Ok, so here’s the thing. I know I said yesterday that I was working on a new video, and I totally intended to actually work on it when I wrote that, I really did. But I ended up wasting my entire day on twitter and blog comments. Don’t pretend you don’t know how that goes, because you’ve all been there: “Ok, 5 more minutes and then I’ll do something productive… ok just 10 more minutes…. ok I just want to read this one page and then I’m off the computer… well I can’t read the page without reading the comments… I’m just going to read the comments and then I’m done… ok, but I have to refresh the page and see if anyone responded to the comments I just read…. just one more refresh and then I’m done for real….” Then before you know it it’s dark out and the day is gone. That’s what happened to me yesterday.
There was an interesting conversation going on in the comments last night. It all starts with “siennarose” if you would like to read the insanity. I actually enjoyed this commenter. Good times. I hope she comes back and posts again.
But I have a suspicion that it may have been Teresa in disguise. How did I come to this conclusion you may ask? Well there are couple key factors that contribute to my belief that this poster was in fact Mrs. Giduice. First, I’ve been harassing her on twitter and she clearly wants revenge. Second, anyone who didn’t have half a monkey brain would have known to be nice, butter me up, and gain my trust before asking for my personal information. Only Teresa would start asking questions right off the bat and then reply with aggression when she didn’t get the answer she was looking for. Third, the poster clearly did not “get” the jokes in the responses to her, even someone who hasn’t seen the show has surely heard of sarcasm before, only Teresa could be so dense; “Lace and crinoline? What is she trying to say? Crino-what? Huh? Was that an insult?” And last but not least, the name “sienna”, in addition to being a minivan which is roughly the same size as Teresa’s ass, is also a form of limonite clay. The name derives from the most notable location for the earth, Siena, Italy. So essentially, the name could be translated to Italian Rose. And anyone who has seen Teresa’s reunion dress or the top of her kid’s heads lately knows how much she loves roses. Hmmmmm……
Yes, clearly it was Teresa.
Incase you have been living in a cave with no internet access for the last few days, Melissa aka “the nephews” mom is on twitter. It doesn’t appear as though she has figured out how it works yet, but maybe once she gets the hang of it she will start posting more often. Her twitter name is: @melissa_gorga and you should all follow her. The more followers she gets, the closer Teresa’s head comes to exploding. Her sister is on too if you want to follow her: @LysaSimpson
There is also a fake Tara on twitter: @TaraGNephew. She mostly tweets about sleeping with Joe above the pizzeria.
Jacquline tweeted this the night before last:
JacLaurita I need time to organize & sort some things out & make important decisions. Taking time away for a while to be with my kids and Hubby. XOXO!
I totally expected her to be back on twitter within the hour, because we all know how well Jacqueline follows through on her vows to stop doing things. But she hasn’t been back yet. I miss my twitter friend. 😦
I found some cool new things. If you click here and type someones twitter name in the box, you can see all the tweets written to and from that persons twitter account. Kelly is the best. The tweets to her are just as entertaining as the ones she tweets. Teresa gets some funny comments too, but it’s mostly people kissing her ass so just make sure you aren’t eating while you read them because you might gag.
Another way you can read the tweets to a person is by typing their twitter name into a google search, then go on the left side of the page, and hit “updates”. If you don’t see it, then you might have to hit “more” first.
If you aren’t on twitter here are some twitter names if you want to check out what people are saying to them:
Here is another post from nice, positive, zen, Dina Manzo:
grandmawrinkles I am extra ripe these days. Mom PLEASE give me a bath, I’m starting to smell like that those nasty ass bloggers. You know who you are ; )
And don’t try to convince me that it really was the cat and not your beloved Dina, ok MomsThoughts? Cats can’t use computers and I know it!
Speaking of MomsThoughts, she found a hilarious parody of the reunion on youtube. Actually her daughter found it, but let’s just leave the children out of it, ok? We are NOT going to bring up the children. Unless you want to talk about them having no light in their eyes or crying at school. Then it’s fine. But don’t you dare say that they can’t be a supermodel or that they wear leopard print clothes even if it’s true, ok?! What am I rambling about? Here is your video: http://ow.ly/2A5wZ
I’m dying to know what Danielle is going to pull out of her purse tonight. “Her weave” is winning by a landslide in the polls. Voting is still open if you want to put your two cents in:
And people, please stop voting “love child” in the “who is the nephew” poll. We got our answer. I know you were all really hoping for there to be a love child, but continuing to vote for it isn’t going to make it true.
In other news, Danielle Staub is missing. Kim G is making jokes on twitter that the repo man is looking for her. But I also heard that her ex Steve, the one she accused of making a sex tape without her knowledge, is suing her for defamation. She could also be hiding because her Columbian drug lord ex boyfriend wants the money she owes him. Or she could possibly be hiding because she is going to pull a severed head out of her purse tonight on the reunion and she knows the cops are going to be asking questions. There are so many possibilities, it’s impossible to list them all. I’ve heard reports that her house looks abandoned. The grass hasn’t been cut all summer and the windows looks as though they may be boarded up.
Hmmm…. what else can I say? It looks like the sun just might make an appearance today, so I’m ready to leave you suckers behind and run outside if it does.
Happy Labor Day everyone. Remember to wear love and be authentic. Byyyyeeeee!!!!!!!