New Blog For Comments on “The Real Housewives of Hobby Blogging”

The other page was loading slow and trolly was complaining, and you know we gotta keep the trolls happy around here otherwise Dina goes all BSC and poor Lexi will have to deal with the fallout.
So please use this blog for new comments.
Here is the original blog if anyone hasn’t read it yet.

Oh yeah and I won this totally authentic and amazing award today, so that’s pretty cool.

I know some of you are waiting for Atlanta. I still haven’t watched it yet but I will get to it soon.

Ok, carry on….

Update: I almsot forgot: Lynn’s new podcast show
You can listen to that while reading the comments. It’s sorta like mixing coke with your weed, makes the experience so much more intense. Lol.

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151 Responses to New Blog For Comments on “The Real Housewives of Hobby Blogging”

  1. Tam5115 says:

    Yay! My page kept crashing too.

  2. bacasam says:

    guess the world’s on fire, tried to log into twitter (determined to learn how to talk with it, dammit) and all kept getting was ‘busy signal.’
    Hooray for awards, yea awards, awards make you genuine…and for real, too.

  3. Lovin' this blog! says:

    JEEBUS, will someone please find this woman a real editor to teach her how to become a real writer??? How many mistakes (mostly punctuation) can you count?

    “Just so we’re clear…those still all butt-hurt that I don’t like them are still spinning and ruminating themselves silly and me like an idiot, made some lame you tube videos, like over a year ago, that were really just for me and like, 8 friends and they made the rounds.”

    • Zoey says:

      I thought maybe she was just pregnant, since she had no periods! Bawaaaaha.

    • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

      Butt hurt came from @Damnert on twitter who she doesn’t follow. He used those exact words to describe Jenn. For shame, for shame!

      P.S. Please don’t grade my grammar because I KNOW that it sucks. I don’t catch obvious mistakes until after I hit the Post Comment button.

      • Damnert says:

        He???? HE??? Fuck, I really can grow balls *Looking under burqa*

        • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

          I TOLD you NOT to grade my grammar! It has to do with my subconscious mind when I saw you in a burqa caring a machine gun. Here’s a picture you should use…

          • Meg1964 says:

            HE? LOLOLOL

            Jenn doesn’t have an original thought, does she?

            And don’t grade my grammar either, please. I type just like I speak. Stupid.

            • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

              It’s the nurse in us coming out. We chart in 3rd person and incomplete sentences. Ex. 2030: R IJCVL placed by Dr. Hurt x’s 1 stick using sterile technique per hospital policy with this RN assisting. All 3 ports with good blood return, flushed easily. Pt. tolerated well. Line placement verified by PCXR. MD stated “line in good position and ok to use.” CVL check sheet complete.

          • Damnert says:

            I could never convience anyone that was me with those “bubbies”

      • katie says:

        I don’t know who damnert is but I know they didn’t come up with butt hurt lol That expression has been around for a long time.

  4. Lovin' this blog! says:

    Oh, and congrats on the award. It also made me pee myself.

  5. A real NYC mom says:

    RCH Thank you! Should you ever give up hobby blogging you can go into medicine. Home today and under the weather so I had nothing to do and came to your site. It has kept me busy for hours…and miraculously feeling better. Must have been all the guffawing (neighbors must think I am crazy because they saw my hubbie leave this a.m.). I am sure the sinus meds didn’t hurt either.

    We get your wit, a bit of snark and performance art from trolls. No where else on the web do you get this diversity in one thread. Brava!

  6. can someone tell me where the all the stuff went down between Squirrels and WSL?
    Since I have already spent 4 hours trying to catch up on everything else that’s going on I just don’t have the energy to look for it. I would like to be up to date at this point!!
    thank you!!

    • You mean the stuff that went down on my blog or the original original stuff?

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      see now, you should have never left me! If you had stayed than you would know! sorry- I’m having abandonment issues

      • are you talking to me or Arsenic?

        • OneMoreInBoston says:

          you! my beverly!
          Do you know when you first started to post on IHJZ, I thought that you were Danielle? because of the name Beverly? And I would dissect every single little word you wrote trying to see if you were her?
          too funny! because now I realize only Dina posts on these blogs- Danielle is too busy making pornos

          • That’s so funny, I often got the feeling that people thought that, especially since I felt like I did sympathize for Danielle early on. I disliked teresa from the get go. Now they all get on my nerves, every last one of them!
            I love Lynns site, remember when you would sign in and it would say “there are 35 responses to this blog” and you would think “Holy Crap, so many people are reading the blog now!!”
            NOW you open it up and there are 598 responses etc.!! some of those responses really go off track for me, and I am a terrible typer(I’m already 15 min. into this one!)
            So..i gave up.
            I looove RCH format. comments usually stay on track(use to) it’s funny, and always brings a smile to my face.
            Thanks, OMIB, you made me smile and laugh today too. :o)
            oh, do you do the twitter, if you do i seriously don’t know HOW you keep it all up.

    • TT in OC says:

      I took Sangfroid’s advice and spent the whole day reading the RCH and Lynn’s blog, trying to make sense of what’s going on. Unfortunately, some of the comments at Lynn’s blog has been removed and I am not sure how it started either. It is tough for me to see how the some of my cyber friends disagreed to such an extend.

      Okay, I am ready to snip out of this. And I must not forget to praise RCH for the best blog ever.

      • Hahaha. Well never take advice from Sangfroid again!

        • TT in OC says:

          LOL. Good advice, RCH.

          • Sangfroid says:

            Ah, I’m hurt TT in OC.
            But, did you have your copy of Animal Farm close by for reference? And don’t forget it takes plenty of wine to read the whine.

          • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

            Girl, (TT in OC)

            That shit was just crazy. Don’t try to figure it out because you will notice spinal fluid leaking from your ears! Really, the time that people have to argue over the stupidest shit amazes me! What a pathetic life if all you do is snoop around (for free) to check out everything everyone does. I’m just glad that I live my role as a complete smart ass and if I fall for some scam then so be it! Shame on me, right? Live and learn and move on. These morons allow this crap to possess their miserable lives. I would pity them if I had the time.

  7. Duchess of Dryer Lint says:

    I wish I could. Oh, how I wish I could. My head is still spinning. The bottom line is that if you don’t have twitter (which I don’t) I don’t think you will ever understand. It is too convoluted and had way to many people involved or half involved. Even reading the comments doesn’t really clear it up–save the headache. When some one is ready they will drop the skinny, I guess. Until then, skinnygirl it and hopefully all will be well! LOL

    • HaHa! I skinnygirled it last night, that’s why I’m so confused now!!
      thanks anyway, but if you do re-call anything be sure to let me know,okay?

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Got to agree – IMO whatever happened went down on twitter because I don’t remember anything resembling “fighting words” on IHJZ. Some things that happen off blog should probably stay off blog.

    • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

      This didn’t go down on twitter. I follow most of the people and I was seriously like, WTF?? Just choke it up to bat shit crazy without a life people trying to stir-up shit. Does that make it more understandable?

  8. housewifeaddict says:

    RCH – I’m curious what your page hits have been since the blog wars started – and how did it compare to the average.

    PS – I REFUSE to clink on Jenn’s link and give her a higher page count. I’ll have to take everyone’s word for it that she’s done it again. But doesn’t going over there give her an extra 0.000005 cents? And maybe another award.

    Oh – and congrats on the award.

    • Need a Hobby says:

      Nah, her personal blog is a wordpress blog: no ads, no $$$. Just for “hobbyists.”

    • My hits went up since all this started. But they’ve never been as high as they were when RHONJ was airing. The fake NJ recaps are still the highest rated.
      The links are all to Jenn’s free blog. I don’t think she’s allowed to be crazy on the one she gets paid for.

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        Oh FYI- after I posted how much $ Jenn gets from her blog I got an email from someone who writes for them.

        I guess she only gets paid for LOCAL page hits. Meaning ones that come from IL. So if I went over there from MA and clicked, she wouldn’t get paid.

        No wonder she was trying to get Dina to open up Project LadyBug in Chicago. She’s getting publicity for her, covering her ass on a national stage and getting paid for local hits only.

        Sucks to be you, Jenn.

  9. Damnert says:

    I read her blog (personal probably) once a long time ago, never made it through the whole thing. I’ve never followed her at all.

    I’ve watched a crappy comment come across my timeline every once in a while from her, but ignored it.

    The first part of November links to three blogs of hers were RT’d in my timeline. I read them and was floored. She removed two of them. Damage was done. It was out there.

    I spotted PutYourHairUp’s blog post on the dude who wrote the recap and then the next day Mizz WhackHack wrote ANOTHER for crap blog entry directed at people who do no harm to her at all.

    For all of you (two people) who complain about what I say in open twitter. I do not normally add her twitter name, so my snarky tweets don’t end up on her twitter doorstep. They are in my timeline, and seriously, instead of threatening to unfollow cos you can’t take my tossing jokes out there about Bat Chit Crazy, do it.

    It’s twitter for christ sake. I personally don’t think I or anyone else is attacking Whacky’s ability to make a living by joking around. Whacky does that chit all on her own.

    • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

      I heart you!! That Whacky Whore took your all butt-hurt saying and I’m pissed. O.K., not really, but a little!

  10. Fly93 says:

    Love love love the blonde hair and big sunglasses matches the stfu attitude, life is short – get to the point

  11. Dalai Mama says:

    RCH – Outstanding. I applaud you. I rise. I remove my hat. I bow.

  12. Adgirl says:

    Congrats on your award! Your parents must be so proud!

    We need to schedule your virtual parade. Do you prefer a Rose Bowl or Mardi Gras style?
    Hey, we might be able to spring for some virtual giant ballons of the stars of yesterday’s blog. Visualize giant bobbly heads threatening to break free ….

  13. I was just sitting here thinking… you guys are like investigators. Lol.
    Look at all the information we have here! I think we should all open a private invention/energist company and cater to rich housewives who are afraid of cheating husbands and negative energy. We could be rich!
    Like Jenn says, if only we put all this energy into something useful. Yes, if only….

    • Adgirl says:

      We could merge all of this, I know we can!
      What about a combo of Cheaters/Candid Camera/Punked featuring reality stars??
      We reveal film of Jill Zarin returning piles of clothes to Saks, Joe Giudice at Scores, LuAnn smoking in the alley behind her condo …

      • Just let me catch Fakedra eating from a can and I will be a happy woman!

        • Meg1964 says:

          I’m sooooo feeling this going down. And since we live all over the place, we could actually cover the damn world. Those BSC reality stars are all over the damn place. They’ve taken over the world. I’m calling the SE of the US as my territory. I’ll start with those RHOA, they’re just an hour north of me, since I moved!

          My first plan, is to stalk them in the grocery store. I know those bitches buy food.

    • Sardonica says:

      re: energy into something useful
      Why would we want to do that?

  14. RCH-just read the “war”.(member i asked about squirrels and WSL)
    well, i missed Survivor, Modern Family,Just Desserts, local news…well you get it!
    IT was worth it.
    I don’t twitter, so I’ll never know the truth about what they say goes on there. All I know is that I read Lynns blog because I enjoy her writing and she keeps me updated on all things Bravo.
    Stopped reading the comments there cause I felt they were getting mean(not cool to humiliate the kids of the housewives, IMHO.)
    Looove your site because it always makes me laugh(BTW..where is the latest Atlanta! I know, I know you’ve been very busy!) You may look like Reese Witherspoon, but your writing talent is all Tina Fey. You are very talented.
    My biggest problem with all this “other stuff” that is going on here is that J.Z. is probably loving it.

    • Thanks. I try to ignore drama as much as possible. I don’t like wars and fights and things like that. But if I can laugh at a situation, I’m all for that. As much as the blogs make you guys laugh the comments make me crack up too. There are some funny people here. Stay off twitter, you will never get your life back if you get sucked in over there. I still haven’t watched Atlanta yet, but it’s been open in the other window for like 2 days now. So I’m gonna try to get to it soon.

    • Salish says:

      Modern Family was sooo funny! Make sure to catch up on that shit

    • Damnert says:

      3rd Spanish Coffee (my way) and JS reading material. Do I need my contacts in, or will it make more sense after the 4th drink and reading it blurred?

      Actually, nevermind. If I try to put contacts in right now, they could end up in my nostrils. *grabbing glasses*

      • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

        @Damnert,

        The first one was meant for you..wait maybe RCH, no could be me. Please get back to me and let me know your thoughts.

        • Damnert says:

          Cows could indicate more than one. I’m seriously considering giving up the Afghani persona and going hindu so I can be really pissed (not really) about her insulting cows.

          I’m just glad I keep my diary talking about how great I am and how worthless the rest of you are in a secret compartment in my closet that takes a decoder ring from a box of Lucky Charms – otherwise I could look like *AHEM* a paid professional….

          I must decide if I should purchase Thomas The Train or a set of pointy ink pens for Nephew for Christmas…..

    • tweeterlaura says:

      nice chrono of the problogger pta mom hater’s “writings” never had read her much before. personally i find her gangsta white girl meets valley girl bish style nauseating.
      but they certainly make more sense after watching the deleted youtube video regarding crocs, bumpits and dirty whores.
      i had the good fortune to be blocked by the internet bish months ago over dina manzo’s. questionable behavior and charity.

      • Sardonica says:

        …I can really appreciate someone who uses no puncuation other than … “… and… “… oh! take it back, I also see a few peroids. Conservation is good. More incorrectly used ellipses for me! Yay!

    • Tralena says:

      That chick has ISSUES! Looks like she’s always causing trouble with someone, including her family.

    • LilyLynn says:

      It looks like she had her comments open back then, and still (almost) no one bothered to comment.

    • Sardonica says:

      Ja Beverly, etc
      Boss here got me hooked on that Twitter. This blog is the gateway drug to Twitter. I have been lurking over there for awhile and I have no clue what the deal is between those 2 nics so don’t feel as if you will be ‘in the know’ just by being there. I like to watch the show go by and entertain myself by doing whatever I feel like doing. Much like here. Although one night when I just started shooting up the new drug, I was accused by one of THESE blogtwit PPL… haha… of being a ‘pot stirrer one’. Cracked me up since I don’t have a spoon and can’t even begin to guess where the pot is or what is in it. Come to think of it, Beverly….you NEED to come to Twitter. You can do it. Trust me it is part of your blog destiny. Come onnnnnn. The entrance to the rabbit hole is right around the corner

      • Sardonica says:

        Wow! A buncha comments jumped ahead of this post when I mailed it just now! This magic voodoo machine confuses me. I think the blog may have become haunted?

      • Sardinica, thank you for the confidence but there is no way I could handle “THE, duh duh duh—-Twitter!”
        Nope, I ain’t touchin that cool-aid!!

        maybe you could just keep me up to date?!

      • Raquel Papel says:

        I am late to this game, just reading all this now. Mostly because I am not cooking today. yay! well, I usually do not comment on old post but this one spoke to me. blame it on the drugs. I too just come here and on twitter for fun. I follow everyone involved and I must say…I am so freaking confused. I have no idea what is going on.. I do follow Jen and even had some pleasant conversations w. her on twitter. I have seen other people react when someone is nice to Jen, I dont get it. I dont get the “war” and want no part of it. I just want to read a few blogs enjoy some of the funny comments and that is it. Am I asking for too much?

    • Miss Anthrope says:

      Jenn has made an ass out of herself with people she knows offline and others online besides us? Wow…I’m shocked! 😉

    • Jeana (@LuvToLoveU) says:

      I know that “she” never comes to this site but her WordPress blog is marked private now…hmmm

  15. Tam5115 says:

    Dear Jenn,

    The thing is, no one is hurt, much less butt hurt. Many of us did not even know who you were. Include me in that… Jenn who? Why would I be hurt about who you liked or disliked? It’s actually pretty humorous. You seem to think you are way more important than you actually are. This is the internet, sweets. Anyone can speak on here. What I have to say is just as important as what you say… don’t forget it.

    The lesson to be learned here is that if you ask for people to take you down, they will. You asked, and you continue to ask. We are only going to oblige you. If you insist on blogging about how others are hateful, that people are full of hate and vitriol… Hahahaha, take a look in your own back yard. Nice videos. It does not matter when you made them, or who they were intended for. It’s the internet you ignoramus… e-mail that shit to the 8 people you wanted to share it with, don’t put it on YouTube. I can’t feel sorry for such a dumbass.

    You are going to insist you are a professional writer, right? That’s rich. You and your self published books and your assignment desk that any of us could have if we signed up. Look here you twit, I am actually published… yep, in a book that you can actually purchase at a book store, or Amazon! OMG… you do that and I may recognize you as my peer, and not a fly buzzing about my head.

    Get some brains, shut the hell up and this will all die away. Keep flapping your lips and we will take your ass down. Your choice.

  16. Salish says:

    I love your award RCH, if I were to redo the cement in my driveway your star would be right in it.

    Also, I’d just like to mention that the post from “umm” on that super long fight blog where he/she wanted to see how skinny the post would get (when it was pressing the words on the page).. actually taught me why this blog is named wordpress. I get it all now. I am Einstein. And I feel comfortable posting stupid revelations like that.

    I’m home here

    • WordPress! Haha. I get it. Nice observation. I’m still laughing over umm. I woke up to all the nastiness and I was so upset that my happy little lala land of cartwheels and gum berries had been disturbed by such negativity. I almost had to call an energist for a scan but then in the middle of it all was that random little funny post and it made me laugh out loud.

      And I love my award too. It makes me officially authentically amazing. <– self promotion, it's what the pro's do.

      • Salish says:

        No kidding, I felt like I was getting raped by an episode of Law and Order, I was waiting for someone to yell “Check the footage” a la Jill Season 3 reunion.

        And thank you for introducing me to Jen she is the hot mess i’ve been dreaming of

        • You’re welcome. I like to help people expand their horizons.

          • LynnnSocal says:

            Horizons vastly expanded, what a ride! Entertained me for the 2 days I was home sick. The Internet brings all kinds to the surface. You’re fortunate to attract the humorously, intelligent, snarkees. Reap what you sow. A life lesson a certain dysfunctional, bitterly unhappy child bearer will never learn. Off to work, you all have a lovely day!

    • Oh and I am so renaming that blog “the super long fight blog”. People on twitter are still asking for links to it. Lol.

  17. Rusty says:

    [I removed this post at the request of Rusty who regrets what she said and no longer wants to participate in the drama]

    • pleasestopthisisgettingold says:

      ROFL – I went back to end May to see what you were talking about, and came across this:

      Rusty says:
      June 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm
      Fantastic letter to Andy Lynn. I LOVE this website and I REALLY hate f’ing jill zarin.

      http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/2010/06/02/i-hate-jill-zarin-a-letter-to-andy-cohen-june-2-2010/

      • anon says:

        If you had to go back to the blog to see what Rusty was talking about then I would hazard to guess that you weren’t there at the time. A LOT of that stuff got deleted. People who were there know what happened. Nice try on discrediting Rusty though.

    • I’m sorry, but I edited the nasty remarks out of your comment. I really don’t like to censor, but I would prefer that you not use my comment section as a place to tell people to fuck off and things like that. Please keep the anger in the super long fight blog.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        LMAO RCH…YOU SO CRAZY! LOL

        You don’t like fights, but if they are going to fight take it to the next blog! LOL You do like the UFC don’t ya?

      • Tuzentswurth says:

        I am a huge fan and supporter of RCH,… the reason? She and her posters are hilarious, there is a load of fun to be had here, and she has a finely tuned instinct about knowing when to “hold ’em or when to fold ’em”. (She rightfully rarely “folds ’em”). She remains real, grounded, doesn’t apologize for who she is (a great satirist and equal opportunity offender) and doesn’t monitor nor try to control or influence her fans. She “gets” what this is. Love ya RCH!
        (Not in a stalking way. ;-P)

  18. housewifeaddict says:

    Up all night watching youtube’s of Phaedra – trying to find her eating canned food or packaged meat. Dang you RCH for issuing the challenge – still looking ………..

  19. WindyCityWondering says:

    Blogger Bash Island was the perfect way to end whatever was spilled here the other night. Having followed all the players, except Jenn, I have to say that together you all get the job done on the housewives franchise. And now that I have read/seen Jenn’s stuff – you were way too kind!
    I love my housewives crazy, my bloggers snarky and love posters who are witty and on topic!

  20. Cakers says:

    Another hilarious re-cap blogger!
    http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com

    • LOL
      This guy is funny! I’m gonna add him to my “Other Blogs You Should Be Reading” page. You know, that page up there that none of you ever click on.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      YES! He’s another hysterical blogger. Love the nicknames he gives the “reality stars”. He does the HW’s, Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, 16&Pregnant DWTS etc. and it’s a hoot!

  21. For those of you still asking what the drama was all about, Lynn left this comment on her blog:

    http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/2010/11/17/i-hate-jill-zarin-the-fashion-show-millionaire-matchmaker-guest-blogs/

    “I know that some of you have questions about what happened over the past few days. You will find the majority of the story/drama over on Real City Housewife’s blog and through some of the links that are posted there. Some things were deleted, not here but some of the links.

    If you’re not interested in it, disregard this post, if you want to hear the story, the whole story from my point of view, please send me an email with “STORY” in the subject line and I’ll email you the whole story.

    It isn’t Housewives or Bravo drama and I don’t write blogs about Twitter wars or blog drama so it’ll be available by email only. It isn’t like Jill’s secret private email LOL Feel free to send it to anyone who might be interested.

    Just an email, it can be blank as long as “STORY” is in the subject line, I’ll email you what I know about all of this tomorrow (Thurs). Names will be protected of those who are innocent, all others are fair game! lol

    LynnAHudson@gmail.com or LynnAHudson@aol.com

    That’s the last time I’ll talk about it here. Nite all”

  22. over rated says:

    keep kidding yourself ‘if’ you think.. Dina or Jenn have the time to be patroling your stalking blog 24/7 hours a day.. I’m sure she’s got better things to do

    • Duchess of Dryer Lint says:

      Not 24 hours a day. She clearly stated in her ALL CAPS shout outs that she is here sometime between 5 and 7 pm. 🙂

    • LilyLynn says:

      Then who is giving all the thumbs down? Lol.

    • Damnert says:

      Offff course MizzWhackyHack doesn’t read this blog! *snort* She just responds to it by Co-Winky-Dink in her own blog, right ?*wink*

      She supposedly made her blog private? Awww, come on, where’s her sense of humor that we hear about all the time?

      She was giving me a lot of laughs :O)

    • Damnert says:

      Gotta ask. You mentioned Dina AND Jenn, then said “she has better things to do” Have those two combined brain cells in the hope of melding into one coherent thought? *curious look* You just did a Faux Pau LOL

  23. car54 says:

    The blog http://jennifergsale.wordpress.com was marked private by its owner. If you were invited to view this blog, please log in below. For more information about blog privacy settings, please visit our support site.

  24. smarter than your average toad says:

    nice try Arsenic your lines fell flat you should have covered your tracks after you first started posting as otaypanky, cocopuffs, WSL, WSM, uppersidewestdude ,Arsenic and all the above. You may have your groupies fooled but I’m the smartest out of the bunch! Now if you’d excuse me. I have to get back to my heap of paper work, have a legal briefing tomorrow. I bid thee well.

  25. smarter than your average toad says:

    p.s I meant coocoopuffs as your other alias happy hunting

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  27. Raquel Papel says:

    ha…I was wondering why you added UFC to your headline (or is it a byline) now I understand. funny

  28. eric sale says:

    she is in prison, give her a break!

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