I’m so over this show. Liked it last season, hate it this season. Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m watching it. But it’s raining outside and what else am I gonna do? Here is my best attempt at a recap:
The women meet at a dark restaurant to talk about Danielle. The 4th seat is missing. So sad. They blame Danielle for Dina leaving the show which makes no sense to me because she never even filmed with her except the one time when she called a meeting.
Danielle goes for breast reconstruction surgery.
I saw a story on the news a few years ago about this guy in Miami who was not a licensed doctor, but he rented a little store front, printed out fake diplomas to put on his wall, and offered discount plastic surgery. He operated right in the store, and left many of the women totally disfigured. By the time authorities discovered what he was doing he had closed up shop, disappeared, and they never found him… Just sayin.
This is Elvira the party planner. She sent out a press release saying she would be replacing Dina on the show. Andy said it is not true. She is a liar.She rags on Teressa for not having a pool. T says she doesn’t need a pool because she has a beach house… So I guess she is needing that pool right about now.
Albie failed out of school because he has a “learning disability”. Caroline says “It’s kinda like ADD.” What is kinda like ADD? ADHD? Caroline tells him he can be a lawyer if he wants and that the school can’t tell him what he can’t do. Caroline is sweet and loves her kids, but if you have to read a paragraph 3 times before you understand it, u can’t be a lawyer. Not a good one at least. Sorry Car, know u love your son, but it’s not gonna happen.
I just want to point out that at this time in the show a RHONJ record has been broken as the women have now gone 4 whole scenes without talking about Danielle. Cherish this moment, because it will never happen again.
Jaq decides that she needs to buy bigger clothes instead of buying a gym membership, T needs more ugly hats, and they both want their scenes to make it on the air. So they decide to shop at a store belonging a woman who we already know is willing to trash talk her “friend” Danielle if it will get her on camera.
Jaq reminds Teressa that the only way her housewarming party is making it onto the show is if there is Danielle drama, so T decides to invite not just one shit talking, two-faced, blond woman named Kim, but two.
When I look at Teressa’s hairline, its frightens me to imagine what her chuckerella must look like.
Teresa calls her good friends Jaqueline and Caroline onto the stage at her housewarming party to thank them for being good friends. Dina is the Godmother of her youngest daughter, but now that she is no longer on the show she isn’t important enough to be on stage with the other women. Kim D interrupts the speech because she wants to stand in line with the women and give the producers an idea of what the opening credits could look like if she were a part of them. Kim G is pissed that she didn’t think of it first.
And the party ends.
Next week the women who hate Danielle and swore to never speak of her again go to a party with her.