I am an equestrian (I try to ride about once a month), an author (I’m writing right now), and editor (I edit this blog all on my own), an interior designer (I chose the furniture in my house), an artist (I make things on photoshop) and a hairstylist(I blow dry my own hair). I consider myself to be a major taste maker and an ambassador for polyester. So as you can see, I have an incredibly authentic, amazing life. I am a positive person who loves everyone. Mean is not my color, hate is part of the eco system. The internet is fun. Let’s blog together!
But seriously, when I’m not making fun of Kelly Bensimon I enjoy watching The Real Housewives series. No one in my real life watches the show so I started this blog so I would have a place to discuss it. You may not be able to tell, but in real life I am actually a very nice person, but this blog allows me to re-live my high school mean girl days without any real life consequences. It’s all for fun. Don’t take it too seriously.
I am also now an award winner!
Hi Real City Housewife – Finally clicked your name from Lynn’s site and just dicovered your blog. Oh my gawd – you are friggin (Jersey -speak) hilarious. I think your site just might be my new fave and guilty pleasure. Yep – I am living out my high school mean girl days too – in a safe way. Totally get that. (I hope you see this message to you !)
GREAT BLOG !
All the best~
Ellabean – from New Jersey – yeah tell me about it . I want to move. *
I think I want to write that on that bottom of my Jersey license plates.
Thank you!
Don’t worry about being from Jersey, I won’t judge you [too harshly] for it.
is that what u look like really? w/ sunglasses picture?
Yes
Real City Housewife –I’m adding you to my list of people I love. LOL. Don’t know why I didn’t know about your blog earlier. I have a lot of catching up to do. I too have a circle of friends who don’t watch the Housewives. Or maybe they just don’t admit it. It’s all very irritating for me because discussing the Housewives is obviously, much more fun than watching them. Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
It is so much more fun talking about them than watching them, isn’t it?
I just found this from Lynn’s page also. Your blogs are fantastic!
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them!
I adore this blog and you. You’re bookmarked!
Aww thank u!
♥
Thank goodness another guilty pleasure… this blog. Now can I actually find time to read it with all my other guilty pleasures? I sure hope so.
Of course you can find time. Once you realize that housework, friends, and family are really not all that important when compared to Housewife gossip – you will have all the time in the world!
Consider yourself bookmarked. You bio is hilarious and your humor infectious. Keep it up, just be careful to not hit the Patron laced with coffee before you edit!
Thank you!
Patron laced with coffee? No way.
Strictly Svedka laced with V8 for me!
Gotta stay healthfull, ya know.
Finally I found a place to discuss the Housewives. Thank you, thank you! Guilty pleasures are fun!!!!!
Welcome!
Have you checked out our rehab yet? Sounds like you might be in need.
http://realcityhousewife.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/are-your-suffering-from-a-real-housewife-addiction-there-is-hope/
I write often about the Housewives. My posts are snarky. I think you would enjoy.
http://loveandknuckles.blogspot.com
Hi, nice to meet you. I’ll check out your blog.
Love your sense of humor. Consider yourself bookmarked!
Thank you! Glad you found the site
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Cool site, snarky women. I guess it is all make believe because non of you really know wtf you are talking too. Peace out
That started off sounding like a compliment but then I wasn’t sure what the next sentence was supposed to mean.
So thanks… I guess?
funny
It was a compliment, love your blog as much as your hair….. Muah =)
Tanti Baci….. ooxxoxxoxooox
LOVE your site!! my NEw fav…TY
I really, really enjoy your site. Your recaps are spectacular.
I think you should copyright your material and shop around for an agent/publisher if you haven’t already.
Thanks u r sweet. But I don’t know if my talent really goes beyond making fun of Housewives. This is the most I’ve written since high school.
I LOVE THIS BLOG!!! u dont know how refreshing it is to come to a site filled with people that feel the SAME WAY i feel about that clan of liars, thieves and fakes…and Danielle LOL!! its like we have mutual understanding that Danielle is nut…but those other are far FAR worst!!!
This blog is made by and filled with commentors who have what I call common sense LOL!!
I visit another site and I just CAN’T stomach the way they attack Danielle and place these other “ladies” on a pedistal!!
Anywhoo I follow u on twitter too and u are a RIOT!!!
Keep up the great work and thanks for keeping me entertained!!!
Thank you!!
No blind RH worshiping going on here.
Just common sense, honestly, and calling it like we see it.
I ♥ my commentors.
Well…I finally took the time to read your BIO…You are one smart and HILARIOUS cookie…..I so do enjoy reading your blog and the past two days…11-15-11-16-2010 have kept me in stitches !!!!!
My hat of OFF to you and will forever grateful for your contribution to the FUNNY in cyberspace….
Keep it going
TheDesingDiva
You smell gooooood.
I meant you’re an olfactory icon.
You’re very funny. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. I just read the Camille blog that was taken down. Hilarious.
Just found your blog as I was watching the most recent episode of RHWBH on Demand. What a HOOT! Couldn’t agree more with your commentary on Camille’s deleted blog. Thanks for taking time to set this up – you ARE the BESTEST! Am certain I will have loads more fun reading the rest of your pages. Housewives shows are my guilty pleasure. I lovingly refer to the programs as “My Bitches” (except Orange County which I just never could get into). I am still watching the episode so I am gonna’ get back to “My Bitches” and will DEFINITELY be back to your now bookmarked site for follow up and more fun. Thanks again! Be Well!
Welcome! We have a lot of fun here. Glad you found us!
I find your blogging style to be fabulous! I often post links to your blogs on the Bravo message boards. Thank you for always making me laugh.
Please ‘scuse my manners; I haven’t introduced myself.
I Luvz 2011 and your site.
I’m a semi-lurker who has recently come out of lurkdom as I was concerned about your absence. I had been on a food protest fast and was eating only black licorice until your return and was feeling weak. Nice you have surfaced!~….
Best to you and your efforts here.
~L
Welcome!
Blog hazing requires that you eat nothing but red licorice now for the next 2 weeks, and wear a pair of underwear on your head at all times.
Initiation is no prob!
I was feeling silly with these black licorice teeth so this will be a breeze……but breezy without my unders in the right place.
I love your Bio! You must be as authentic as I am lol. You are now bookmarked.
Thanks for the great RH blogsitepageboard!! None of my friends watch RH shows either. My main faves are NJ, NY, DC and BH (with a smattering of OC, but if you don’t watch often enough it’s hard keeping those blondes straight).
And I’m real tired now and can’t think of a good ending, so I’ll just say g’night : )
Hi!
We just posted a “Real Housewives Trivia Challenge” and thought your readers may want to enter. First place wins a fabulous set of Alex and Ani bangles!!!
Would love your thoughts on the quiz!
Katie
Celebrity Beehive
Here’s the direct link to the contest: http://www.celebritybeehive.com/quick-games
Hope you like it!