BS Bravo Blogs: Kelsey’s Wife – Money Can’t Buy You Sanity… Or Accountability

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Caught in the Crosshairs

Camille admits that getting to know the other gals, means she had to learn how to not offend them.

Well in writing this week’s blog I wonder: where do I begin and where do I end. (I imagine you will begin with a lie and end with a fantasy) Throughout the rest of the season, more and more will be revealed about the women who have bravely chosen to be a part of the RHOBH. Please keep in mind that the camera does not catch every moment of everything that we do in our lives. (Preparing to blame editing for something?) The end result of what is seen on TV is only part of the story, and that is why we write these blogs and use other venues to give more insight into ourselves and what was going on for each of us throughout the season.

The shooting for the RHOBH was completed quite awhile ago, so what you are seeing now is the beginning of our relationships. At least for me that is true, because the only person that I knew at all before the beginning of this show was Adrienne. The rest of these women were virtual strangers to me. (So now Kyle was a stranger?…. Like I said in the recap – it’s exhausting trying to keep up with your ever changing version of reality.)

The story line of this week is really the ending of last week’s story. So forgive me if I repeat myself. I want to start off by reiterating that I truly wanted all of the women from the RHOBH to come to New York to see the premiere of my husband’s play. (Yeah.. I don’t think anyone was under the impression that you invited them because you didn’t want them there.) I was not in New York only to play hostess to these women. In fact, I was there to have time with my family. (Yeah, I think we understood that) We had been spending so much time apart and I was so excited for myself and my kids to be able to spend some quality time with their father. I was happy to entertain my friends, as I always am, but please understand that this was not my main purpose for this trip. (Um… yeah we know. What the hell is this, a recap of the obvious?)

I was so excited when the women got into town and I wanted to meet them at their hotel to make sure everyone felt welcome. I did only have a short time to visit with them because I had to be at another dinner with my husband that night. I know that I mentioned before that I was anxious about seeing Kyle because some time had passed since we had seen each other. So I will mention it again, (please stop repeating yourself) but it was hardly a big deal. If I didn’t want everyone including Kyle there, I simply would not have invited them. (You really suck at writing blogs) I had no idea that kind of drama was part of the package for this invitation. (How could you not have known when you were the one who created it?)

Let me discuss the continuation of the argument at the table. (Finally) I want to say there are only two people that know all of what was said in Las Vegas. And that is Kyle and myself. I know that her sister was there for part of the conversation but not the whole time. (So now that she called you a liar she suddenly “wasn’t there the whole time”.) This may or may not ever be sorted out because we have two differing opinions (I don’t think it’s matter of opinion so much as a fact that she didn’t say those things) of what really was said. As far as this argument goes…I was already not comfortable with Kyle’s jab (it wasn’t a jab) at me about being insecure while she was apologizing (she wasn’t apologizing, she explaining that you misunderstood her) up in the room. It was not meant as a compliment, and it stung. (Of course it wasn’t mean as a compliment you dim whit! It was meant to make you feel better because you said that you felt uncomfortable around the other women aka INSECURE and she told you not to be!) I probably would have let it go, but after talking with Taylor I found out that at the airport everybody was talking about me. I was very hurt to hear that all of the women that I had invited to share an important night in my life with, had been talking ill of me. I can’t imagine that any other person on this planet would feel differently. (You are right, I think a lot of people would have felt the same as you after talking to Taylor. But no one in the world -except for maybe Kelly Bensimon- would STILL feel that way after WATCHING THE TAPES.) Nobody likes to feel like they are being torn apart behind their back. So, I went down (by the way, there was no running or flying down the stairs) (huh? What the hell are you talking about??) to clear the air. I had no intention of this turning into another argument. (Of course you didn’t. You expected Kyle to bow her head and apologize because her husband “works for you”) Now in retrospect, I should have known better because I had witnessed a few incidents of Kyle belittling and berating her sister. (If you ever write a book, you should call it The Art of Passive Aggressiveness) I didn’t know that she had such a short fuse. (I would too if I had to deal with people like you and Kim all day) Remember I had only spent a few hours with her in my life. Maybe I should have used another approach, I don’t know but, I was learning the lesson of “Kyle”, the hard way. (And we all learned the lesson of “Camille” the crazy way)

Now to admit my own disappointment with myself. (Ooh that sounds like self-awareness. I’m sure it’s too good to be true.) I am not proud of losing my cool in my interview following this incident. (Loosing your cool, or revealing yourself to be the snobby stuck up bitch you really are?) Not only had things gone badly in New York, but I had also double checked to see if Kyle had left me any messages prior to the trip to New York which she had claimed when she was apologizing. I was right I had no messages from her. (How much time passed between Vegas and NYC? You do know that messages erase themselves after a certain amount of time, right? I think the person you pay to carry your cell phone around may be slacking off. You should do something about that.) I can only assume she said this to put me on the defense, to make me look like I was putting no effort into smoothing things over before the NYC trip. (Yes, another one of those “Machiavellic” plots to make you look bad) I want to be clear that I had no messages in my voicemail and no one had taken any personal messages from her at my home. So with all of this on my mind, I said a few things that I wish I could take back. Unfortunately this isn’t the way it works in life or on the show. All I can say is that I am sorry and I will try to do better in the future. (BULLSHIT. You aren’t sorry. You’re just upset that everyone hates you now.)

The truth is that as time has gone by, I have come to really enjoy Kyle. (Why? Because she is quickly becoming a fan favorite while you’re just that Housewife no one likes who used to be married to some actor?) We have had a few ups and downs over this season. (Still waiting to see the up’s) Everyone is going to have an opinion. (yes, and the collective opinion seems to be that you are horrible) My personal thoughts are that I like Kyle. (Did you learn that deception technique from The Art of War?) I think Kyle has a great sense of humor, and I can appreciate her personality a lot more now that I know her better. I just don’t want to be the one caught in her “crosshairs.” (Still not taking any responsibility. What a surprise.)

Until next time,


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Money Can’t Buy You Sanity

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109 Responses to BS Bravo Blogs: Kelsey’s Wife – Money Can’t Buy You Sanity… Or Accountability

  1. MickeyMouth says:

    Her blog sucked. Yours is much better 😛

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  3. bacasam says:

    While reading all this blah,blah,blah starting visualizing CG and KG trying to ‘work out’ an issue, can you imagine?! No wonder the word ‘trivail’ came to his mind when he was speaking to the camera. Wow, unless something different is shown in future episodes, she will definitely takes KellyKills spot as queen.
    Thanks for the adding the input it made reading this dribble bearable.

  4. Tuzentswurth says:

    You were right, begin with a lie, end with a fantasy. She needs to take a tranquilizer and just stfu for awhile.

  5. Tam5115 says:

    She’s just trying to justify her own behavior, as always.

    Kim wasn’t there for ALL of it
    Taylor told me…
    You don’t see everything (yeah, just the significant parts)

    She gives me a headache.

  6. Tuzentswurth says:

    HaHa I just can’t go back to the Jenn Sale Super Long Fight Blog or the Proper Authorities blog any more. They take too long to load b/c they are so loaded. I was going to use italics for emphasis but I’m afraid ever since my demonic possession yesterday. I put on my super high shoes and tottered over there to see what Starry Night was posting, but Holy Shit, let it go already. There is serious FUN to be had here. ( I didn’t capitalize the whole blog did I? whew)

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Seriously? People are still posting over there? Isn’t that dog fight over yet?

      • Sardonica says:

        ha ha super high shoes…toddered… haha
        Leave them over there so we can mainline our dope here all warm and cozy.
        I so pictured the shoes and toddering when I read this. Scary getting sucked into the cyber hobby blog world. I SEE people. Cyber people in heels.

  7. CAgirl says:

    Thank you RCH, this BS blog was like Thanksgiving came early. I can only hope Camille continues to provide you with material. Speaking of which, why doesn’t she pay a problogger to help her with these (or better yet, a hobby blogger)? Seriously, she does need someone to help her with damage control–she could have just admitted that it was a rough time for her, things probably didn’t go smoothly with Kelsey that weekend, gravy train/marriage coming to an end, blah blah blah. She probably wouldn’t even need to go so far as to really apologize or admit wrongdoing on her part (god forbid), just try to garner some sympathy. But no…and to that I say BRAVO, I don’t need any pesky guilt interfering with my schadenfreude over this trainwreck…

  8. WindyCityWondering says:

    Here is what I don’t get – drama is good but backing your ass into a corner so early in the season is bad. Camille is not smart enough, nice enough or interesting enough to wage a war with Kyle. That’s like Bethenny vs Kelly stupid!

    • housewifeaddict says:

      I think she thought she was smart, and going to be able to control her story line. Just like Kelly. Boy that hasn’t worked out for either of them, has it LOL.

      • Adgirl says:

        It’s from being spoiled brats.
        They don’t believe there are more credible explanations for events than the ones they offer up to us.

    • Mr Danielle says:

      As much as everyone hates Camille, she will win this in the end. Most of the girls will fall in line behind Taylor because Camille will soon have a 70 million dollar payday. With lots of real estate that will need to be sold. And that means new homes to be purchased. That makes for lots of commission checks for Camille’s friends.

      • Sardonica says:

        hmmm…a possibility I hadn’t thought about. BUT…what about the Maloff (?) money? How does it compare? Better to be an acTOR or a casino… ahem… owner?
        I am impressed I almost remember the names this season. I am growing in my journey of defining me as a TV reality show obbesive* person. Who knew I had it in me?I blame RCH

        • Sardonica says:

          correction..obessive*. To typo a typo. I am happy.

        • Mr Danielle says:

          The Maloof is important, but she will not go into the trenches with Kyle, she has money and she respects others with money. As in 70 million. I don’t think she’ll commit one way or the other.

          BTW, I don’t condone any of this, but I see it playing out.

          Taylor will align with Camille, Lisa and Kyle will align. Maloof will remain aloof if you will. Kim may actually go with Camille. She has older kids who would love to spend time at one of the Grammar estates in Hawaii. And she has a chip on her shoulder with Kyle.

          Long term, Camille loses. Most of the hangers on will take Kelsey’s side because he brings Hollywood, and acting jobs, and he can continue earning. But in the meantime, she will be a source of income for her “friends”, Taylor will impress everyone with Camilles wealth, and Kim might get back at her sister for a while.

          Of course in the end, Camille will lose it all.

          I know, I need help.

      • ImaJillHater2 says:

        All due respect, but oh, HELL no! Kelsey’s wife will not win this in the end.

        Her crazy is sooo transparent& Kyle’s normal is sooo obvious…

        My opinion is that Kelsey’s wife will be road-kill, a victim of her own manipulative machinations. She’ll self-implode.

        And justice will be served. NEXT!!!

        • Sangfroid says:

          I think Kyle has already won. She is a beautiful woman with a beautiful husband and beautiful children that she actually cares for herself. She seems to have her priorities straight, as evidenced by the way she handled her child’s party and when this show is over, she will still have all these things.
          Camille only has this 15 minutes of fame and then she goes in to the pile of Kelsey’s discarded wives. Her children are being raised by others, her houses managed by others, what does she actually have but a gaggle of yes men and women who will drop her as soon as a bigger paycheck walks by.

  9. Adgirl says:

    The author of Camille’s book “The Art of War” is Niccolo` Machiavelli. You know, as in machiavelliC.

  10. Had Enough! says:

    With our other resident Cuckoo-bird (Kellamity Bensimon, aka Jill’s Trained Sasquatch), we at least get some giggles.* This Kelsey’s Wife chick is just vile and pathetic and there is not one funny thing about her. She makes my blood run cold.

    *Pretty much every day. Here’s today’s KKB giggle – she poses in a bunch of wrinkled trash bags with Lanvin labels (if true, tragic how the might House of Lanvin, once the height of elegance, has fallen):

    For extra giggles, scroll down to her photos from Tao Las Vegas, where she is wearing a tutu.

    • housewifeaddict says:

      Unfortunately I don’t think this is a joke – yuck on that dress. And most of her photos. Her feet are HUGE when she wears flats. HUGE!

  11. Alicia says:

    Love love love it! I love your recaps!
    Camille seems like a very sad insecure person.
    At least it makes for good tv!

  12. Gingerbites says:

    I can’t stand that woman. I don’t think she’ll be able to redeem herself in future seasons. That’s if the other women don’t tie her to a stake and burn her first.

    • Sardonica says:

      The burning at the stake is being saved for the reunion show… I think? That or a good old fashioned tar and boa feathering. SnarkMob mentality can be a good thing. Do not allow professional blogger history books to sway you into thinking otherwise

  13. WindyCityWondering says:

    A preThanksgiving shout out to RCH – for all the humor and sass!
    To all who post here and keep the laughs coming – your posts are priceless!
    And to all who troll – take a break and be thankful that those you attack will be supported by those who know it’s better to support and care than to spew hate.
    And to all the real the turkeys….head towards the gravy!

    • And I want to give a preThanksgiving shout out to everyone who reads this blog, and all the commenters who make me L-O-L every day, and to all the insane Housewives who make this blog possible!

      Oh and I’m thankful for this too:

      And this:

      • zoekayla says:

        RCH, your blog is a “must read” every day for me. I think I earned some sort of badge for reading the entire saga…I was so sorry to see the relentless attacks on you, WSL, Lynn, and other posters. However, you all did a magnificent job of responding when appropriate and offering silence when that worked. Huzza, Huzza!
        I am enjoying hearing about your AC assignments – keep those posts coming. I hesitate to click on that site, but would love to get some form of recap here, if that’s possible.
        Have a blessed Thanksgiving!

    • Sardonica says:

      hehehe…. head toward the gravy. I am so holiday cooked/ baked out right now this is better than my happy liquid!

  14. Sardonica says:

    Yippie new blog today! but…I didn’t get far into it yet. This struck me:

    “the women who have bravely chosen to be a part of the RHOBH

    BRAVELY? …as in brave as in what? She can’t stop offending can she? Signing up for a lame TV show on a 2nd/3rd rate network. Brave? Think about someone you know or may know about and what they have faced and/or may presently be facing and reread that line. Shameful.

    Back to cooking. *shaking head in disgust*

  15. Jane says:

    I think it is absolute genious on the part of Kelsey’s PR team to allow Camille to do this show!!! He wants a divorce – what better way than to let her expose her crazy all over the tv and internets all by herself. In the end Kelsey looks downright sainted in putting up with this nutjob for 13 years. He ends up golden, and Camille ends up looking crazy batshit. All Kelsey had to do was to let the team start filming and Camille took care of the rest. Brilliant!

    • Camille says he pushed her to do the show – and I think now we see why.
      This woman is so horrible she actually has people forgiving him for cheating and ending a 13 year marriage over the phone!
      I agree with you – genius.

    • vgirl511 says:

      I wonder if Camille has a PR team. I was thinking, if she played the sympathy card, she could have come out looking much better than she has so far. If she ate some humble pie in her blogs, if she blamed her actions on the fact that her marriage was falling apart, and she was devastated, and therefore she acted out of character, I bet people would feel sorry for her and she wouldn’t look so batshit crazy!

      • If Camille has a PR team I could imagine her firing them the moment they suggested she take responsibility for the fight with Kyle.
        If it were up to me I would totally spin it that she was hurt / losing her husband to a younger woman / watching 13 year marriage slip away / felt helpless / in her anger she lashed out / learned a big lesson watching herself on tv / very embarrassed / deeply regrets etc etc…
        I don’t understand what these women are thinking. They dig a hole on the show, and then dig it twice as deep in their blogs.
        How is it possible that they are that out of touch with reality? Any one of us could do a better PR job for Camille then whoever is doing it for her now. And if she doesn’t have a PR team, she needs one!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      IMO he pushed her to do the show so when the divorce came down he could show that she is capable of working (less alimony) and supporting herself.

      • Tuzentswurth says:

        Win win for KG. Proving she can work AND gaining sympathy for himself when otherwise he would have taken a huge PR beating.

  16. Larue says:

    Does anybody know anything about her background? Is there some reason why this lady is just nuts? Maybe her brain chemistry is just not properly balanced. Whew! What a fruit cake.

    Happy Thanksgiving RCH, commenters, and nutty trolls.

  17. DarkSonnet says:

    Great blog! The additions were really spot on. Am I the only one that becomes ticked off when these “celebrities” seem to think we all fell off the proverbial turnip truck? It becomes offensive at times. Morons.

    Thanks for the blog and I enjoyed the great comments that followed. It has been a bright spot in my day.

    Now, returning to the kitchen….;o)

    • DarkSonnet says:

      Happy and safe Thanksgiving to all!

      • Sardonica says:

        Happy Turkeyday to you ,too
        No, it burns me for a sec at times and then I laugh at how clueless they are. Almost feel sorry for them
        Speaking of turnips… yum yum. Dipped in the bowl I made today. Pre T-day. Reward the cook ( not chef ) cook.

  18. Debbie says:

    I’d like to thank RCH and all the posters here that make my days immeasurably better by bringing a smile to my face. Hope you all have a wonderful and peaceful Thanksgiving with your friends and families.

  19. T-REX says:

    Thanks RCH for your Blog. Saying a “newbie” hello! Found your Blog from Lynn’s Blog and this is a very entertaining Blog and has been added to my Favorites along with Lynn@Chicago blog. I love the recaps of the Housewives blog with commentary, HILARIOUS! I wonder if CamiZilla is even watching the show, or just being informed by her minions what is being televised, she seems totally clueless that there is actual footage of her antics. I know she will blame”editing” , but Biotch you said the stuff, own it!

    • Hello! Welcome! 😀

      I hope Camille doesn’t watch the show. Because if she watched it and still thinks Kyle called her insecure as a dig – then the woman has some serious problems.

      • T-REX says:

        Thanks for the welcome! I wonder if she is even writing her own blog or having one of her “slaves” oops I mean “minions” oops er “friends” from her “paid” entourage actually writing them. I noticed that she didn’t have her handy-dandy word of the day dictionary available to add her BIG words to her blog.

      • zoekayla says:

        I think I saw somewhere that she is claiming that the
        “proof” of the supposed comment is not captured on tape. Convenient!

  20. e-rizzle says:

    Sorry, but what do you really expect from a woman who hired someone else to carry her children just because she didn’t want to?

  21. 38% of the way through clout level 3 on AC!
    I’m practically moving a level a day. This is fun!

  22. tweatcyn says:

    My new porn name: Pernicious Shadenfreude. Thanks Sardonica. LOL.

  23. Sardonica says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here. I am thankful for RCH who makes me laugh and allows my inner and outer idiot to come out and play without banning or chastising me. If you mock at least it is behind my back. TY… and to all the posters on here. You crack me up everytime I come here. I really need the laughs, as I am sure all of us do, and you are very amusing people. ( except one of you… lol… nah, that was to suss out the most insecure of the bunch. Sorry. prob me anyway ) Almost like professional blog commenters, not hobby blog commenters. Blessings to all of you and your loved ones!

    • Tuzentswurth says:

      I couldn’t have said it better myself, so I won’t…..What she said up there, me too! 🙂
      Happy Thanksgiving to all, RCH, what do you do on Thanksgiving? (I know you are one of them ferners) I hope all have a wonderful day, actually every day should be great for you! You crack me up and lighten my load on a regular basis and I thank you all, ( but it’s been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise, I consider it a challenge before the whole human race)……sorry, I got lost there for a moment.

      • I don’t know how normal people do it, but around here it’s less of a Thanksgiving dinner and more of a football party. Technically we already had Thanksgiving, but tv tells us that it didn’t happen yet. So do we trust the calendar or the tv? Idk… it’s confusing.

      • Sangfroid says:

        Although I am late to the party, (I will not say tardy) I totally agree.
        RCH you have no idea how much I look forward to your photo essays. Often times they are the best part of my day.
        Well, I can’t forget my juice boxes, but you rank right up there with the fruit of the vine.
        This Thanksgiving I am grateful for your blog and the posters who come here to snark and chortle.
        Eat well, laugh hard and have a wonderful day.

    • I’m thankful for your funny comments that make me laugh too!

  24. cdnfillie58 says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, luckily I get to celebrate two Thanksgivings in my house, my Canadian holiday in October and my husband’s tomorrow, the only thing I don’t get is how you guys got to turn your Thanksgiving into a 4 day holiday…go figure but I guess you guys are smarter than us…in this anyway 😛

    • Tuzentswurth says:

      I always thought it was stupid b/c many people get Thursday off, then have to work on Friday. I hope Congress is smart enough someday to change Thanksgiving to Friday. Oh wait, oxymoron, did I just use Congress and smart in the same sentence?

  25. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Happy Thanksgiving RCH! Thanks for having the funniest blog in the HW universe! WOW Kelly/Camille and Jill will be pissed!

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, may your time with family and friends bring happiness and wonderful memories.


  26. TT in OC says:

    Just drop in to say Happy Thanksgiving!

  27. paantsonfire says:

    Color me crazy, but it looks to me like Cam-to and her boy toy look almost like brother and sister….his overly tucked and botoxed face and lack of personality kind of make him eccckkkk.
    I guess now that Cams divorced she will be that one woman that all other women won’t invite to dinner parties anymore, or other social occasions becuase she’s a shark, and untrustworthy. But to her, it would be becuase they are all jealous of her.

    Who wants to get a pool going to try and bet on what type of rich guy she will be all over next. Will it be the pro-athelete? The investment banker? the Saudi prince? I would love for her to move to some foreign country, be forced to wear a birka (sp) and be subserviant to her man and his other 33 wives. I don’t think the other 33 wives will be to welcoming, and they might give her the ass kicking she needs so badly. For her she thinks- Oh- 33 other women to carry my eggs, and built in nannies! She doesn’t even have a clue what being in the sheiks shadow will do for her insecure numbtwat.
    God I hate her. I love the new pix with Kelsey and his gfriend. I bet Cams just pissed that He moved a Stewardess into a 6.5 million dollar penthouse in NY, while she was stuck with a measly 3500 sf, she couldn’t fit all of her Tucks medicated wipes into.

  28. Hello everyone!
    I am thankful for RCH and all the lovely people who post here and make me laugh-
    especially RCH and her hysterical blogs!
    I am thankful for Lynn and IHJZ, too.

    I want to wish each and everyone of you a very Happy Thanksgiving!

  29. Adgirl says:

    If Camille is such an biotch I can only imagine what a ass-shat Kelsey is IRL. They probably totally deserve each other.

    I didn’t think I could say this – but those kids are probably lucky that they have nannies to raise them.

  30. Raquel Papel says:

    being thankful is so exhausting. phew. I do love it when I dont have to work and I get to come in here and read the article and all the comments. yall are a funny group and it makes me forget my problems for awhile.

  31. Valerie says:

    Camille.. You really seem mentally unstable.

  32. TheREALhwOfNJ says:

    Personally, I think Kelsey Grammer ‘talked’ Camille into doing RHOBH so that the public could see how awful she really was, and public opinion would sway his way regarding his marital transgression. Well played Frasier Crane, well played.

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