Just last episode Phaedra was talking about being a big time entertainment lawyer to the stars and representing celebrities. This episode they show her taking on a petty drug case from a local nobody. Haha.
Candy is in the recording studio with Ne-Yo. He says “Well it’s been proven that anyone can get on the stage and kinda sorta sing.” Naturally this leads to a conversation about Kim. Kandi says she screwed her out of making any money off of Tardy for the Party. I thought Kandi was supposed to be a business woman. She should sue the shit outta Kim, she made that song happen.
Next we meet Cynthia. At first I didn’t even realize that she was the new cast member because she looks so different with this Caroline Manzo style hair. I don’t know what is going on in the hair salon’s of Atlanta, but they need to call Salon Makeover ASAP. I think Sheree is the only one who’s hair doesn’t scare me.
Cynthia tells NeNe that she’s having reservations about getting married and that she doesn’t like the fact that her boyfriend gave her an ultimatum. NeNe found a way to turn that into a conversation about her and Greg and their marriage problems.
Sheree goes on a blind date with a man. Were you surprised that her date was with a man? I was. He sends a car to pick her up and she is impressed. But the car drops her off at a total dive and she is disappointed. Then she see’s him and he’s cute so she’s happy again. Then he gives her flowers from the supermarket and she’s pissed. But then he takes time to teach her how to dance so she likes him.
Kim gets invited to perform at a big party for the gay’s because apparently they love her song. The gays are a tight community and they like to support their own. (That would have been funnier if Kim had never pretended to be a lesbian and we were still making drag queen jokes…. oh never mind.)
NeNe’s son comes over to her house to talk about moving back home. NeNe tells us that he got arrested because he walked into a prison with marijuana in his pocket. That’s a joke all by itself. I can’t say even anything to make that funnier than it already is.
Something about Phaedra and an ultra sound… Not interesting. Goody two-shoes is boring.
Kim showed up early to make up for skipping the show last year. She’s still sticking with the “sick daughter” excuse. I don’t know about you guys, but Kim doesn’t strike me as the type of mom who would miss a party for her daughter. She seems like the type that would slip her some cough syrup and sneak out after she passes out.
Cynthia, being a responsible club owner and all, offers NeNe a private room to kill Dwight in.
Listen girl, I can’t be letting blood get all over my paying customers so just take him into the back room and if you have to, just shank him real quick. I have two bouncers at the back door ready to throw the body into the dumpster. Don’t worry girl, I got your back.
Then NeNe stabs Dwight in the back…
Next week Kim performs her song live, and Dwight comes back from the dead to fight with Sheree.