I don’t have an end to that joke. Sorry. But here’s this:
Ok. I guess I don’t have a choice, so here goes… let’s try to get this over with quickly. I don’t understand why people are attacking other bloggers on my blog. Unlike Jenn, they have their own blogs with comments sections where you can write to them.
I don’t censor what is written here or delete comments, but I am asking a couple of you (out of respect to me) to please leave your arguments and personal problems with certain people off my page. I don’t like angry comments, it kills the mood in here. This is not the place for it. Not everyone is going to get along and I don’t foresee anything being resolved here, so let’s just move on, shall we?
Jenn wrote a bullshit blog and I called her out on it the same way I do with the Housewives who are full of shit. For those of you who think I was “doing Lynn’s bidding” I was not. Jenn wrote that blog in response to my blog and it was pointed out to me, so I read it. Up until then I had only ever read her ChicagoNow blog and her writing is always light and funny so I judged her on that and assumed she was a light and funny person. I didn’t know she had a personal blog where the writing is very different. I guess her CN blog is just her “cranking out the content editors like” and not a reflection of who she really is. Although no on else seemed to be surprised by the things she wrote in her personal blog, I was. It was nasty and mean and insulting to so many people (commentors and “hobby bloggers”) so I tried to find the funny in the nastiness and point it out so we can all laugh. I like to keep it real and keep things honest, but in a funny light way. Real life is serious enough. Let’s use this as a place to laugh.
No matter what Lynn may or may not have said in DM’s, it doesn’t change the fact that Jenn’s blog was wrong. If you want to tell a friend in DM that you don’t like a certain person, I don’t see a big problem with that. Not everyone is going to like each other and I don’t expect anyone to pretend to like everyone. If Jenn had a problem with Lynn she should have said something to her. If Jenn had a problem with my post about the Yahoo guy she should have said something to me. Or she could have said nothing at all. Her blog post was backhanded. Right out of LuAnn’s book of how to insult people. In real life we all have people we don’t like. You may tell a friend in private that you don’t like a certain mutual acquaintance. We all do it. But we don’t all get up on stage at the next event, grab the microphone, and announce to the whole party that we don’t like that person or anyone that is friends with that person regardless of whether or not they did anything to us or if we even know them. No one would find that acceptable behavior in real life, and I don’t find it to be acceptable behavior on the internet. Not everyone has to like each other. But public bashings are not necessary. Jenn wrote things that I disagreed with and told some lies and I pointed them out. That’s all. The purpose of this was not to bash anyone. It was to point out the truth and laugh at it.
Whew. So with that out of the way – guess what? I signed up for Associated Content! Everyone clap for me! Lol. Actually, the funny thing is, when I went to sign up it turned out that I already had an account and didn’t even know it. I guess I signed up to comment on content or something, I don’t remember doing it. I poked around a bit to see what it was all about. Honestly, anyone can sign up. You don’t need a degree in journalism or any sort of proof that you know how to use a spell check. So I think maybe we should just leave the “professional” writing to the people who studied journalism in college and are reporting important things for CNN and stuff like that. As far as I’m concerned, whether you write on WordPress or AC, whether you get paid $300 a month or do it for free – really, we’re all just hobby bloggers.
Here are some things to laugh at while I work on my next post:
http://www.youtube.com/user/jennsale#p/a/u/1/6SyRK_00-ew
And this just never gets old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ATNoXHh2s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVE0lhCut7E&feature=related
realcityhousewife.wordpress.com 
WOO-HOO!!! RCH is back!
Wow.. I’m so happy the blog’s returning to normal. That was intense verbal warfare. I’ll say again, I come here expressly to read your blog, laugh and have a good time. Cant wait for RHOBH recap later this week.
See you soon. Peace out. 🙂
WOW…So glad all that SHIT is behind us..for a minute i thought maybe i had done a hit of acid and was really tripping…AH the good old days…when girls met in the parking lot and beat the shit out of each other…pulled hair and everyone was called a slut…..then we cried..hugged and smoked a KOOL cigarette and went cruising in the corvair…….
May sanity quietly restore itself to all our lives and we MOVE FORWARD..we have HOUSEWIVES to snark on…..
Hugs and MOSTLY Peace
TheDesignDiva
Amen Sistah!
So, last night the hubs and I went to dinner and did a spot of shopping. I tried out some waterproof longlasting lipstick on the back of my hand. They are not kidding. I have tried everything I have in my face cleaning arsonal and am still forced to run my errends with a pink, red and plumberry stripe on my hand :0 any suggestions?
Have you tried olive oil?
As a licensed aesthetician (in two states) and because I have a couple of degrees in communications, I can give you an expert explanation to my answer to your question. Seriously, though, if you have a makeup stain, use an oil-based cleanser… oil removes oil and everyone has olive oil or vegetable oil around the house. Let me know how it worked.
What’s with all the thumbs down??? Has Dina been here?
I think the thumbs down is our troll. Old habits are hard to break I guess.
Try an eraser…OR…good old spit…It works for me, but then again Mr Ford says if i could bottle my spit WE’D BE RICH……wink wink
TheDesigndiva
Rubbing alcohol
Concealer
Sandpaper?
Acid. Not the chemical that eats your skin. The hallucinogenic kind you score on campus. I promise you will not notice that goop on your hand anymore.
LOL @ AdGirl
…and if you notice the goop it will be very pretty! You will have an ‘experience’ AND understand the meaning of life. Please get back to me when you find out, okay? TY
LOL
yeah, until they start talking to me!
When I was a makeup artist and I would test colors on the back of my hand I would use eye makeup remover to get it off.
I always found baby oil good for removing waterproof mascara. And years ago I used some stuff that you’d swear you would have to sandblast off.
Eye makeup remover is expensive baby oil. Pretty bottles cost money
Has happened to me many times. Baby oil. Olive oil is tastier if you want to lick it off but I have never tried that make up removal method…yet.
If nothing takes it off, duct tape over it.
Minkey: Duct tape works for just about everything!
Vaseline & duct tape! Where would we be without them?
Tecnologically challenged and lonely on a Saturday night.
oh…what were we talking about?
never mind….
That really was me. oops
Hey! I know that cat!! Is this catsamewsed?
Okay I came back to tramp in the blog, Meg 196something. Yes, I thought the avatar and the crazy so obvious but then again…. lol
p.s. still scaredy cat about some posters which is why i lurked until this woodpile showed up ack ack
At first I thought hubs meant more than one hubby. Hey, to each his own….
I thought it was a reference to my car hubcaps. I am so 1979
polygamy only works for men. No woman wants to have to clean up after multiple husbands. However, if my hubs wants to bring in seconds it is cool with me—as long as SHE does the vacuuming and cleans the kitchen and bathroom. 🙂
Snap!!!
well I’ve used nail polish remover to get spray paint off my hands before..worked like a charm…might be a little extreme for lipstick removal
gotta move it on over here. Remember folks. Carnation milk is best for all, no tits to pull ,no hay to haul. No buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch! Now lets all cheer up and let put your hair up resume to her snarky writing about Dina so I can bitch at her and all of you . Happy joobie hunting
LOL
Now I gotta find something mean to say about Dina….
Let me check youtube and see if there is anything new.
I’m sure you won’t have to search too hard-lol
Did you see Dina tweet yesterday that she took her truck into the shop because the heater wasn’t working. She said he turned the knob from blue to red and now it works.
I ask – Could she possibly be that dumb? I’m sure the dumb bitch has used a car heater in the past, living in NJ. FFS, I use one down here! And the blue for cool, red for hot thing has been around for ages.
Now that’s some funny shit right there!
I took my car to the Bedazzler Car Wash. 2 fer Tuesday. What a deal!
She should quit saying those things out loud and letting people know how stupid she is.
Nice
OMG … I luve me some RCH… this was shaping up to be a bad week for me personally and here…your Canada and Perspective pic snapped me right out of it Hahahahaha
originally got jumbla fugmata from my 3yr old newphew was out eating dinner few months back he wasn’t agreeing with the time out my sister gave him so he sat and pouted, started screaming jumble words we asked him what the hell he said he pushed his lips out and said this is some bushwa fugawa we still couldn’t understand what he said and he yelled I said this is some bushwa fugawa so my family and I from then on flip the words and re named it jumbla fugmata he was trying to say this is some F ing bull shit!
Finally an explanation! He’ll laugh one day when he gets older and hears the story about how he created a new word used by grown women on the internet when he was only 3 years old. LOL
apply fresh lime or lemon to cut and clear the stain.
awww trollie you seems so normal today.
Are you @rainbow?
it’s OK I won’t tell.
Maybe they don’t know how to use the ‘thumbs up’ button, only the ‘thumbs down’. Harhar.
Comment came out in the wrong place. Oil well.
Glad to see some normalcy here today. Don’t get to normal; I like my hobby bloggers to be a little crazy.
Thanks for the shoutout FLY you are and always will be my fruity little nutcake.
wow trollie groupies! You have hit the big time! so jealous
I’m going to warn you – do not leave this blog. Right next to it, there are little flesh eating pygmies with bones in their noses and spears flying from their hands. I was skeered.
So I ran. And found that RCH had posted a new blog.
I LOVE HER… mean it. 😛
You and me both! I tiptoed in, looked around slowly and let the breath out I’d been holding.
Oh, and yeah, I laughed at “BoneR”. In related news: yes, I’m 12
I laughed at BoneR too. 😀
flesh eating pygmies hahahaha
Re: Jenn’s youtube video
Could you imagine if she was the mom of one of your kids school mates and you saw this video? She was bashing the woman for making gourmet snacks. So I guess it’s not just bloggers she likes to attack.
And to those of you who were asking why Lynn is on the podcast with Carly who “doesn’t contribute anything to the show” (although I disagree) – this is why. Because when you have long conversations by yourself it sounds crazy.
snort
1. Thank Gawd my Mother passed away before there was a YouTube.
2. If she’d ever thought of doing that chit, I’d be on the phone begging CPS for placement.
3. I looked at all three YouTubes. Was she under the influence? There should be laws against Mother’s using YouTube.
4. Am I posting on this blog to eventually give up my secret identity as a double spy, cos someone is gonna trace my IP addy and learn I’m REALLY not Islamic and I’m not posting from Kabul? *Things to Ponder* LOL
For real? You’re not in Kabul? Damn.. I had my World clock on my cell phone set on Kabul time so I could keep up with your ass.
Noooo Meg! I am actually a 65 year old man trying to ply all you sexy women out there into cybersex through twitter DM. It hasn’t worked yet, but I’m putting my laptop through the wash machine to clean out all those wicked DM’s lest they be become public. *Whoopsieeee*
BTW the fact that you flirted with me in DM will be our lil secret *wink* I don’t DM and tell *snicker*
Oh FFS.. I’m sooooooo embarrassed. All this time I thought you were a hot, American spy.
Damn.
Is my face red?
Forget that. She was coming on to a freakin’ cat. wink wink my little ole man. Kinkeeeeeeey.
p.s. Spay and/or neuter your pet before giving them a twitter acct. Thank You. The management
LOL @ Kitty
Whoa, mew 2
*Example of 2 much time in twitchosis
Kabul? How kool.
Heh.
What? I have long conversations by myself all the time. Sometimes, I even argue.
As long as you don’t put it on youtube or a reality show, I think it’s ok.
Although a youtube video of you arguing with yourself would give us all something to laugh about.
My personal fav was the YouTube about things coming out of her ass that shouldn’t be. *Food Poisoning*
This could I’m thinking sooooo many rude things right now….
Someone Bitch slap me….
Whose ass?
You gotta watch her YouTubes Tams.
Jenn’s ass. She seriously made a youtube about having food poisoning.
I do not lie.
Okay, you guys are grossing me out! I couldn’t watch a whole 2 minutes of that PTA vid… no way I’m watching one about her ass and what’s coming out of it!
The only safe twit war is a twitwar with yourself. Also, so much easier and less time consuming
*slap slap* Sorry dear but…okay, she is a chunky pudgeball, esp. for her age. Okay? ( my one and only snark entry on this subject for my dear, dear dealer RCH xx) Now move on and start preparing for new updates. So much to cover other than this debacle, yes?
Whoa. Dudes! Looks like I picked the wrong day to:
a) quit smoking
b) quit drinking
c) quit amphetamines
d) quit sniffing glue
e) be in a later time zone than most y’all
f) be incommunicado
f) jumblatta fuggmata myself
h) blame Canada
i) none of the above
j) all of the above
k) other
But now in the spirit of all things bright and beautiful, let’s all join hands and listen to a sweet uplifting song, one of my faves and I’m sure one of yours too. …
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/448850e8b7/cheering-up-a-sick-kid-with-song-from-airplanefan
There’s also a nice clip of how to calm someone down in stressful situations. Kim G: take note.
I just have to ask. Why on earth would you want to quit doing any of those things you listed? I do them all and there ain’t a hot damn thang wrong with me.
You must have been making fun of me. Did you know I am the #1 ranked lard wrestling champ in the Southeast? Hey.. it didn’t come easy I had to smoke a lot of weed and sniff a lot of glue to get to where I am today.
So just remember that.. I’m the #1 lard wrestling champ in the SE. And say good things about me. Ok?
I have officially lost my fuckin mind.
Regionals are coming up soon for Lard wrestling. I have to warn you that I am a worthy opponent and look forward to meeting you in the Lard Tub. I hope to woop your ass and claim the title for myself. 🙂
Tam has seen my lard wrestling pics! Remember them Tam?
Oh lordy..oops I mean lardy. 😉
Scared a bucket o’ wee outta me. Yes ma’am.
What kind of glue? Need to know. Regionals coming to CT soon and I am out of shape.
Hell, that’s nothing. I’m the world champion procrastinator and I took state in ass pickin’! So there!
Nothing wrong with me either… well, except for the itchy ass thing.
One of my fav lines in a song “It’s been the cause of all my sorrow but I think I’ll quite tomorrow ‘cuz I sure could use a hit right now.” Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Now lets all sit around a campfire, make s’mores, and sing Kumbaya. I will belch the harmony part
Also wondering whose ass tambuncha numbers picked?… and was it fun?
Alls I know (tm the Countess) is thank the lord you didn’t say she had square tits. There might have been some feuding and cussing and mean stuff said if you’d-a-done that!
I just watched the 1st video and um, wasted much?
Note to self: Don’t Drink and Tube.
Good Lord! I finally had to see crazy in action so I clicked the link. I only made it as far as “dirty whore”. Yeah that’s at the beginning.
lol
Happy to see things getting back to “normal” troll included! I admit I am out of the loop with a lot of the allegations that were bantered about, and I’m glad. It takes too much energy to participate in that stuff! 🙂
1. You said you didn’t want to talk about Jenn anymore, but you linked that sorry video to your blog
2. Good thing you don’t want to talk about Jenn because I am speechless
3. The PTA video is a testament to why Jenn came after her critics. Can we say petty and self absorbed?
4. I’m glad we don’t have to focus on her anymore
5. You have boobs in your blog
1. I don’t think I said I don’t want to talk about Jenn anymore. I def wanna talk about that video.
2. If you were truly speechless then there wouldn’t be a #3. Just sayin
3. I can say petty and self absorbed. See, I just said it! I also think this video lends proof to the “jealousy” theory.
4. Then you might not like my next blog.
5. Boobs make everything better
LOL! I guess I really am still 12 years old- I see “Boobs” and I giggle.
See?
Boobs, Boner. Both are worth a juvenile giggle
Fart – teehee.
How come nobody is giving my comments a thumbs up? I only have two and I voted for one of them!!!!
I’ll give u a thumbs up!
Thank you!
Lol…I gave you one.
I love Boobs. I sit with mine on my lap everyday.
No, I’m not kidding. I have 36 Longs.
36 longs…now in the teehee stage. Too many funny comments here. I love it
First I’d like to commend the Canadian government for sending in a super duper spy who has integrated herself into the Housewives Clan of America. Her crazy references and snarky humor has pit housewife against housewife baring teeth and pounding their chest, all for the title of Best Housewives Blogger on the net. BTW she’s competing too! LOL
On her blog she has turned furry animals into snarling killers, well cooked steaks are charred, casual drinkers are now alcoholics, stair dwellers into Cinderellas, lurkers are now streakers, hedge fund winners acting like tree and lawn trimmers, dyslexics are now anorexics and well known bloggers are now leather strapped floggers! She’s a friggin magician eh!
OH CANADA how could you…send us a snarky raging alcoholic who is cute, funny and likeable but doesn’t share her weed? Hey RCH light it, pass it and watch what happens next! 😉
I swear I didn’t do it on purpose.
Puff puff pass!
I saw a tshirt the other day that said “Canadians Are ‘eh Holes.” Being from ND I got a little chuckle out of that. No offense intended.
Haha. I like that.
OMG…how did I NOT know you were one of us ((((dumb canuck)))
A short story by Sardonica To Amber
re: post
I love you
xxx
Love you back! 😉
Since we aren’t bringing up that PTA video…I’m just dumbfounded. I mean more so than I am on a normal basis!! WTF <~~~ that's it, that's all I'm left with in my fuggmatta head.
I loved the dollar bill, even though, it's illegal to deface American money. Good thing you are in Canada! 🙂
Oh, and thank gawd that my son went outside to play with a friend when I listened to the video!
RCH- put a warning b/4 playing that PTA video…no kids need to be around!
It’s illegal to deface American money? Where was I when that went on?
I’ve seen more than one George Washington with a Snidely Whiplash Mustache…
Tam, don’t worry they are printing money as we speak so write on all the dollars you want and pass me all your gold nuggets! Soon, it’s not going to be worth the paper that it’s printed on.
You are shocked huh? Me too.
I learned how to roll a joint with a dollar bill.
Well written. Now this is how sensible people think. I’m sorry but the You Tube with Jenn made me feel sorry for her. To me, she really came off bad. Not funny and flat out nasty.Guess we saw the real Jenn there and I don’t think it was complimentary to her. Again, great “hobby blog”!
Thank you!
The funniest thing was in the middle of all this drama someone sent me a tweet and said “You need to get a hobby”
Lol. This is my hobby – duh. That’s what started all the drama in the first place.
I have never heard of this Jenn person, let alone read her blog, so thank you RCH for bringing normality back to this blog. I was so lost there for a while with who did what and so forth. I enjoy lurking in the background and prefer reading all the snarkiness this blog has to offer as oppose to any other! Thank you for the laughs and the great recaps that you post.
Can I come out of my OD’ induced coma? I want my safe snarky happy blog back. I read a book , well 1/2 book this afternoon. Please don’t make me go back to real life. I like it here and missed the usual suspects. Regarding the book. As I was reading I hit page 104 and all of a sudden every other page was missing as in no print, nada, nothing blank pages ? I am a bookworm and this type of printing error ( yes, I read actually paper. No Kindle for me. ) only happend to me once before. I was trumatized. Between this blog and the book the other day I can hardly wait for Thusday night epi of RHBH and the follow up here.* Shakin’ and sweatin’* Remember, RCH and usual amusing and dramaless suspects, YOU are family to me and who ever messes with MY family messes with ME* applies clown makeup* : D
happened* traumatized*and a bunch of other errors. I am scared to post now after reading the ‘nasties’ I haven’t even hit the happy fluid yet
I’m such an idiot. I actually started clapping when you wrote clap for me. Duhhhh LOL
Laugh out LOUD! That reminds of trying to surprise a friend once with something in my hands, and I said ‘close your eyes’, and he did. He was driving. He suddenly realized his error and we both cracked up.
sorry if I give myself away then I’ll be giving away other identities of Housewives who doesn’t want to admit publicly that she and other housewives enjoys reading these blogs and even sometimes they come in here as trolls to get a good laugh 🙂 we mean no harm :p
we know Dina.
Just don’t get all fugmatta about your LadyBug financials k?
You didn’t know red meant HOT? Damn, Dina.
I think Jac used to come around….but we ran outta snacks. 😦
Girl, you better give me some warning before you send me off to JS’ youtube channel. I just spent 8 minutes listening to her complain about PTA stepford wive moms who are overweight and can’t dress.
Contradiction anyone? Aren’t stepford wives impeccably groomed and brainless?
Really, I don’t care. I don’t care. But her daughter Emma is very cute.
That contradiction was the least of the things wrong with that video.
ha. good point. I bet the other parents aren’t the only ones at that school givin this woman the stinkeye.
That video was one Hoff short of a cheeseburger.
Thats very funny Mickey!!
Glad someone gets me. 😛
haha
I’m dying to watch that video! My computer is in the kitchen, and my girls are eating dinner right now. I can’t wait for some alone time so I click it on, crank it up and see what everyone’s talking about!
Has anyone looked at all the hits to Stink Eye’s videos since RCH posted this blog? What is a stink-eye anyway?
When i first saw the video today..it had 72 views in the last year. it now has 134. The power of the ‘hobby blogger’ is remarkable.
Add one more to her counter.
Wow, she’s trashier and younger than I had pictured in my mind. What a role model! Just who does she think her audience is for that mindless ramble? I don’t wear Crocs or a Bumpit, and I don’t hover around my kids’ school, but let me say, Jenn would run and hide from MY stink eye. Actually, more than once, I’ve discouraged my kids from hanging around with kids who have Jenns as moms. I think there’s some farm somewhere where they grow them. Maybe Yucca Valley.
That made me L O L for real
oldie but a goodie- much like myself
MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY HOW DOES WALL STREET MILLIONS GROW??? WITH HEDGEFUNDS LENT, TAX PAYERS DOLLARS SPENT!!! Now WATCH LADY MANOR BILLIONS GROW!!! Ta la tee dee da mawee
I once took a trip to Sedona that’s a town in Northwest Arizona. I bought a hat from a blind Acrobat but the hat had a brutal persona! La tee dee da dum la wee cra pree mee mee
IF JONAH HAD GONE TO YALE INSTEAD OF BEING SWALLOWED BY THE WHALE. HE’d HAVE A DIPLOMA , A BETTER AROMA AND A POSH LITTLE BEACH HOUSE IN VAIL . BA ROO A COO TA LEE BA MOOOOOOO
Hey, can I have a hit of whatever you’re smoking?
Save some for me!!
Just watched the 1st JS video. Good God above! What is the point of posting a “bitch & moan” video on Youtube? Who in the world wants to listen to that $hit?
(And by the way, if a PTA Mom is the biggest thing that’s grinding your a$$, I’d say you really don’t have too much to complain about!)
But it’s all so relevant, you see, because she’s the poor man’s Camille!
She’s busy!
She can’t bake real cookies like those fat lazy sexless Stepford moms because she’s doing crunches, watching her kids, making pointless videos in her diningroom and taking care of her 87 year-old grandmother. It’s all you fault, Granny!
Poor Grandma.
I SEE I GOT 4 THUMBS DOWN COME ON U CLOWNS DON’t BE SO DUMB. I LIKE TO WATCH GLEE WHILE I SIP ON TEA WITH A BOWL OF GELATO KIWI. LAA REE TEE DEE DA DA
I KNOW A GUY NAME CHRIS IS WIFE SLAPS HIM AROUND LIKE A BITCH. SHE ONCE WAS A HOOKER . HE MARRIED HER THINKING SHE’d BE THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE COOKER BUT SHE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS THAN MORE!!!!
I see.
yawnnnnnnn
About the video; Why is a woman who is clearly 50 lbs overweight calling other women “40 lbs overweight?” Is her mirror broken? I don’t dare call others fat ‘cuz I usually have a chocolate stain somewhere…
Moron.
Same here, sistah.
I know a kid name Albie, he still plays with Laura’s Barbie. His moms a clown think she runs this town . We are thick as thieves would you ever believe if I told you 3 yrs ago her sister got a real Scicilian beatdown??? A weeeee teeee deeee laaaa raaaaaaaa
Now I thought there was an Albie on RHONJ? But his sister’s name is Lauren. So you must know a different Albie.
Albie’s mom’s sister. Allegedly. Aren’t there like a pack of sisters/brothers?
I decided to watch the PTA video again. Call me a glutton for punishment.
How can she diss anybody with that hair?? Come on. If I decided to put a video on youtube bashing people, I would make damn sure my hair, make-up and clothes was spot on.
Just sayin’.
Was should be *were*.. just thought I’d add that.
And ummmm… she claims to be a vegan.. but she looks like she’s been eating some ribs, for real though.
but did you hear her? She DID do her hair and makeup. She does them every day! What is her just rolled out of bed look?
I know a chick name Jac she once was on Vegas crack. Bosses caught her red handed ,back in high school she was so candid now she’s left with a long paper trail to track
I think her face, skin and teeth are beautiful (she even has a pretty nose), but she’s a mean fatty and clearly mental. I run from people like this as fast as my Shox will take me.
Lisett=Squirrels
Remember the Miata she rides alone in?
Poor Rodent wants a friend !
Humm no takers, wonder why ?
Oh, the picture is 15 years old & the personality old & rancid!
She’s the one w/fat arms. Oh sorry sorry that was Ashley.
Any volunteers to be Squirrels’ friend ?
Yes its true Rodent girl impersonates people she wants to be & so its hard to know which personality you will get But please be kind she has alot baggage.
“Be my Friend!”
(info on above very public site too)
CEASE FIRE!!!
This is a peace zone.
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I know a lady name Kim her husband J God I feel sorry for him. He had a side bunny Kim got pissed and waste all his money on some Murino toy boy tail Mr. G Attorney’s service them with papers now her little toy boy has bailed . A laaa weee meee a keee
I know a gyal name Danielle she don’t have much brain cells she’s dumb as a sock sexy as a fox and likes cleaning Tommy’s shamrock
I know a guy name Joe he owes the Scicilianos lots of dough If I were him, he’d know he’s threading on slim because few years back they’d already dig up his family friend Ampelio in some European country side buried past 6 feet under some snow .now heres where it gets a lil tricky please bare wity me cam lille bit tipsy!!! Teresa da chimp also borrowed cash from guisseppe scicilian mob pimp if they dnt pay them back he ll end up like his uncle in italy walking with a limp their in some deep serious shit she thinks their playing with some hbo sopranos dim wits the caporgime in italy alreadi roll the dice and warned them twice that scicilians dnt play nice a weeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ta leeeeeeee
I’m glad you called an end to all that bizarre shit that was going on in the last posts comments. THAT is the exact reason I barely participate on twitter. It’s stupid, confusing and not even remotely entertaining.
There are so many things wrong with that PTA video. Let’s have a rundown, shall we?
– Again with the ebonics. This really grates on my nerves. It’s like she’s trying desperately to be young and fun but it’s more than a little obvious that she’s just some bored middle aged hag who’s watched a little bit too much MTV. Newsflash: you’re a middle class white woman with 3 small children. You have no business talking like Snoop Dogg. You aren’t cute. You’re embarrassing.
– Apparently nobody ever told her that laughing at your own lame jokes makes them even lamer.
– Is she high?
– She gives her very young daughter a pack of pens to play with and talks over her so that she can continue to boost her own ego. Nice.
– Swearing in front of the kid is something most people do by accident at least occasionally. Admit it, moms! You’ve done it. But I don’t believe I’ve ever witnessed someone be so flippant and deliberate about it. “yeah, I swear in front of my kid all the time. AND? HAHAHA!”. Ok, lady.
– Trash talking your kids’ schoolmates parents on a public forum like youtube is not only a very stupid idea, but it’s also selfish. That puts your kids social life in jeopardy. Not cool.
– I don’t believe for a second that she actually said any of the things she was pathetically bragging about. IE- telling the other moms that she wishes the liquor store was open before 9am or saying her husband is in prison. Those are the types of lies that teenagers tell in order to appear tough and edgy. So basically, if she DID say those things then she’s a socially inept lunatic. If she DIDN’T say those things (and like I said- I doubt she did) then she’s a socially inept imbecile with some serious complexes. She’s fucked in either case.
I suggest she get help, and I’m not saying that for snarks sake. I have no doubt that this womans social problems are far worse in real life than they are online- and that’s saying a lot.
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Okay, this is getting to be like work. Be back later my little RH dealer. My own internal war:
I want to enter drama. Could be fun.
No! Don’t, Sardonica! Not fun. Makes you tense and can be hurtful to others.
Oh, but please…making me laugh.
No, no time consuming and bad. You are an old lady, well errm woman. you know better!
Oh, I have so much snark to typo out on this subject
Must take high road
But why? No fun in high road. Low road has laughs galore and I have many opinions on this subject. Been lurking on several blogs for well, only months…but
Leave now. Come back when the war is over you namby pamby
*sigh*
Have fun and enjoy!Please make this a fun place again. Thank You
You are wuss, Sardonica
* chugging back bottle of Pinot ( in a lady like manner, of course wink wink )
A Public Service Announcement: Drinking and posting may be injurious to absolutely no one so go ahead and do it… ffs
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