 so far but… lol ) I think I need to keep my little kitty nose out of the war. The only reason I interjected was because THIS blog has kinda changed from the safe, fun place it used to be. Remember? huh, remember when?? I like my internet time easy and funny. I also want world peace and everyone to get along and happily skip together hand in hand on the playground. * tears in eyes* yes, and this is why I should be Miss America!
This post has been verified by ‘The International Committee Of Dramatic Posting”
You are certainly not alone in those sentiments and I for one am in awe of your courage in venturing off to new horizons. Just don’t get your sash snagged on the twigs and come home before dark. It is still safer here then out there.
This is the email I got from AC:
Hello,
I am happy to inform you that you have been accepted into the Associated Content for Yahoo! Featured Arts & Entertainment Contributor Program! Your professional and hands-on experience coupled with your library of informative and well-written Arts & Entertainment content establishes you as an expert in the field—and we are very glad to have you on board.
As a featured contributor, you are first in line to be featured on omg! and other Yahoo! sites; you may be featured around the Associated Content for Yahoo! site; and you will also be contacted if we need Arts & Entertainment content for a content partner. In order to maximize these often lucrative opportunities, we are requesting that all featured contributors make themselves familiar with and abide by all featured contributor duties.
Your Arts & Entertainment editor, Jenny, will be targeting you with three $10 assignments each month (International Contributors: please see these directions for submitting your W-8BEN form). You can expect your first assignments in your Assignment Desk early next month. All content you submit for a featured contributor assignment is expected to be high quality, proofread, on a topic not already extensively covered on Associated Content, and on an appropriate topic for the category.
Here are some examples of Arts & Entertainment content we like best and are most likely to feature or pass off to a Yahoo! site:
Evergreen Content: These are stories that will consistently perform well over time. Ex: “8 Movies About Summer Vacation”
Trending Stories: These stories will cover a trending topic, but will explore new angles. If you love celebrities, this is often the spot for you, but make sure you provide new information that can’t easily be found by a simple search. Always hyperlink to any articles you cite. When citing articles on celebrities, we expect you to cite professional websites like TMZ or OMG!
Trending Topic with a Twist: This is your best bet. Check out trending topics online and find a way to put a unique twist on it. Ex: “Top 10 Guys Bristol Palin Should Date”. Bristol Palin is currently in the news a lot, but we don’t want a biography on Bristol Palin (we can get that on Wikipedia). We do want an article that has a trending celebrity, tv show, movie, musician, etc. in it, but in an engaging and entertaining way.
If you have questions about your assignments or the Arts & Entertainment program, Jenny can be reached at entertainment@associatedcontent.com.
Again, congratulations on your acceptance.
Best,
Brenna Lewis
Manager of Community Programs
For those of you who signed up, it may actually be worth it to stick with it. At the very least you may just be able to make enough to cover your internet bill. You’re online anyway, so why not!
I LOL at ur editor’s name: Jenny!
I’m signing up. I’m moving to manhattan in 2 weeks soooo anything to help pay the bills. Even if it’s just like $20 extra month. Thanks for the info!
Well congratulations to you! It sounds like there is some form for “international contributors” like yourself (sounds so exotic, you jet-setter you), maybe you can make a few bucks after all. The trending topic with a twist is what you do now with the recaps and BS blogs, they are great humor, send them in and let us know if and where they are published. You know you can count on us, we are behind you, no seriously, look behind you, we are right behind you………….
That last sentence….ROFLMBO!!!!… RCH, we are stalking you in a mildly creepy way, but as friends, cyberly-speaking and all…you know. Please don’t call the Twit Dick (twitter detective) on us, we are actually here to give you are stepping stone on your way to associated content fame. You deserve the kudos fo’ sho’ yo!
Yep….2 margaritas about 30 minutes ago with friends.
‘a stepping stone’ sorry for the typos…geez. Beer goggles need to be cleansed.
Daisy what lovely beer goggles and they look really good on you.
They are a steam punk design aren’t they?
I think I saw those beer goggles half price Amazon on Cyber Monday. Wished I had bought a pair… or 30 dammitall
OMG, I never thought about me being reported to Twit Dick! This would probably be referred to Hob Blog Dick though.
Well if you get reported to Hob Blog Dick you will need to call Bob LobLaw to represent you.
LMAO!
Arrested Development.
Yes!!!
Only cool people get that joke.
heh
Damn, that was a good show!
Tuz
Think of the fun we could have in a cell in Cyberland County Jail. I see it now… RCH the leader of the pack with her Dr-scope hanging around her neck. We could all have matching uniforms and a leettle doggie in our arms. Overly high heels, KKB short skirts, long JZ hair and tons’o bedazzling. All singing the RCH Holiday song and swilling Patron while tossing back gummy bears. Oh, I could go on but ya get the point?
Oh Yeah!
Lol
I published my recaps there, but I can’t put the pictures on those articles the way I do here, so it’s not as fun. I didn’t do the BS Blogs because they make a big deal about copy right and stuff like that, so I don’t know if I’m allowed to copy and paste someone else’s blog. I don’t want to get my account suspended and they never answer when I email a question. Now that I have Jennifer’s email I think I’ll ask her.
RCH: Excuse me if I missed it, did you apply for “featured contributor” or did it just happen?
Either way, congrats! 😀
Lynn is on AC now too!
http://contributor.yahoo.com/user/946370/lynnnchicago.html?favorite=true&sent=true
I am so impressed, my favorite hobby bloggers have gone pro. Seriously, good for you, you had a goal in mind and you went for it. Congratulations and we need to throw a huge cyber party for you and now Lynn. Whoever else has done this, this party is for all of you. Hurray.
Congrats featured contributor! I just read the Tech Gifts and Losing Wt articles and they are very good, serious, informative and then they put me on the floor with that humor you just so casually drop in….you have a gift, I love it and adore you too. You should use your Dr. picture on you AC page. It is totally believable and makes you look authoritative. It’s a great pic. I’m going back to read the Christmas article. I’m relly enjoying this extra crack!
yeah, relly, relly, like I’m obessed with it.
I am still obessed with the word ‘obessed’. Better than fumgata or my nutty little fruitcake, or is it nuttie little fruitcake? I forget. Which reminds me, a recipe for nutty fruitcakes on AC?( or vice versa )
or fruity little nutcake*
addendum: How do you find the time to do the AC thing? I would enjoy it but I can barely get enough time to send 1 post without checking sp/grammar. Was yakking at husband, turned around to see if the post stuck to the monitor and saw THAT error. I was informing him RHBH was on tonight and he wasn’t invited to my RHBH party. he doesn’t bring the proper ‘ attitude’ to the viewing.
I should use my Dr. pic! Everyone will take me so much more seriously and they will take all my advice.
Of course they will, you’re a professional!
Sticking it to that “other” professional, and we all know where you’re sticking it.
JS to a tweeter : u know, u preach all of this peace on twitter then Rt’ed a comment so obviously a slam on me it’s a bit hypocritical.
@jennifersale Which comment ? I didn’t see anything slamming you,I would not have return anything doing that! If I did , I’m sorry I didn’t
@jennifersale I just read the tweet I think you are talking about, but for the life of me, I don’t really get how that was directed at you
JS /same tweeter: it didn’t hurt me, it’s twitter. Sticks and Stones. Just seemed counterintuitive to do that.
@jennifersale I’m not wrap up on the In’s & out’s of the tweeter wars, so truly have no clue. Again, I’m sorry, it was not intentional .
JS/same tweeter: it’s fine, it really is. None of this stuff is personal to me. I just happened to see that after everything.
What caused Jenn to “NOT be butt hurt because SHE doesn’t TAKE “stuff” personally?
This was what the poor tweeter RT’d LOL : RT @PutYourHairUp: Woo Hoo!! I am now a “Featured Contributor” for Associated Content in the Arts & Entertainment category! Lol.
Jennifer, where’s the fucking SLAM you moron?
It wasn’t her, it was her editor. Yep. That’s it.
Haha! Thanks for laying out the convo!
I don’t know why it’s bothering her. Didn’t she say in her blog that she would consider us peers and show us respect if we became “professional writers”? If she though that was a slam… wow. I haven’t even said anything to her yet. I’m waiting until I’m a level 9 with an award before I start collecting on some of that respect she promised. Lol
And I like your new quilt color.
Level nine sounds like a video game. Bloggersville 2 Da Death.
I put my email address infor my yahoo account. Now if I could just remember the password *stupid look* 😮
So….when can we start looking for the next recap??? Signed, another RCH junkie,..
PS I much prefer my quilt on the phone, in spite of how much more difficult it is to type here 🙂
zOMG! I’m no longer a “hobby blogger!” I actually got an offer!!! :faint: As soon as I get a link, I’ll post it so y’all can read my brilliant piece of work. 😉 LOL!! This is so much fun! Thanks, RCH!
No longer a hobby blogger! http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6023006/so_you_want_to_walk_the_camino_de_santiago.html?cat=37
Congratulations!
I’m so impressed by all the professional writers we have around here now! Lol.
I’m impressed too at all of my professional writer friends. Who knew? I really enjoyed the article, didn’t know a thing about the Camino. Thanks. It is such a large world and such a small world all at the same time!
My Twitter is broken and I am making dinner and I don’t know how to cope and cook.
Once had a Twitter
Now all a’jitter
Tryin’ to cook
Finished my book
Trying to not…
1) feel ‘bitter’
2) push out a litter
3)something a’skitter
4)try to work ‘dither’ in somehow?
5) play my zither lol
6)oh, too many words to rhyme here
I would enjoy being a professional writer on AC. Need to find the time. Must find a way to block out phonne/3-d ppl during holidays
RCH Thank you for this space. Please send me the bill @ hatetheholi&dazed.wtf.com
Ahh, Sardonica, love you you little twitter Kitty. I’ll send you some Xanax for the holiday crush. Dr. RCH can write us another script. I like to imagine the things she would have people doing if she posts her Dr. pic and gets all that authority going and people do what she says. Can you imagine the fun she could have with that! (Not that I’m implying that she has a twisted mind or anything, teeheee).
I have checked everything on my magic smartie pants computer machine and all seems to work except Twitter. Any ideas? CT had many power outages yesterday due to storms but none in my area. Does twitter not like me? Am I not good enough for the Twitster? Must ponder?
S.O.S.
I blame RCH for another addiction…sighhhhhhhhhhh. So many cyber-monkeys on back. So few dealers. What is a gal to do?
Everyone on twitter has blocked you forever.
hey where do you guys watch rhoa online? surfthechannel, where i usually go, has the latest episode but its a muted version argh
episodes9.com
Best tv site on the internet. I have a “tv and movie sites” page up top on the menu bar.
Your losing weight article on AC is very good and the links are great. You really did a fine job there. I am so proud of you!
Thanks! It’s my hidden agenda to get popular on AC and then spread the word about factory farming.
And the evils of wearing Crocs.
Excellent! I can’t even look at grocery store meat any more.
Good!!!
It is beyond my comprehension how this is even legal… and most people have no idea.