Do you or does someone you love watch Bravo’s The Real Housewives?
Do you read Real Housewife (also known as RH) related blogs and comment on them, do you follow the RH’s on Twitter, and do you spend the majority of your Twitter time discussing RH related issues? Do you do google searches for news and gossip relating to the RH’s, has your housework suffered, have you been staying up later at night, do you laugh out loud when no one else is around?
Have you begun using words such as “toxic” and “creepy” to describe your friends? Have you found yourself telling people to “zip it” or have you been accusing those around you of channeling certain entities such as devils, vampires, or kabuki’s? Have you been using made up words such as “re-renovate” and “tastemaker”? Have you begun to pronounce the word “please” as “puh-leeze” while taking extreme offense to words and phrases such as “honey” and “pay attention”? Have you come to see gift bags as a threat and table flipping as a normal part of dinner time conversation?
Have you been nodding your head in agreement while reading these questions?
If this sounds like you or someone you know, then you may be suffering from a Real Housewives of Bravo Addiction.
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