Category Archives: Ashley Holmes

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Is Over – And I Did A Recap Anyway!

Posted on September 14, 2010 by

You’re all a bunch of clowns I’m hungry I’m the star of this proverbial show Huh? Wait… what was I sposed ta say again? So what do you think Danielle is doing right now? I don’t know. Probably sleeping with … Continue reading →

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The RHONJ Just Can’t Stop Lying!

Posted on September 4, 2010 by

Huh? What relative? I don’t know what relative of mine could possibly be on the show. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have a lot of relatives. Who’s Melissa? I hate Teresa Giudice! I really do. Can’t … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Two Finale

Posted on August 25, 2010 by

The show starts off at Teresa’s house. Anyone else notice that they always play this slow, dopey, humpty dumpty music at the start of Teresa’s scenes? Teresa is cooking in a Skinny Girl apron that she died black and is … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Better Than Ambien

Posted on August 10, 2010 by

The show starts off with Jacqueline and Chris going over to Teresa’s house for dinner. This was after Joe’s car accident and Jacqueline states that her and Chris were at dinner with Joe before the accident and he was not … Continue reading →

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The Danielle Staub Show – Farewell Kim G

Posted on August 4, 2010 by

The show starts off with Destitution Whore dragging her over sized pocket book around and giving us example after example of how she lives within her means. She explains how Joe told her that she needs to watch what she … Continue reading →

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The Danielle Staub Show – Christine Gets A Sweet 16 and Ashley Gets A Court Summons

Posted on July 29, 2010 by

The show hasn’t even started yet and already one of the Giudice’s is saying something idiotic. Joes wants to know why there is a rip in a the monopoly board. I can’t tell if he was joking or not. I … Continue reading →

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The Danielle Staub Show – The Aftermath

Posted on July 22, 2010 by

I don’t even know why I still watch this show. But since I watched it, I might as well write about it. Teresa says Joe treats her girls like little boys and that they are tough. But I thought they … Continue reading →

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The Danielle Staub Show – Danielle Gets Her Hair Pulled

Posted on July 21, 2010 by

So this blog is way late, but I finally got around to watching the episode so I’m going to blog about it incase anyone still cares to rehash the drama. We start off with Teresa waiting for Danielle because she … Continue reading →

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The Danielle Staub Show Ep 9 – Better Late Than Never

Posted on July 2, 2010 by

I know this is really late. But I’m on vacation, and since it’s RHONJ and not RHONY, I couldn’t be bothered to go out of my way to watch the show. I finally watched it on the laptop in the … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey can’t stop talking about Danielle Staub Ep.8

Posted on June 23, 2010 by

I’m so over this show. Liked it last season, hate it this season. Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m watching it. But it’s raining outside and what else am I gonna do? Here is my best attempt at a … Continue reading →

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