Jacqueline Laurita is fun on Twitter

So yesterday was a grey, cloudy, ugly day. The weather totally ruined my very important plans of laying by the pool and tanning. So I was pissed off and bored sitting on the computer twittering things to people when to my surprise, Jacqueline actually responded to me. But she responded in a private message (cleverly) so that her comment doesn’t give my site any extra publicity. But Twitter wouldn’t let me send her a private message back, so all my messages were public but all hers were private. So I copied and pasted the whole conversation here so you guys can read it. Btw I’m @putyourhairup on twitter if anyone wants to follow.

Jacqueline LauritaJacLaurita Omg! That is sooo funny! I LOVE it!

I got a dm from @JacLaurita re blog photos. Extreme sarcasm ftw. 4 the record, its her behavior -not her face- that makes her ugly imo.

Jacqueline Laurita JacLaurita FYI, I wasn’t being sarcastic. I HONESTLY thought it was funny.It made me laugh for real.

Correction: @JacLaurita says she wasn’t being sarcastic n honestly thought my pics were funny. Guess she has a sense of humor after all.

Then Jac posted this pic:

Cute bracelet Teresa! Is that also going to be auctioned off next month with the rest of your stuff? (@JacLaurita)http://yfrog.com/07y5smj

Jacqueline LauritaJacLaurita Bracelet is $12,000 do you still want it?

@JacLaurita It’s not smart 2 say her bracelet is wrth 12k when she is 11mil in debt. U r supposed 2 b helpin hide assets, not advertise them

@JacLaurita U know she inflates prices. “5mill mansion” [eyeroll] I’ll give her 6k for bracelet. Good deal. More than she’ll get @auction.

Jacqueline LauritaJacLaurita Auction isn’t really happening girl, so sorry to disappoint. Guess we’ll see huh? Then will u apologize?

@JacLaurita I wasn’t the one who went into her home n took pics of all her stuff and listed it online. So I see no need to apologize.

@JacLaurita Ok, ok.Make u a deal: I’ll apologize if the auction nvr happens. But if it does u have 2 tweet publicly that u luv my blog.Deal?

Jacqueline Laurita JacLaurita Deal! Lol! ( by the way… That was YOUR price for the bracelet)haha! We are silly.

@JacLaurita In that case you should have taken the 6k when I offered it! Lol.  Aug 22 – Day of truth.

Jacqueline Laurita JacLaurita Hahaha…. OK, I guess we will see. ;0)

Jacqueline LauritaJacLaurita I hope it’s 100% true that there will be no auction on Aug.22 because Teresa believes that 100% unless SOMEBody knows something she doesn’t

Jacqueline Laurita JacLaurita Some women r kept in the dark & I believe honestly that T never even knew they were even in ANY kind of financial trouble until it was 2late

So according to Jacqueline, there is not going to be any auction. Do I believe her? I originally thought that she must know something the rest of us don’t. But if her sole source of information is Teresa, then I might actually have a shot at winning this little bet. She also claims Teresa was kept in the dark. Funny, because that’s what I predicted she would eventually say in my last blog. Psychic reading anyone?

I spent a lot of time wondering how the hell Teresa can be out and about hanging out in the Hampton’s and doing book signings and showing her face everywhere with the whole bankruptcy mess that has been going on. Has she no shame? If it were me I would be hiding under the covers too embarrassed to show my face in my own living room. But I have come to a conclusion, and I think the reason she doesn’t feel any shame is because she isn’t broke. I don’t believe they actually spent the entire 11 million dollars – or lost it, or whatever they are claiming happened to it. So what if they auction off some furniture? She still has all her clothes, her jewelry, and the things that are really valuable and important to her. That Gucci dinnerware she is always bragging about wasn’t on the auction list. Why? Because it’s probably in Jacqueline’s walk-in safe. What does she care about some faux antique/marble/leather/expensive/valuable furniture that she can easily replace? Her and Joe knew what they were doing. To her, bankruptcy doesn’t equal broke. It equals free money. And she is perfectly fine with that. So she got her money dishonestly? She doesn’t care. She drives a Maserati and wears designer clothes. And to her, and a lot of people (like it or not) that’s all that matters. It’s what you have, not how you got it.

In contrast to Jacqueline; Teresa and Kelly have now both blocked me. Kelly responds to haters all day long and I get blocked? The picture I made of her is clearly what she is striving for her body to look like – and most likely will look like if she keeps doing whatever the hell she’s doing. So why is she mad? You would think she would be flattered and love it, no? Even Jill hasn’t blocked me and she blocks everyone. Yet I was rejected by Kelly Bensimon – the woman who loves all attention good or bad, the woman who posts random insanity on twitter and youtube all day long in a desperate ploy for attention from anyone who is willing to pay attention to her for 5 minutes- even if only for the sole purpose of making fun of her. But she chose to block me. I feel like such a loser. When Kelly doesn’t want to be your friend, you know you got problems.

I’m still following Teresa’s other account: @Teresaisms. I don’t know if this is really her account or not, but I’m assuming she is taking a page out of the Jill Zarin handbook on this one. There is no way there is a fan out there who loves her this much. Also, why would someone who is her “biggest fan” make a page about Teresaisms aka the stupid shit she says? Only Teresa herself could be so retarded. I have a few good ones I could add to that page. I expect to be blocked from that account too in the near future.

I’m thinking Jill should probably hire Jacqueline as her PR person. After our little exchange I – dare I say it – hate her less. It made her more real to me. Before she was just a character on tv, no more real than Edie Britt or Susan Mayer. Now she’s real… and she’s not a total bitch. Fuck! She was the one I loved to hate the most. This sucks. And now I’m probably going to end up losing that bet and having to apologize to her too. Fucking bad weather, it kept me inside and now look what I got myself into. And the forecast isn’t looking much better for today either.


And in late breaking news: Yours truly has been invited to be the next Housewife of New Jersey. It is true and I have the proof:

Jacqueline LauritaJacLaurita I think you’re kind of funny, not gonna lie. Want to be a hw? I will pass on ur info. They r recruiting now.

Lol. I swear I’m not making this up.
Unfortunately, I live in Montreal – Mont(real City) – get it? The title of the blog?
I don’t see myself moving to Jersey any time soon. Although being one of the Housewives would make this blog soooo much more interesting!

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12 Responses to Jacqueline Laurita is fun on Twitter

  1. Definitely seems to have a good sense of humor…..and does explain how Theresa can hold her head up high….like you said, I would be hiding too!! Great blog!

  2. housewife fan says:

    Hey she is actually funny
    I know what u mean about hating her less. It was cool that she responded to u like that.
    U should go on the show then give us all the inside dirt! Haha!

  3. ClaraBear says:

    Thanks for posting the whole convo. it was a fun read. your blog is great. love the pics u did too.

  4. Bonnie says:

    I love how she has even brown nosed you! Don’t be so dense. She’s a bad friend, loving to be in the middle of the gossip about all of her so-called “friends”.
    She befriended Danielle so she could gossip about Dina. She befriended the 2 Kims so she could be in on the gossip about Danielle. And now she befriends you as you continue to expose the truth about her “friend” Teresa.
    The only persons stupider than her is her daughter Assley who obviously followed what her mother DID and not what she SAID (might even suffer from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome) and her “friend” Teresa who probably can’t even recite the alphabet, but can write a book and outsell all the other housewives.

  5. Meg1964 says:

    Ok.. I kinda like Jacq now. Thanks for sharing!

  6. Pingback: Dear @Teresa_Giudice and @JacLaurita – I AM SORRY |

  7. crazysweet says:

    well I guess this lil ol’ blog has become somewhat important if you’re getting blocked. but the fact that your making friends with these scamps is a bit disturbing. and if you know ANYTHING at all about Jac. from the show, she’s extremely 2 faced plays both sides and love to stir up shit. She plays her iphone while pretending to do “onthephone” meditation. she’s smart enough to want more attention to keep herself relevant and secure her place.

  8. Anonymous says:

    As always, love your blogs!

  9. BKAamia009 says:

    I dont think “Real City housewife” got be friend ed by Jacqueline in a bad way. “Real City housewife” is no dummy, she wouldnt let that happen & if it did Real city housewife would make a big ass out of Jacqueline. it’s the other way around. This was for real city Housewife benefit not Jacqueline’s, about time she (JAC) got a taste of her own medicine.

  10. BKAamia009 says:

    Hey guys its not like RealCityHouseWife & jac is gonna be Bff’s or be seen habging out or go to eachother house parties. ITS TWITTER!

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