Category Archives: Ashley Holmes

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 Is Over – And I Did A Recap Anyway!

You’re all a bunch of clowns I’m hungry I’m the star of this proverbial show Huh? Wait… what was I sposed ta say again? So what do you think Danielle is doing right now? I don’t know. Probably sleeping with … Continue reading

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The RHONJ Just Can’t Stop Lying!

Huh? What relative? I don’t know what relative of mine could possibly be on the show. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have a lot of relatives. Who’s Melissa? I hate Teresa Giudice! I really do. Can’t … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Two Finale

The show starts off at Teresa’s house. Anyone else notice that they always play this slow, dopey, humpty dumpty music at the start of Teresa’s scenes? Teresa is cooking in a Skinny Girl apron that she died black and is … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Better Than Ambien

The show starts off with Jacqueline and Chris going over to Teresa’s house for dinner. This was after Joe’s car accident and Jacqueline states that her and Chris were at dinner with Joe before the accident and he was not … Continue reading

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The Danielle Staub Show – Farewell Kim G

The show starts off with Destitution Whore dragging her over sized pocket book around and giving us example after example of how she lives within her means. She explains how Joe told her that she needs to watch what she … Continue reading

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The Danielle Staub Show – Christine Gets A Sweet 16 and Ashley Gets A Court Summons

The show hasn’t even started yet and already one of the Giudice’s is saying something idiotic. Joes wants to know why there is a rip in a the monopoly board. I can’t tell if he was joking or not. I … Continue reading

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The Danielle Staub Show – The Aftermath

I don’t even know why I still watch this show. But since I watched it, I might as well write about it. Teresa says Joe treats her girls like little boys and that they are tough. But I thought they … Continue reading

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