Category Archives: Jacqueline Laurita

Dear @Teresa_Giudice and @JacLaurita – I AM SORRY

Dear Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita – I AM SORRY In case any of you were wondering… no, I didn’t lose my mind. I lost a bet. If you don’t already know the story you can read it here. The … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey – Faux Recap #2

WARNING:  It is highly recommended that you refrain from ingesting liquid beverages while reading this blog. If you use an inhaler, please make sure you have it ready. If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a heart condition, please consult your doctor before continuing. … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Is Over – And I Did A Recap Anyway!

You’re all a bunch of clowns I’m hungry I’m the star of this proverbial show Huh? Wait… what was I sposed ta say again? So what do you think Danielle is doing right now? I don’t know. Probably sleeping with … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Two Reunion – Part 2

WARNING: It is highly recommended that you refrain from ingesting liquid beverages while reading this blog. If you use an inhaler, please make sure you have it ready. If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a heart condition, please consult your doctor before continuing. … Continue reading

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Updates, Twitter News, and Other Ramblings

Ok, so here’s the thing. I know I said yesterday that I was working on a new video, and I totally intended to actually work on it when I wrote that, I really did. But I ended up wasting my … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Just Can’t Stop Lying!

Huh? What relative? I don’t know what relative of mine could possibly be on the show. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have a lot of relatives. Who’s Melissa? I hate Teresa Giudice! I really do. Can’t … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Two Reunion – Part 1

WARNING: It is highly recommended that you refrain from ingesting liquid beverages while reading this blog. We start off with a scary moon and some scary music. Very dramatic. Andy Cohen really tires to drag out his introductions and build anticipation as he tells … Continue reading

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Jacqueline Laurita Explains “The Book” and Discusses Danielle – For The Last Time

As many of you already know, I had a very long twitter conversation with Jacqueline Laurita yesterday. I wanted to copy and paste the conversation here, but she asked me to please wait until after the reunion episodes air, and … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Two Finale

The show starts off at Teresa’s house. Anyone else notice that they always play this slow, dopey, humpty dumpty music at the start of Teresa’s scenes? Teresa is cooking in a Skinny Girl apron that she died black and is … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey – Recap of Reunion Clip

Yes, I am recaping a clip. Lol. But what a good clip it was! We start off with a scary moon to set the scene. Check out those daggers. This is what my face looks like when Teresa comes on … Continue reading

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Posted in Caroline Manzo, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, Kim G, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 62 Comments