For those of you who are new to my blog; this is Caroline’s blog from the BravoTV.com website. I added my thoughts in bold so that you that you can read the bullshit along with me.
I Am What I Am
Caroline Manzo explains why she didn’t hug Danielle at the end of the reunion. (Because she offered a handshake and not a hug?)
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Hello again! 16 episodes have come and gone, and you’re still with us! For that I’m sending each and every one of you a huge hug! Thank you, thank you, thank you. (You’re welcome. But it’s not you we stuck around for. We all just really like to watch Teresa freak out on Danielle)
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. I’m really not interested in going over the whos, whats, whys, and wheres of the reunion. I think it’s all been said before.
I want to address my behavior and how I felt throughout the filming process, and then I’m going to pack up my Season 2 feelings and memories and put them on a shelf where they belong.
Week after week I watched someone accuse me of bullying, (which is what you did) physical threats (Dina threatened, and don’t even get me started on what Ashley actually DID), stalking, (while no one technically stalked her, Jac and T’s behavior/obsession could be considered “stalker-ish”) defamation (what all of you did), and God knows what else (I know what else – being a liar, a hypocrite, a puppet master, and a clown.) Week after week I watched that very same person do the EXACT thing she was accusing ME of to ME, MY HUSBAND, AND CHILDREN. (Did I miss the episode where Danielle bullied, physically threatened, stalked, and defamed Caroline, her husband, and her children?)
The reunion was my time to clear the air. (You mean roll your eyes?) It was my time to call her out on everything she’d said and done. I was at times rude, immature, and overbearing. (that’s putting it mildly) When the “apology” came along I knew it was fake and empty. If I thought for a moment, a millisecond, that there was any sincerity in it I would have accepted it. To accept her apology would have made me a hypocrite. (No, accepting the apology would have made you the bigger person, your constant defense of Teresa is what makes you a hypocrite.) I meant what I said when I told Jacqueline and Teresa that I hope they can step away from all the drama. (No you didn’t. You live for the drama. It’s the most interesting thing going on in your life) That’s all I ever wanted. (Yes, clearly that is what you wanted during all of your kitchen gossip sessions and when you encouraged Jac and Teresa to go to the fashion show) For those of you who believe I was angry at J. and T. for hugging her, you have it all wrong.(I don’t think so) I get why they hugged her — they wanted to end it. Good for them. I handle things differently. I wanted it to end too, but not on a lie. (you want it to end when you call the person garbage and they admit that you’re right) I’ve said it time and again; at the end of the day all you have is your name and reputation. (Which you managed to destroy this season) I’ve been able to keep a pretty good handle on it for 49 years. (I guess 49 years wasn’t a bad run. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted) I’m not about to give it up for “15 minutes” of fame. (Nope, you gave it up for 2 years of fame and another year on the way) Whatever I do or say will always be on my terms and no one else’s. (Because you are a controlling bitch) So if you think I’m a bitch, so be it. (Read my mind!) If you think I’m the best thing since sliced bread, (Lmao, yeah… ok) thank you. At least I can honestly say I am what I am. (And “what” are you exactly?)
Hope to see you next year…. (I hope to see Melissa next year)
Xoxo
C.
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best blog ever- and I’ve read alot.
Thank you!
Brilliant! I especially liked this part. “Whatever I do or say will always be on my terms and no one else’s. (Because you are a controlling bitch) So if you think I’m a bitch, so be it. (Read my mind!) ” LMAO
ME TOO! And my other laugh out loud was: I wanted it to end too, but not on a lie. (you want it to end when you call the person garbage and they admit that you’re right)
Aweome blog as usual…I hate Caroline. She is such a bitch.
boo
I just saw this comment. Lol
I wonder what you are going to say next season when Caroline makes a million excuses for Teresa’s perjury and fraud. Still gonna love her?
No….I won’t. I will be disappointed. I think she is trying to be loyal to a family friend and castmate. Caroline had no history or reason to be loyal to D so I think that is why she was quick to judge….but I can’t stand T and despise what she has done. So, if T is indicted or charged – I hope Caroline steps up and denounces what she has done. Actually, I wish Caroline would do it now. I am so sick of T, her lies, her greed, and her complete lack of remorse. Unfortunately, because Caroline was so quick to judge D – she now has to judge T by the same standards or she is a hypocrite. I want RAggedy Andy to ask Caroline this!
Don’t count on it. Caroline is also friends with Bernie Kerik who is now in jail. This is what she had to say about him: “You know, Bernie is a true patriot. Even though his country shit on him, he still loves his country, and that shows character.”
http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/57763/index2.html
Bernie Kerik has the character to:
1.) Triple time his wife, long time mistress, Jeanette Pinero, and book editor Judith Regan in an apartment paid for by NY taxpayers among other places.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/01/24/2008-01-24_bernard_keriks_double_affair_laid_bare.html
2.) Be called a “toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance” by a judge
http://nymag.com/search/search.cgi?fd=All&Ns=Relevance|0&search_type=sw&N=0&textquery=bernie+kerik&x=0&y=0&scope=sc-all
3.) Allegedly receive 250K worth of renovations on his Riverside home from “contractors” with business before the city.
http://www.makli.com/bernard-kerik-002887/
4.)Father a child in Korea while a serviceman and then walk away without any kind of support or acknowledgment at all for like 25 years. He wrote that in his book. Family is important to Caroline Manzo, right?
In all honesty though, I agree partially with caroline that he did show some true character when he pled guilty to something like 8 counts of tax evasion and/or lying to feds accepting responsible for breaking the law.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/11/bernie_kerik_pleads_guilty.html
Yet according to Caroline manzo, he’s the victim here. She’ll do exactly the same thing when teresa gets hauled off in handcuffs. Look at what she did on the reunion with the DUI incident. “He didn’t yawn, he was just tired and fell asleep at the wheel. Done. Move On, Andy.” right?
They’re all liars, every single one of them.
I don’t think pleading guilty shows any kind of character. If you know the charges against you can be proven, then you have a choice to either plead guilty and do half the time or take it to trial and do double the time if you lose. It had nothing to do with character, he just didn’t want to gamble when he knew the odds were stacked against him.
You are correct.
I went overboard on the snark and as a confirmed bridge-builder I always try to find some sort of good-ish piece of common ground. Good-ish being a relative term.
Good post, Distressed. Thanks for clearing up my confusion about what a true patriot is.
so my gut instinct now is walking around with a megaphone shouting ‘caroline schtupped bernie at some point in the past’, as evidenced by that nauseating devotion. thank for that.
I love reading your bullshit Bravo blogs, they’re gggreat! Esp. liked the line about the constant defense of T making C a hypocrite.
In her blog, she states she wasn’t angry at J & T for making up with D, and then tonight, a gift from Teresa on WWHL when she indicates that Caro WAS PISSED, esp at Jac. These woman just can’t keep their stories straight!
Lmao
I need to find a way to watch WWHL
What is it exactly? It’s like a 30 minute talk show on Bravo?
Maybe it’s because it’s live that I can never find it online.
you would LOVE WWHL!!!! They comment on what happened on the show and they answer questions live from twitter- When it’s on tweet the hell out of Andy so YOUR questions are asked. They all know who you are, it would be hilarious if your question was read live on the air!!!
I have to figure out how that live stream thing that Kelly’s always talking about works so I can get someone to point their phone at the tv for me!
ICHAT!!! You could watch it. Seriously let’s do this when someone who you know doesn’t like you comes on. Everyone will retweet Andy a million times whatever question you post! This is a great plan. Would love to see Kelly or Dinas face answering your question from twitter…… priceless!!!
You have to see an episode of the show to get how awesome this idea is. He reads twitter questions right off a card live while the show is on- just like the reunion but live. They only take questions that were tweeted live.
I need to get a life ommmmmmmgggg.
I wish we would have thought of this before Teresa came on! 😦
Maybe Caroline will come on soon. I have a good question for her!
Skype is the way to go. If you have Mac users iChat would work though.
Somebody with the right technology……Hook RCH up puh-leeze! The best I could do is tape the show on a vcr and mail it- hahahahaaha, sad but true. Maybe I could use Skype, but I’ve never had the need to.
I passed on WWHL. Didn’t want to see Andy’s biggest fan, a 12yr old boy. Ick. Meanwhile, it’s no surprise Teresa contradicted Caroline’s reaction to Jac and that long, love hug. Her brain and mouth were separated at birth it seems and there is no cure.
oh you have to see WWHL. If you can’t find it online, I will record it onto my camera and upload a crappy video. lol.
I do like your question about how can C defend T but accuse D of the same thing.
Cool. I’m gonna search for it tomorrow. I think I should be able to find it somewhere. If not I’ll let you know.
Yes, you HAVE to watch WWHL! They only ask questions posted 8 hours b/4 the show airs is what someone said (can’t remember) maybe Twilight?? They made Turrets T where a seatbelt!! Ben Weiner said he felt safer sense T was wearing the seatbelt!! When she’s asked the hard questions she starts stuttering and can’t complete her sentences! Does anyone watch Lie to Me? Awesome show! T needs to watch it b/c she does everything they say that is a tell-tell sign that someone is lying! T said that C was “upset” with Jac making the truce with Dirty D. T said that it was old news that they hid $250,000 ….(like this past Friday is old news) and that we DON’t need to believe everything we read! (I mean court documents…who believes that shit, PuuLease, people!) T said that she heard that D had been talking about her but T hasn’t said anything about D. The next sentence was I’m up here and D is down here …. Although, I’m sure that doesn’t count. They took a pole that people voted on Most classiest lady ath the NJ reunion C-54%, D-26%, Jac-13%, and T-7%. Andy asked T how she felt about that and she said “Whatever floats everyone’s boat.” She did say the nephew D was talking about was her brothers son….this is when the stuttering was at it’s best! Of coarse, Pansy Andy didn’t follow-up that with do you get along with your SIL (to give Andy credit…the seatbelt was loose!) T during the break asked Andy if she could take the seat belt off and he said NO!
That’s basically what I remember…I just watched it on DVR …my husband can’t stand any of the Housewife shows so I don’t force/torture him to watch! When he does sit through 5 minutes of it he is constantly making comments about how stupid they sound and how they can’t possibly have any integrity if they choose to be on that show. This causes me to miss all of the bitchy comments so I like to watch it alone!
but the best part of the poll was when Raggedy Andy announced the poll…T actually said she thought she would win! She really believed with her grunting, growling, cursing, swearing, pillow-throwing, screaming, screetching, finger pointing, face-making, in-your-face smackdown was CLASSY! HA HA HA….then R.A. asked Stacy and she looks at T and says “sorry, definitely not you” HA HA HA…..Then he reads the results and T seems dumbfounded that she came in last. She couldn’t believe the results. It was hilarious.
Like I said on previous blog…….the question about who was classiest was “a bullshit question”.
No one by actions or appearances was classy at all.
My husband does the same thing! lol All I hear is “how can you watch this!? I’m getting pissed just listening to these people!” I say “I am ROYALLY loving this, so go away!”
Thanks for the recap! I feel like I watched it now.
Didnt get to watch WWHL, A big Thanks to all.
I never admit who I like or don’t like- but Caroline annoys me so much. She has way before any business started with her constantly being obsessed w/Danielle. I think she acts SO JUDGMENTAL about anyone and everything. Where do you get off being and acting like that?? People think she acts like Mother Teresa- here’s a clue. You look like a way nicer person when you are exactly that- NICE. She is the meanest one on the show. She is just a sour person. ….. It’s creepy. aha
http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-2/videos
They only have the after show and best of moments now but the week of the show they have the entire show. I have started to enjoy this show more than the actual RH shows. I would love to have Andy read your questions. Also, you can submit questions on the Bravo site for the show. Put one out there every week on this blog and we can all ask the question of the week on the site and/or tweet it. Sounds like fun!
Great Caroline blog entry. So validating for me! After the show I am always left wondering, “am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy and who are all these people who adore these people and maybe I need to stop watching because I guess I don’t ‘get it’ and I will have to only be in my real life which is boring since I don’t know mafia families and ex-cons ( at least I don’t think I do?) and who wants to do that? I mean…geeeeee…every girl needs a lame hobby, yes?”
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Dude, do you realize that your comments are coming from the same IP address as Phoenix??
I have a job and have sex with my husband…so what am I?
Don’t take out all your anger on these women because you have a little wee-wee! It’s not their fault. Why don’t you go and have sex with your wife to release some anger issues…or is she banging someone else?
I think this “wife” may be imaginary or vinyl. I am an actual licensed medical professional, what he says doesn’t add up. I just can’t encourage him any more, he’s too easy to read.
Lol. His wife clearly doesn’t work – if she even exists. His anger against housewives is personal. Those posts were nasty. He is mad at someone in his real life and just venting here.
It is a troll and we shouldn’t have fed it. However, I wasn’t going to let that he bitch make such a statement and be unchallenged.
Tam, I couldn’t resist either. I was wrong to even indulge him with the housewives with children bit b/c he’s nuts on so many levels and children or no, he’s out of line. Nobody’s business if someone sits on their ass and eats bon-bons all day, man or woman. C’est la vie.
I’m just glad I’m not his mother or imaginary wife or any relation to him whatsoever.
Right now I’m eating sweet and sour chicken. 🙂
I’m a housewife and a caretaker for my mom who has Alzheimers. He just really, really pissed me off.
Tam, I can never get fully emotionally invested in getting mad at some crackpot on the internet but I know sometimes they just catch you at the wrong moment when you are here just enjoying this blog and trying to escape stress in your life. I’m a hswfe too, have worked full-time, part-time, or not. I’ve reached the cg for parents stage too. Nursed my mom thru a 3 yr battle with cancer, and now take care of my nearly 91 yo father. It can be tough, but we are made of the strongest fibers. Don’t let a dumb, clueless punk get you down. You were right to call him out (he went to mincemeat really quickly, thanks to our RCH and many others) You know who you are and now I do too. You are a daughter and an angel. Though your mother may not realize the full impact of what you are doing, you keep doing it no matter how difficult or thankless the task. I salute you and hold you in high esteem. Every mother should have a daughter like you! Enjoy your chicken!! I just had pizza:)
I’m going to reply off RCH cuz we’re getting to the tiny posts now. LOL
Thank you, Tuzen, you made me tear up. I’m not alone in this, my sister and I take care of mom. The cycle of life.
🙂
Meg and I were texting last night during WWHL (she’s in process of moving and staying where there’s no internet. that’s why she hasn’t been here-but will be here later today) We were cracking up when Andy asked T if Caroline was pissed after the reunion. The look on Teresa’s face was priceless. I swear she almost just said, “Fuck yeah she was!” After a pause, she chose to say “upset”.
But the question of the week was another “I swear it’s fixed” one. Who had the classiest behavior on the reunion? or something similar to that. As predicted, Caroline won. Won? She was almost as bad as Teresa. She may not have shoved Andy or actually stood up and screamed in D’s face… but in no way, shape or form was she classy. Second place finisher Danielle should have been first, even though class wasn’t a part of that reunion at all.
The “gag” of the week was that T had to wear a seatbelt.
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I hope you mean housewives without children?
YES, I DO MEAN W/O CHILDREN!!
“All housewives are prostitutes… They give sex for food shelter and money… ”
That’s a mighty offensive comment. I don’t believe that’s true at all and especially not for every housewife. Sexism at it’s finest.
NOT SEXISM AT ALL BECAUSE IT APPLIES TO A MAN AS WELL, SO WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THAT?
Why are you shouting?
It is sexist because it’s that kind of thinking that leads men to treat women like a paid prostitute, and makes women feel that running a household isn’t worth a damn. If you paid someone a reasonable salary to run your household, you’d be paying a great deal of money.
Being a housewife is perfectly respectable, and it’s attitudes like yours that make women feel ashamed about it.
You are right Tam…it is sexism, b/c men’s sexuality is never degraded the women’s sexuality is. It is the old women’s sexuality is somehow dirty thinking.
Once again, same IP address as Phoenix! Nice try or do you have MPD (multiple personality disorder)?
yes it is the same ip address [RCH edit]
Once again, same IP address as Phoenix! Nice try or do you have MPD (multiple personality disorder)?
I missed the conversation, why are we fighting here?
We had a troll.
[RCH edit]
What about men who mooch off of women? There are plenty of those around too. What do we call them?
@TUZ… SAME RULES APPLY…… [RCH edit]
[RCH edit] . A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME STILL SMELLS THE SAME!!!!
** MEN WHO MOOCH OFF “WOMAN” <—- I DID A DANIELLE THEIR) WOMEN
[RCH edit – if you want to have a debate about Casey Anthony or Misty Croslin you need to find the Nancy Grace message boards bc this is not the place]
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Geez Phoenix, for a professional you have a lot of anger issues. No need to shout, no one here insists that others agree with them. That would be channeling Caroline. I do hope while your wife is at work you hire someone to come in and do all the work; laundry, cooking, shopping, housekeeping, etc.
If I’m reading your post correctly, you are a pharmacist and your wife is an MD? Maybe she makes more money than you and you are feeling prostituty?
I forgot to add, a professional should know how to spell “professions” and how to use their, there and they’re correctly. However, I have no doubt that you are a 36 y/o w/m. Check you PDR, take an alprazolam and relax.
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Yep, we do. An educated person should know these things.
That is not spelling, that is grammer.
I was thinking the same thing. He meant to say, get fed and it came out, get feed… as if he’s talking about livestock.
First of all, he needs to find that cap lock key and shut that shit off.
I’m really hoping you are the pharmacist… although I don’t feel good about that option either.
hahahaahahaaa
LOL!!! That was good 🙂
[RCH edit – someone who doesn’t understand that CAPS = yelling shouldn’t be on internet forums]
ha ha… I am not into Xanax but I love ya anyway…. yes I am 36 & my wife makes about the samee as me maybe a little more & GOD BLESS her… [RCH edit]
You sir, are an ignoramus.
Tam, this isn’t a professional, this isn’t even livestock.
“Maybe” a “little” more? (Teresa…”I had no idea about the money”). You could probably make better use of your mouth or go get a second job.
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Lets just say we both make 6 fig… [RCH edit]
lol………… why don’t you get a job, I mean if you are not raising kids?? Please tell me. Why can’t you work? Do you even volnter to charity? [RCH edit]
Trolls who admit they’re trolls are so 1979.
No shit, got a KKB on the line here. Delusional.
Poor Kelly…… How Rude!
RCH – I have read numerous times in the comment sections on your blogs that we all come here in the spirit of speaking about a show that we are all interested in (some would say addicted/obsessed). I have also read that this is not the place for outright attacks and derogatory slurs on people that choose to voice an opinion about how they view the “characters” on the show. It is uncomfortable and uncalled for to have someone attacking your readers on such a personal level. We don’t come here to get verbally attacked. We just come here to voice opinions, laughs, upsets and stories. Please help keep it that way.
Just ignore…part of the ecosystem and all that:)
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On WWHL, was any question posed that took Andy on for his obsession with that kid?
Nope. Disturbing!
Every time that kid is mentioned, I wonder if his parents are trying to get him his own show. Shouldn’t he be out playing sports?
Not that I saw… but Christ on a cracker, that’s twisted.
He played a HW trivia game with the two women. Every question answered correctly, he gave the kid a 50 dollar bill!
Well then, NO wonder T was in a seatbelt. She might have jacked the boy’s winnings, lol.
I was shocked too $50 is a lot to give to a kid watching HW shows. Why is he even there watching those shows.
That’s part of the problem with this world, kids are not protected. No way should a young boy hear about chuckies, boobs, blow jobs, and sex tapes. I know I know, kids are exposed to alot worse, but it shouldn’t be condoned. I remember when I was young hanging out with my friends and someone would be all cool and cuss. NEVER in front of adults and they didn’t speak that way in front of us. I pick my kids up from school and you wouldn’t believe what some these kids say, and they SEE me there, they don’t care. No big deal to them. It is sad.
Okay Mommy……..I pway nice…. 🙂
(LMFAO)
PHOENIX –
1 – We come here to hate Housewives, not each other.
2 – If you are a MAN with a job, then why are you reading my site at 12pm?
3 – I don’t work because I don’t have to. I used to work. Now I don’t. It’s my choice and my husband doesn’t care one way or the other. Whether I work or not doesn’t affect us financially.
4 – I do not sensor the comment and NEVER erase posts, but I’m erasing yours because they are disrespectful and outright attacks. If you want to give your opinions on the Housewives that is fine, if you want to a have a debate over whether or not women should have jobs – this is not the place.
5 – I am sorry for whatever happened in your life today to make you so unhappy and angry. If you want to vent about something personal, I don’t think anyone would mind. But if you can’t deal with your emotions in a mature and constructive way, then I think you need to go somewhere else.
EDIT: And 6 – Please click the “my charities” link up top before you start making accusations, ok smart ass?
“NVT” and “yes” are also Phoenix the jackass!
Yes all the negative comments are coming from the same person.
As far as #5 goes, also obviously, his wife screwed up his eggs this morning:
Husband enraged over how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs kills her and four others in Kentucky shotgun rampage
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1311300/Husband-enraged-wife-cooked-eggs-kills-others.html
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day after all.
This blog could be the answer to whether or not there is life after death.
Man, I really love this blog.
Here is the trolls email address: eternia74@comcast.net
Next time you fill out an online survey or sign up for a porno site be sure to use his address
Then he’ll know what spam feels like
too bad it is an unused account. You wanna post email address I hope you have a lot of money….. you used your blog to give out personal info…. I do not believe I did that…. Remove the address or play ball!
If it’s an unused account then why do you care?
LMFAO!
So he’s an on-line game player with magic fairies!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!
Eternia gave you away!! So basically, you’re 36 y/o living in your Mommies basement and you are mad because she took your XBox 360 away. Now we get it. Bless it!
LMAO!!!
Is he taping the tv while he plays a video game??
And 3,500 people actually watched that video. Wow.
His Mommy probably takes control of the TV when the Housewives comes on and now he’s sucked into the HW drama but secretly hates women with voices! You know that he probably uses that e-mail address for his online gaming and can’t turn off the spam!! LOL I’m not going to get any housework done today because I’m about to go sign him up for more info on Viagra, work from home sites, weight loss sites…..oh the joy!
Lmao!
He probably hates stay at home moms because his mom is one and naggs him to get off the computer.
Jeanna you’ve cracked the case! Kudos to you!
Well that figures.
HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO (and shouting)
**snort!**
Hey, Sorry….. Okay, I am sorry to you but the truth hurts & those women egged it on…. Don’t take sides! Plus it is my day off!!! 🙂
You aren’t speaking any truths. You are just hurling random insults at people who you know NOTHING about. This kind of behavior may be ok for Real Housewives reunions, but not on my blog.
I don’t believe Tam nor I said we were women???
guess I should get a lawyer I did not give any pers info out….. Think
Get a lawyer. Thanks to your comments I have a pretty good idea of how much money you make a year. And trust me, any lawyer you hire won’t stand a chance against the team of lawyers my husband has on retainer. I know enough about the law to know that your case will never make it in front of a judge. So go ahead and waste your money for nothing. But just so you know, the second your case gets thrown out of court I’m going to counter sue you for the lawyer fees I incurred during your little hissy fit lawsuit and trust me, my lawyers are not cheap. You will be paying me for the next 10 years. So sue baby. I’m a bored housewife. I could use a little excitement in my life.
I just spent the last half hour cleaning up your spam. Now you have fun cleaning the spam out of your email. Karma baby.
hahaha
Priceless! he has no idea who he’s fucking with, does he?
LMAO! His credibility is already established…O
omg who is this guy?
Bravo,! Bravo! You deserves a standing ovation.
oops, I meant “deserved”
THIS was the best “gotcha” reply I’ve seen in quite some time…:):):) You GO, girl!!!:):):)
Gee, I wonder who gave me the thumbs down. Lol.
I don’t understand why unhappy people want to start arguments with strangers on the internet. If you are unhappy, why not read a funny blog and feel better?
Oh my, what am I missing now? I always miss all the fun
U didn’t miss anything. Just Juicy Joe venting his frustrations over his worthless wife at all of us. At least I think it was Joe. Who knows.
Well…..he doesn’t have a driver’s license so he would have a lot of anger and time on his hands. Was the judge a woman?
It may be Teresa PRETENDING to be Joe PRETENDING to be some random guy! It’s like Victor/Victoria all over again!
Karma? get a job!
You know what, I’m going to go do that right now. What was I thinking? You are so right. You telling me to get a job just changed my life. If it had not been for your wise suggestion, the thought of getting a job would have never crossed my mind. You are amazing. I don’t know what my life would be like without you. Wow. I can never thank you enough.
Sorry I won’t be able to reply to your comments anymore. I’m going to go to work now.
you know, it could be a full time job emailing this guy crap
You have a very important job already, this blog! I think taking a second job would seriously disrupt your abilities to achieve your goals at your first job. Please rethink this! rofl, holding my sides, enjoying my day soooooooooo much. Love, love, love you! RCH, Queen Imperial of Snark! All hail!
Un believeable… Can’t wait to sign him up for all kinds of ick. RCH you are the best!!
Don’t need a job. I have a husband who works to support my sorry a** and my RH habit.
Lmao. Love this.
Geez, what’s up with this guy. Working is just too….inconvenient.
RCH-You ROCK. Your 6 points above left no room for doubt.
Moving on….On WWHL, Teresa said she didn’t remember shoving Andy…head turned to side, innocently stating she adores him and would never do that, didn’t know she did it, bla, bla, bla.
If something “sets her off” like that, is she saying she flies into a blind rage, doesn’t know what she does, and doesn’t remember it afterwards. If she has “blackout rages”, how does she raise 4 children safely? Maybe that is why parents live in. What a lunatic.
She remembers. She is just creating a defense for future assault charges. Her lawyer probably told her to say that.
Now she always has the tape that she can use as “proof” of temporary insanity. Lol
Damn, I missed all the fun! LOL
And why has everyone taken to using T’s Love Love Love line? I can’t help but roll my eyes everytime I see that. lol
Sarcasm, same as using authentic, amazing, etc. Emphasizing her stupidity in my case.
Excellent point. She is describing a blind rage… and all over the mention of a nephew????
Sometimes it appears her over the top reactions are staged. Taking Jill Zarin’s bring on the drama to new (low-down) heights.
Lunatic or Liar?? Oh, what am I on about, we all know the answer to this one!
Just saw this on Twitter
BravoAndy WATCH Naomi Campbell calls into wwhl, says I was “in teresas’s way”, called her a role model http://bravo.ly/d39JUS
Huh?
Oh I forgot about Naomi Campbell calling the show. What a load of bollocks. Naomi was talking to T and said how amazing she (T) is for raising 4 kids and taking care of her own home, how do you do it, etc………it was so hokey, very weird. My goodness, Naomi must need money badly b/c the whole exchange was so phony she must have been paid. It even sounded like she was reading it. It sounded like a fan post follow up to a Teresa Bravo blog.
I just figured out what this is about. She needs hair, and she knows Teresa has extra.
Oh yes she did. I asked Meg if Naomi was high or something.
She wanted to know how Teresa did it all. Teresa didn’t know. (of course not, cuz she doesn’t do it all)
1. Why would Naomi Campbell care “how Teresa does it?”
2. Millions of women (or woman) do this every day, it is not unusual and they do not spend $11 million they don’t have, they do it on a budget!
Well said Tuzentswurth. Juicy Joe should have put a max limit on the credit cards if he has been with her for that long.
I just watched the show. A few notes I scratched out ( literally, I think I am developing an allergy to Bravo ) about Teresa:
In the confines of a studio setting, bright lights / pretty colors, and while being subjected to light interrogation subject seems to display traits typically seen in a sociopathic personality… blank eyes, denial of facts, etc. When I have observed subject in the wild ( RHNJ ) she seems to be better able to interact with others outside of her species especially when not caged and/or restrained, with a device i.e. a seatbelt. Subject continues to maintain a high regard for herself despite evidence that would lead another primate to question how others perceive her. There is a continual utterance of what sounds like a word or speech pattern. dannelle? dunell? daanalle? Is this some type of mating call? A sound of distress? It is repetitive in and out of her natural habitat. I shall continue to observe the subject in various situations and hopefully someday understand the true nature and reason for her and others in her troop.
Sardonica Goodall reporting from DVRland
Awsome
Good luck EVER figuring this one out! Where can we send money to support your research?
All donations may be sent to:
People for the Ethical Treatmeant of Real Housewives
c/o Research Division
Remember: They are not ours to wear (ala Dinanoia), only to mock
All donations may be sent to:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Real Housewives
c/o Research Division
Remember: ‘They are not ours to wear’ ( ala Dinaoia ), only to mock
I keep forgetting to put my name in but at least I cleaned up my typos , no less remembered my nonsense, on the 2nd go round. This is hard work. What was that guy from this AM talking about? get a job? wtf is his problem? Job?… geeeeeeeeeee. I never had time for the internet when I was working!
Sardonica too funny!
Sardonica, that is really good !! What are the genus & species names?
Genus: teres-ape-icia
Species: bank-rupt-a-theifia
LMAO
Hahahahahaaa
that is perfect, it drives me crazy how she says,or tries to say, Danielle. It must be the pressure her hairline exerts on her face because I can’t say it that way and I don’t think anyone else can either.
I have to say I love your creative ways to express your opinions. Keep them coming.
I saw Teresa at a cultural event over the week end! I thought she looked alot prettier than she does on TV. Of course I had to run right over and get an autograph but she just kept giving me this blank look like she has on tv. I kept saying Teresa…Teresa! and my husband was like, “honey…that’s a cave man diorama.” In my defense her low brow had me confused!
“Caveman Diorama”. lolol!
Well, it was confusing. All the animal print clothes and no forhead, anyone could make the same mistake 🙂
Cultural event? Was she an exhibit?
Apparently, she had a stand in. But what’s 10K years difference between friends?
Teresa…..cultural…..same sentence….blinking, ok, I did read that correctly. Just checking, probably won’t see it again.
you are a fake! Ride much? Photo shop much? RCH my lilly white ass
Who is a fake what?
What are you talking about?
Is this De and Deanna our friend from yesterday?
Was there a Deanna from yesterday?
De, it is “lily’ white ass….dumb ass!!!
You go Oopsy!
No, Deanna was on the “Are you suffering from…” blog saying “your” pretty. Yesterday we had phoenix,yes,and some initials I can’t recall. Maybe he’s at work today and suffering from a RCH blog addiction.
Deanna also on “about me”.
I think she’s drunk. Lol
How do the crazies find this blog?
Kelly must be telling her friends about it
Oh, if drunk, must be someone from RH of DC!
I was going to tweet this link to you, but it was too long.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-05-11/my-mother-recaps-the-real-housewives-theyre-just-a-bunch-of-dumb-women-in-gorgeous-homes/
Scroll down to the first comment, by: Caroline, I think it’s ‘the’ Caroline. The following is what she had to say.
“This Is The Dumbest Sh*t I ever read all of it is wrong Albie is in law school so how is he ever a little bit of a retard?. & Ashley is 18 her mom doesn’t control her actions and shouldn’t; everyone should stfu Ashley is young and should be free to make mistakes thats how we learn stupid a** people writing these blogs im telling ya. do u even watch the show they talk about education ALL the time. they are also thick as thieves have u seen how tight this family is nothing can brake them. you all should see this family as one of the most successful familys of all. they’re wonderful and you all that are talking Sh*t about them are garbage and Danielle’s a scankie *****”
“…how tight this family is nothing can ‘brake’ them…” (sic) As in stop or slow down? Because they don’t ever STOP and STFU?! (Especially about Danielle!)Caroline you are a idiot!
http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-2/videos/naomi-campbell-calls-andy
Then, RCH, wait for the other ones to come after they are done. They will show you the most recent ones. This first one is the GREAT LIE…..like she gets no help from her parents who live in the basement or wherever in their house. And isn’t Naomi Campbell a wonderful role model? Pu-Lease!!!! She’s one of the worst, most obstreperous models that ever lived. I don’t know who she thinks she is, but she’s a disgrace. UGH! Doesn’t surprise me that Teresa would lovelovelove her.
Well like I said on twitter; violent bitches stick together.