If you aren’t on twitter, then let me catch you up real quick on the whole #properauthorities thing: One day some of us were being mean to Dina on twitter because, you know, it’s funny when she freaks out. Eventually she wrote in one of her tweets that she was reporting everyone to the proper authorities. Obviously we all thought it was hysterical and since then it’s been a big inside joke that the proper authorities or “twitter police” are going to get people.
Well guess what, The Proper Authorities are real!!!
A detective joined twitter this morning and began tweeting. As funny as this is, it’s actually not a joke. Someone called the police department and verified that the detective really did make this twitter account. There is some twitwar back story here but I don’t know exactly what it is. Something about people arguing and threatening each other. Not totally sure. But here are the tweets from the detective:
Here are more of the detective’s tweets (I posted from oldest to newest – opposite of how it appears on twitter- so it’s easier for non twitter people to follow):
And here are some of the tweets that people sent to the detective:
The following are the DM’s (private messages) sent between one of my twitter friends and the detective. My friend is in red:
Colibrimoon spoke to the detective on the phone:
So as you can clearly see from the evidence posted above, people have lost their damn minds on twitter and now the police have joined in too. All we need is a judge and a jury and we can act out an episode of Law and Order. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting a real kick out of all this!
UPDATE: Amia009 requested that her version of events be included in this post as well. So here you go: