The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Show Me Yours And I’ll Show You Mine

The show opens at Kandi’s clothing store where the women are joining Kandi on her sex freak radio show. Apparently clothing stores aren’t just great places to throw parties, they also make excellent radio studios.
Now… I don’t consider myself old fashioned, but I do think there are somethings women just shouldn’t talk about in public – let alone national TV. If people wanna pee on each other in the privacy of their own home, that’s fine by me. But I certainly don’t want to hear about it or have a conversation about it. When you make Kim Z blush – there’s a problem.

Kandi was disappointed that the women weren’t giving her any good material to work with, so she brought out a male stripper to sexually assault Sheree and liven things up a little.

Cynthia is planning her wedding. *yawn*

Her stylist/wedding planner/dude who wears sunglasses indoors thinks they can plan the whole thing for under a million dollars. If Cynthia has a million dollars to spend she should get something a little nicer than Ikea furniture for her house.

Just sayin.

Brielle is taking after her mother in the gold digging department. She wanted a diamond ring like her mamma’s and she scammed that ring right onto her finger like a pro. Kim fell for the whole “promise ring” story hook line and sinker.

Kandi and her music crew discuss how they are going to dumb down the ring song so that Kim will be able to sing it. Kandi suggests she rap-rings it since real-singing is impossible for her.

Then we have to listen to the obligatory 5 minutes of Kandi bitching about Kim not paying her for Tardy for the Party.

I’m really getting tired of listening to Kandi talk about Kim non stop. She basically agreed to let Kim keep all of the profits from the song, so why is she complaining now? Kim is selfish, we all know this, no surprise there. But Kandi is supposed to be a business woman. In my opinion, all this complaining is making Kandi look a lot worse than it’s making Kim look. Instead of complaining so much, Kandi should probably be thanking Kim because without her, she wouldn’t have a story line or even be relevant on the show.

Next we see Fakedra and Apollo returning to Atlanta. They brought the baby with them too, they didn’t have a choice because the Safe Haven laws in Atlanta are only good for 7 days after the child’s birth and Fakedra was laid up with high blood pressure during that time, so now she’s chained to the gross little Chinese thing and can’t frolic around Atlanta the way she used to.

Fakedra is unable to walk due to her week old c-section so Apollo leaves the baby in the car to carry her up the stairs.

Fakedra decided to name the baby Ayden and Apollo decided to name him Adonis. They can’t come to an agreement so they’re going to call him by two different names.

Fakedra’s faces were disappointing in this episode. This was all I got.

NeNe arrives at Kim’s house. She hugs the girls hello and then honks Brielle’s new boobies. Brielle shows NeNe her promise ring. NeNe says in her interview that a mother needs to lead by example and that the jury is still out on those girls. The jury may be out, but I think we’re all pretty sure which way they’re leaning.

NeNe is going through a divorce and needs a friend to talk to. Kim – as always – finds a way to turn a conversation about NeNe’s divorce into a conversation about the divorce Big Poppa refuses to get from his wife. Kim is incapable of thinking about someone other than herself for more than 3 minutes at a time. I don’t know why NeNe keeps trying to talk to Kim about her problems, it’s never gonna happen.

I actually kinda like this wig on Kim. It’s less horrible than the others.

Kim’s parents invited Kandi and her mom over to their house for dinner. Kim introduces Kandi and her father, and is surprised to find out that they’ve already met. That’s what you get for pouring wine in your coffee cup at 9am.

Kim and Kandi play a recording of Greg dishing about his marriage problems on the radio. There is some debate over whether or not he knew he was being recorded. According to Greg he spent $300,000 to make NeNe famous and now he wants that money back.

Over at the gym Sheree and Lawrence are also talking about the radio show. I agree with everyone that what Greg said was wrong, but I don’t think it was all that much worse than NeNe talking about Greg in her Bravo interviews or bringing cameras with her to the lawyers office.

Out in the car Kandi plays the re-worked ring song for Kim. Now that there isn’t any actual singing involved, Kim loves it. Personally, I didn’t like the song the first time and I still don’t like it. I think the problem is the hook, it just doesn’t flow right. But unfortunately, it’s been stuck in my head for the past day now and I’m about to start playing Money Can’t Buy You Class just to get rid of it!

Sheree meets the fake Doc for lunch to discuss his little white lie about having a PhD. I don’t understand why he even showed up for this meeting. Did he really think there was any way in the world he could spin this situation to make himself not look like a total douche?

Sheree explainined to Tiy-E that she feels like she doesn’t know who he is and that he isn’t being honest with her. If there was ever a situation for someone to yell “Who gon check me boo?!” it was now. But Sheree remained pretty calm throughout the entire lunch which was incredibly disappointing.

Tiy-E explains that everything is really Sheree’s fault because she didn’t make an effort to get to know his son when he answered the phone that one time. He also didn’t like that she didn’t make more of an effort to come see him when he was in town and needed her to drive him around. Sheree points out that if he wanted to see her he could have invited her to dinner. But he thinks it’s wrong for a woman to expect a man to feed her in order to spend time with her. According to the Love Doctor, hanging out in a Holiday Inn motel room is a perfectly acceptable 3rd date.

Finally Sheree asks him point blank if he’s a doctor or not. He pulls a folded white paper out of his pocket and claims that it’s his college transcripts. Sheree asks if she can see them and he says he will be more than happy to show them to her, just as soon as she drops her pants and proves to him that she is in fact a woman.

Sheree isn’t interested in making this trade off. Obviously Tiy-E couldn’t possibly show her his papers without getting something in return so he tells her “peace and love” and walks off down the road, because he apparently still doesn’t have a car… or a woman to drive him around.

NeNe shows up for her first day of work, and right away she finds Greg’s recording on the internet. Her boss comes over and tells NeNe that things like this can get her fired. Huh? Has she not seen The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Did she not know who she was hiring or what kind of show she was on?

After work NeNe attempts to have a conversation with Greg in the kitchen. But it wasn’t really much of a conversation. NeNe talked for a while and then Greg was sorta like “Thank you for your time, but I don’t know who you are. Sorry.” and walked back down to his basement hide out.

I don’t know why, but I kinda expected NeNe to kick him in the back as he was walking down the stairs. I guess I’ve been watching a bit too much Teen Mom. Amber is affecting my thought process.

Next week Kim sings (sorta), Sheree get’s fired (she had a job?), Fakedra get’s peed on (but not in the fun sexy way Kandi was talking about), and Peter tries to explain to NeNe that he is never going to leave Cynthia for her.

The fake doc is on twitter. He hasn’t tweeted in a while, but this is his name if you want to follow him: @Drtiye He has a website too. With poetry. And prayers. :| Enter at your own discretion.

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24 Responses to The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Show Me Yours And I’ll Show You Mine

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  2. Adgirl says:

    Great recap thanks!!

    Dr. Tiy-E needs to skidaddle over to Beverly Hills/Malibu so he can show Camille his “PHD” and she can introduce him to her “friends”.

  3. TrillianAlice says:

    I love your recaps they are hysterical. We agree so much on these housewife shows.
    I am getting tired of the Kandi complaint segment. Funny about Peter and Cynthia’s place. It must be his Grandma’s house. I wonder if Sheree could have fallen for the Dr. if he had been a real Doctor because, as you said, she didn’t really get as mad as she could have. Total agreement with you on this episode start to finish.

    • Adgirl says:

      OMG yes! Sheree would have been washing his feet with her hair extensions if DR Tiyee was a for real doc!!
      All Sheree wants is validation and a paycheck. Not much ya’all!!!

  4. Tam5115 says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think it’s appropriate to talk about people peeing on each other. Damn girl, keep that shit to yourself! Whatever ever floats your boat between two adults “in private”, is fine but I don’t want to hear about it. I certainly do not care what anyone’s freak number is. Christ on a cracker!

    Maybe Kandi needs to give up on this celibacy deal, ya know?

  5. bacasam says:

    Overall, thought this episode was one of the best of an otherwise booorring season. I totally was waiting,waiting for Sheree to go off into one of her famous tirades so also greatly disappointed.
    Regarding Kandi, think totally a situation of both she and Kim using one another. Not sure why Kandi needs this for her own song-concerts promotion, personally think she’s quite talented, but apparently in music business these days ya gotta have a hook.
    While Fakedra was low on faces, while looking at your screen shots, thought ‘DocFake Love’ had one pretty close…

  6. jezzibel says:

    Brielle is as orange a Nene’s shirt

    • jezzibel says:

      maybe I can start refereing to her as baked Brie…but since I love Brie Cheese maybe not.

      • Tuzentswurth says:

        Mmmm, wrap that brie in a puff pastry, brush with egg wash, sprinkle with cinnamon sugar and slivered almonds, bake 350 for 30 min, serve with crackers and apple slices sauteed in butter, cinnamon and sugar and eat till you are fat. Great for Christmas parties.

  7. Tuzentswurth says:

    Great recap again, I actually saw the show 1st this time. “Kandi Coated Nights” needs to go away puh-leeze…NOT entertaining (maybe if you’re a 12 y.o. boy?). Thanks for pointing out Cynthia’s furniture, very funny. I didn’t notice it.
    I’m really ready for BH recap. Not much seen of Camille on that episode, just trying on dresses, I think she should have gone with the purple one. I’ll bet that was around the time she got her 1st inkling of the trouble with her husband (she is Kelsy’s wife, you know).

  8. What is with Kandi holding the iPad up to her head like a giant iPhone? Dramatic effect? Pure comedy, Kandi-style? Did Bravo give RHOATL a defective one? Did not one housewife know how to turn the volume up? This begs for a “how many Atlanta housewives does it take…” joke.”

    My first thought was of “A Night at the Roxbury” where the brothers have those big brick cell phones of the early 90s. (funny movie, btw) I think I still have my 3lb monster cell phone in the attic.

    An iPad has a perfectly decent speaker built in for watching movies, listening to music, ect. In fact, I just listened to an episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta on mine without earphones.

    Peace out!

  9. leighmichals says:

    mind you have I’ve only seen part of the episode but from the looks of things it seems like the only reason the “Dr.” left his lunch date with Sheree so quickly is so that his broke self wouldn’t have to foot the bill…

  10. Sangfroid says:

    Have you ever read or heard that the order of letters in a word does not matter.
    Reportedly a study at an English University determined that as long as the first and last letter were in the correct position, most people would be able to read the word.
    My point?
    I can not help but read”Drtiye” as the word Dirty.

  11. Sangfroid says:

    Oh RCH I should have heeded your warning. I went to his website.
    So much wrong so very very wrong.
    I need to go fill my head with something real and honest and well intentioned.
    I think perhaps the “Gift of the Magi”

    • Lol. Did you read the poetry! Did you see the picture of him with dreads! Didn’t Sheree Google this guy before she dated him??

      • Sangfroid says:

        Apparently not!
        Did you read that 15 of his locks fell out on the Real Gilligans Island and that at 6’3″ people mistake him for a basketball player.
        Has he seen a basketball player?
        6’3″ would be petite in Atlanta.
        And the quotes from his relationship book?
        gagging. Sorry his hype offends me.
        I’m sure he has some redeemable quality. I just don’t see it.

  12. crazysweet says:

    nene’s nevah done greg wrong evah! but she has done wrong with that hair and that eyelash glue!!
    loved the teen mom reference…never saw it but I don’t need to…I was one.
    thank goodness they spared us the fakedra for a bit…I really cant stand to see this woman.
    sheree….water seeks it’s own level….so one fake to another having a show down at lunch calling each other out….thats why she didn’t pull her typical tirade on tiyre. she was looking into the mirror and felt a tinge of empathy.
    kandi coated nights??????? kim admitting she has anal sex (like thats news anyway) nene acting like she doesn’t???? and sheree pretending she didn’t want to arm wrestle that stripper to show who is really the man???? it really made me long for the days of white house party crashers and defunct wineries.
    I’m not sure which is more disgusting, kandi & these girls talking about sex or fakedra’s labor and delivery? lets just say I NEVAH have a meal before I watch this shit!

  13. GHOST PLUMMER!!! says:

    ROFLMFAO as much as you annoy me. I gotta give it to you! This was a funny post. I don’t care to watch these Atlanta housewives,but your recaps are always BRILLIANT! :)

  14. Lucy says:

    okay, so can i just say, that i wear wigs. and i have nothing against Cynthia, but anyway, i was looking for a wig to buy, and i came across this website. http://africanamericanwigs.net/motowntressmolly.aspx
    please please tell me that doesn’t look like friggin cynthia. lol just wondering, or am i the only crazy one.

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